I know, I know, I said I wouldn't make another chapter till I was done with my other story….but oh well. I've also converted this into non-script. Yay.

IMPORTANT NOTICE! If you never played any Resident Evil games….then you probably won't get all the jokes….for instance, how even the minor objects that slightly obscure a path to freedom can prevent you from actually leaving…..because a pile of rocks, no bigger then cotton balls, are in the way…..and what if you trip! You might fall over! Or worse…skin your knee!

So without further ado…onto the story…..

Kirby and the others hid in the train station and then fell asleep. Back at the bar, the other guys just started waking up from their nap.

Luigi had just gotten up and asked, "It's-a about-a time that it's-a morning. But why was I-a never woken up for my-a shift?"

Zelda answered back with "Last I saw Jiggly was the guard."

Jiggly moves around and then gets up. Zelda asked her, "Jiggly did you fall asleep on your shift?"

"Jiggly Puff!"

"I-a hope you have a good-a explanation for this-a." Luigi was looking very disappointed in her

Jiggly tried making sense of what she was saying but all they heard was…

"Jiggly Jiggly, Puff Puff Jiggly."

Zelda glared at her and told her, "Your irresponsibility could have killed us all; I hope you're happy with yourself."

Jigglypuff hung her head down and walked away from the group.

"Where are we again?" Peach said just getting up from consciousness.

"In-a the-a bar-a." was heard before the rants started up again.

"Oh, then lets get out of here, its too cold, didn't anyone ever think of turning up the heat, god you guys are so inconsiderate. I mean, really…wait, why am I in a bar, who are you guys? You're kidnapping me aren't you. Get away from me! No wait, I remember now, zombies attacked and…..Oh My GOD! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! WHAT ARE WE GONA DO! ARE YOU GUYS MORONS? WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!"

Luigi simply smacks her in the back of the head and sends her spiraling into the couch once more.

"Well I think we should get out of here like she said. Luigi, why don't you carry her?" said Zelda.

"But I-a don't-a want to."

"I don't care," she was saying "I think we can all agree you're the strongest here so you carry her."

Captain Falcon agreed with a, "Fo' sho'"

Zelda smacked him and demanded, "What did I tell you about speaking ghetto?"

Captain Falcon let out a low "sorrrrrryyyyyy….." and joined Jiggly in the corner.

Zelda turned to see Luigi looking complexed. "What's wrong now?"

"Well, Dr. Mario seems to have gone missing…."

"What do you think happened to him?" she asked.

"I-a don't know."

"You don't think…." She started, "he could've become one of those….creatures?"

"Can't-a you-a just-a call them zombies?"

"Luigi, you should already know that in all successful Zombie movies, the characters never call them zombies. They call them a variety of names like creatures, monsters, Human eating freaks, brainless sons a bit-"

"I-a think we got the point-a"

Zelda got up and said, "Well, let's just leave and try and get out of the city."

So they walk down the stairs with Peach on Luigi's back and walk out the front door. When they get outside a few zombies were walking mindlessly around in the broad daylight. One was at a pop machine kicking it furiously trying to get the sweet and utterly refreshing taste of 7-up out. The zombie then started crying. C. Falcon walks up to him.

"That's ok Mr. Zombie, here have this dollar."

The zombie looks up at C.F. and hesitantly takes the dollar. Then he shoves it in his mouth.

"No, no, no, you put the dollar in the pop machine, here I'll show you. Now what do you want."

The Zombie points towards the 7-up button.

Captain Falcon smiled "Ah, the sweet and utterly refreshing 7-up, good choice."

He gives the pop to the zombie who drinks the can in one gulp. Though all the pop just fell out of the zombie's neck due to the giant hole in it. The zombie started crying and ran off.

"Poor guy."

Zelda stood there with her mouth gaped open "I don't get it. Why didn't it eat you?"

Captain Falcon explained "Well Zelda, the power of friendship was a part of it."

Zelda cocked her eyebrow "The power of friendship? That's a load of bull."

"But is it a peaceful bull?"

