ED'S A GOD!

Written by Kitty and translated by Clap-For-Carolyn

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One morning, Ed, Al, and Mustang where walking down the street of a random town in the middle of nowhere.

"Mustang, why again are we walking down the street?"

"Because I got a letter saying that there was a chimera sighting in the area." Mustang replied, and thought to himself 'And I need to pick up my dry-cleaning for my date.'

Being to involved in his thinking, he didn't see danger looming.

Out of nowhere, and quite randomly, a stampede of 10,000,000,000 kittens appeared!

"YAY! KITTIES!" Alphonse yelled joyfully and happily raised his arms in the air as they ran by, toward Mustang and Ed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MUSTANG, RUN!" Ed screamed, knowing they where about to be completely trampled.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY DRY-CLEANING!" Mustang sobbed and was over taken by the rampaging kittens.

"Dry-cleaning! AGGGGGGGGGGGGG!" Ed too succumbed to the tsunami of fuzziness.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And Al was having the time of his life…

Now folks, you have to remember that this was no ordinary kitten stampede. It was a transport-you-to-an-unknown-island kitten stampede. And back to the story.

Mustang was still crying while Ed searched franticly for Al.

"Al! AL! ALPHONSE!"

"Yes brother?" Al walked up, holding a bunch of cute 'lil kitties.

"What happened!"

"We where transported to an unknown island." He said and pulled Mustang's dry-cleaning out of his armor and presented it to the weeping man.

"And how did you know THAT!"

"Kitty typed it up. Didn't you see it?"

"Noooo, I was to busy getting trampled by a magical kitten stampede!" Ed started ranting, while Mustang had a heart touching reunion with his clothes.

"My dry-cleaning! YAY!"

"Okay…well we need to start a fire…" Ed's face broke out in an evil grin.

"Ohhhhhhh, Mustang! Can I barrow your dry-cleaning for a minute?"

"Sure, but I need it back when your done."

"And Al, may I barrow your leg?"

"But brother, why-"

"Just get over here and help me with the fire!"

Ten minutes latter…

"Wow Fullmetal. How did you start the fire with out me or my gloves?"

"I used your dry-cleaning. It smelled like cat anyway."

"WHAT!"

"I told you that was a bad idea brother, but nooo…"

The next morning…

"Wustang, wi wate wou…"

Ed, now badly burned and beaten, glared at his superior.

"WUSTANG!" Al went in to a hysterical fit of giggles. Mustang punched him, but it had adverse effects.

"OWWWW! THAT HURT!"

"Well weah. We's wade wut wof warmer."

Incase you couldn't tell, Ed's cheek is veeeery swollen. Yup. And Al went back in to giggles while his older brother glared at him.

"Reh he hehhe ho! Reh he hehhe ho! Reh he hehho!"

At this point, natives of the Unknown Island of Magical Kittens had come up to the trio and started to worship Ed.

"What ware whey waying!"

"I think their saying 'Ready Steady Go'. " Al concluded.

"What!" Ed and Mustang exclaimed.

"Clap and Carolyn said it was the universal FMA theme song."

"………………………"

"AAAAAAAAH!" Then the natives grabbed Ed and took him back to their village.

The Village

The three of them stared at the huge statue of…Ed's head!

Ed blinked then yelled; "WHAAAAAAAAAAA!"

And Mustang joined in; "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WANNA STATUE!"

"Awwwwwwwwwwww!" The two of them turned to the blushing suit of armor.

"Brothers got fans!"

"And I repeat: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?"

The swelling had gone down by this time.

"!Edllifluf neeb sah ycehporp eht"

"What the!"

"I'll translate. They're speaking backwards." Al offered. "They said: The prophecy has been fulfilled!"

Ed blinked again. "What prophecy?"

"Edllifluf!" Mustang burst out in to laughter.

"Okay." Al turned to the natives. "?Ycehporp eht si tahw"

"sVT era rof noitpecer doog su evig dna emoc dluow annetna taerg eht tahT"

"Well, basically, your their new TV antenna."

"WHAT! MUSTANG, CALL HEADQUARTERS!"

"I don't think I need to. Their already here."

"Wow. That was fast."

"Hello Lieutenant Hawkeye!" Al greeted, forever polite. "W-what are you wearing!"

Ed blinked. Yet again.

Hawkeye had shone up with her hair down, makeup on, nice jewelry, and in a slinky black dress!

"How did you get here so fast!"

"I installed a tracker in Roy's watch, incase he got lost on the way to our date. Oh. Oops."

"WHAT!"

"That's what the dry-cleaning was for! Until YOU burned it!"

"Okie! Bye bye antenna boy!" The four turned to the natives.

"NANI! You can talk like us!"

" 'Corse. You never asked.

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FIN

Carolyn: Dat was funs!

Clap: We got to beta! WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Carolyn: It was originally an omake, wasn't it Kitty?

Kitty: What that?

Clap: Oye…Omake is an extra, usually in script form. Like this was before.

Kitty: Ohhhhh.

Carolyn: Oh well. BE NICE TO MY LITTLE BROTHER AN REVIEW! It's his first ficy!

Kitty: ED'S A GOD! Chapter two, come soon to an Internet Explorer near you! Please give ideas and suggestions!

Edllifluf is pronounced Ed –lee- fluff.