Hey, It's me. First story on this site! WOO! Okay, it's about Elmo whoI seriously think is the evilest thing ever. I say thing because I don't know if it's a girl or a guy. But yes, please review! I will add another chapter if I get a review. I don't set high standards for myself, do I?

Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade as you all very well know. And I don't own the evil doll known as Elmo. How many times do you read that...


Elmo Attacks

Max ran around in the toy store happily, Rei and Kai following.

Kai groaned as the younger boy ran around looking at the many different isles in the Toys 'R' Us. Rei laughed at him as he mentioned how immature Max was.

"Come on Kai, he's just happy!" he said teasing, nudging him. "Ya know, you used to be a kid too!"

"Yeah, but not this immature..." Kai said quietly, glaring at the boy. "And you touch me again I'll have to hurt you."

Rei nodded and ran to catch up with the blonde haired boy. "Max, wait up!"

"Good," Kai said smiling as he was finally alone.

"So, what're you looking for exactly?" Rei asked as the stared at the dolls in the isle Max had run into.

"A stuffed animal for Tyson to have while he's sickly." Max said as he looked on the right side of the isle as Rei looked on the left.

"Um, you think he want's a Barbie?" Rei asked as he held the dolls package in his hands.

"It's Malibu Barbie!" Max laughed, Rei having to hold onto the shelves of toys as he laughed.

They continued to look down the long isle of animals, dolls and Barbies.

"Hey, we can always get him Elmo, it talks as much as him." Rei said as he poked Elmo's stomach.

Rei fell back words as the red fluffy thing started to giggle.

"That tickles!" Elmo laughed as he started to shake uncontrollably. Max had run over when he heard Rei scream and watched the thing shake. Max laughed as Rei breathed hard, clutching his chest.

"I think it's having a seizure..." Rei said, pointing at it. Max sat down next to Rei laughing at his comment.

"Actually, that might be good for Tyson, he needs someone to talk too." Max said as he picked up the now, un-shaking, red fluff ball.

The two found Kai looking in the video game section, Resident Evil 4 in his hands.

"Im going to get this." Kai said looking at the two boys and staring in horror at the thing Max had in his hands. "What in the world is that?"

"It's Elmo, from Sesame Street!" Max laughed as he held it out to Kai who poked the stomach.

"That tickles!" Elmo laughed as he began to shake. Kai fell back into the video game rack, knocking the games over.

Kai's head peaked out of the mound of games as he heard the thing had stopped laughing.

"Is it dead?" he asked, only looking out a little bit.

"Yeah, I had the same reaction." Rei laughed as he helped Kai out of the video game pile and started putting them back.