Zelda sighed and walked off as the others followed. It wasn't particularly hard to evade the zombies seeing as though they walk as fast as a golf cart with bread crumbs as wheels. What?

After an hour or so, they come across the city zoo. Lying sprawled out thru the streets in front of the zoo were dead decaying animals with giant holes in them showing their internal organs. It reminded them of Swiss cheese. You know the cheese with the holes in it? But it didn't quite smell as bad. They decided that the animals and other dead bodies of things were not threatening at all and were just there for show. So they walked liked the idiots they were into the zoo filled with god knows what.

Jiggly tried warning them about the predicament they were about to walk in but they just waved her off. Falcon quoted, "No, of course it isn't dangerous, why would you say that?"

So it only took about 43seconds for them to realize this was a bad idea, because they suddenly heard a loud roar which could not be spelled or it would ruin the horror of it all You see if I said-

GRUAWLFULARGADOO CHEE BACCA EEEEE!

That would sounds as really gay and nonetheless funny. Which shouldn't be the noise coming from a zombified elephant. Oh I'm sorry did I say zombified? I meant the strange creature that resembled an elephant. Oh, and yes, it was an elephant.

The group screamed out in terror and ran off. Luigi dropped Peach on the ground so he could make the escape. They ran to the front gate when the elephant stomped overhead and crushed the gate. Now the gate was left in rubble.

"Quick! Just-a step over the debris, we-a can escape!" Luigi yelled

Everyone started up the wreckage when a mysterious force blocked them from climbing over it. Falcon smacked himself in the head for being so dumb as to try and climb something that blocked their path. He enlightened everyone on what was happening.

"You see, it's obvious that because there is something impeding our path, we'd have to strategically find our way over it. Instead of climbing or jumping over it, he'd have to find a crane or something to push it out of our way for us. It all makes perfect sense to me now."

"I don't get it….." Zelda stood confused.

Luigi then pushed her out of the way as a huge foot crushed where she should've been.

"We-a don't have time to get it, lets run!"

All of them just ran past Peach's unconscious body and into the reptile house. The elephant stampeded after them miraculously missing Peach on each step it made. The elephant stopped in front of the reptile house and roared out. It then walked away. The four of them looked out the door and saw Peach's body lying in the pavement.

"We should get her you know" Zelda said.

"Or we could leave her there and hope the author will bring her back magically later when we least expect it." Suggested Luigi.

"OK!"

So the four leave Peach to find a strategic way to walk over the debris. They all split up. In a few hours, Capt. Falcon found a crane suitably sitting on the side of the walkway.

"I found a crane!" exclaimed Capt. Falcon.

The others run over and take a look inside and see there are no keys.

"Oh no, there-a aren't any keys!" said a depressed Luigi.

"I know where they are!" said Zelda, "But I couldn't pick them up because I didn't have enough room in my inventory…..I knew I should have dropped these ink ribbons."

"Why-a would you-a even need ink ribbons?" questioned the only person who puts a's at the end of some words.

"In case I found a typewriter, duh."

"What?"

Before she could answer, Jigglypuff had taken the liberty in getting the keys and lifted her stubby little hands presenting the keys to Luigi.

"Yay, the keys-a, you're great!"

Luigi put the keys in the crane and jumped in the seat. He lifted the crane and positioned the hand over the rubble. Of course to make things more difficult for him, the elephant came charging in from no where and attacked the crane. Luigi lunged out of the crane screaming in terror as the elephant literally tore the thing to shreds. Everyone started running around in circles, panicking wondering what to do. The elephant darted over to Zelda and loomed over her. It let out a horrific roar and stood up on its hind legs ready to crush Zelda. That is, if it wasn't for an SUV that came bursting through the outer walls of the zoo. The elephant backed off, and looked at the SUV. The door opened and out walked none other than…..SURPRISE! IT'S PEACH! A now new and improved Peach too. She took out a rocket launcher from the backseat and fired at the creature. The rocket collided with the elephant with so much force, it blew it up. The sky then rained like it was no tomorrow sending various elephant organs, limbs, and flesh onto the stunned survivors. Peach, in a deep voice, said, "This way."

They all scrambled into the car and drove off through the destroyed wall.

Today had been horrible for Roy. He woke up this morning and fell out of bed bumping his head on the floor. When he got up his dog seemed a little over friendly and jumped on top of him pushing him back down. Roy laughed and shoved his dog off. The dog still tried jumping on him, its teeth raised. Roy scolded the dog and picked up a ball and tossed it out his window. The dog instinctively jumped out of the window. Roy shrugged his shoulders and walked down to the kitchen to find it deserted. He wondered where Marth was with breakfast. Roy was mad at Marth for not making blueberry pancakes. Oh, how much Roy loved blueberry pancakes. He searched the house but Marth wasn't there. So Roy wrote an angry note and left it on the table for Marth to see when he got back.

Roy decided to go out to the store and buy some blueberry pancakes. On his way some sickly looking salesmen started walking toward him with pamphlets. Roy knew that the salesmen were cheap, unreliable people who sell crap so he ran. As he approached the convenient store, more, torn clothed, sickly looking people started walking toward him. "Annoying hobos." Is what he thought at the time. He walked into the store and saw the place deserted and worst of all; they were out of Blueberry Pancake Mix! Depressed, he walked out and it started to rain. He went back into the store to buy an umbrella, but they were all out. So Roy decided to go to Daisy's Parasol Company to complain the lacked stock at the store, and hopefully get a free parasol.

So Roy walked all the way into the city until he was near the company building. It was beginning to get dusk and unfortunately there were more sick looking business men. But Roy already identified them. Salesmen….typically, they started walking toward him moaning with briefcases and business papers. One of them got close enough to him to bite him. And he did. Roy picked up a metal pole and whacked it over its head. More "business men" started swarming him and he had to defend himself. He started beating them all down with the pole. Then he saw a man with a trench coat and black shades pass him by. Roy yelled out for him to help but he just walked by. People these days…so inconsiderate…The man walked into the Parasol Company building. The out of the corner of his eye, he saw a strange creature tearing up cars, and street lights, He had a giant green spiked shell, with horns on his head and orange skin. It ran by and trampled most of the zombies that were attacking Roy. When Roy turned to thank him for his help, the creature trampled over him and ran away. Roy was in critical condition now and couldn't get up. He tried crawling around for a bit when something caught his eye. A sparkling green herb! He inched toward the odd plant and decided to eat it. He suddenly felt rejuvenated and got up. He walked over to the building, opened the door and walked over to the elevator. He pushed the buttoned but nothing happened. He pushed again and the light above the door blinked on.

"Come on, come on…I swear, these elevators are taking so long now a days…"

After a few minutes the elevator let out a mocking "ding" and the doors slid open. Inside revealed a few zombies moaning.

"Thank god, finally!"

Of course, since nothing was going his way today, the elevator lines snapped sending the elevator plummeting down the shaft.

"NOOO! This is so not my lucky day. Now I have to take the stairs!" So off went Roy down the stairs.

Wandering the steps were some more zombies in business outfits. They all turn at Roy and run at him.

"Uh-oh…" Roy jumped back and slammed the door in their faces. In the door window, he could see zombie beating the door with pamphlets and business forms in their hands.

"Damned salesmen….not today….not today…"

Roy turned around and sat down at the information desk. It suddenly hit him that the place was just as deserted as the convenient store. He then found a button on the desk. Of course he pushed it and a wall slid up into the ceiling exposing a secret room. A dark mysterious room…..So Roy walked inside, then tripped on a cord and he fell to the ground. This was definitely not his lucky day. He got up and turned the lights on and saw another elevator.

"YES! Salvation!"

Roy walked into the elevator but only saw a giant red button. He pushed it anyways, hoping it would take him to an advisor so he could demand parasols be stocked to stores when the weather forecast called for rain. He would get his way……

So what mysteries will Roy find? Why is he so oblivious to the current situation? Why am I asking these pointless questions?

Find outnext chapter!

so...yea, R&R, do as you please. Au revoir