Seta Kaibelle? Ac

Disclaimer: sorry I didn't write this before, but this goes for all the chapters I missed. I do not own Yugioh (boo hooo hooooooooooooo)  ("-")

Attention Tea + Seto fans

By the way: Later on in the story, (very very soon) Seto/Seta gets hooked up with Tea. No, it's not Lieha. She's only here because I needed someone to screw up Seto's life. She may make another appearance later on, but nothing serious. I know a new character pisses every (or almost every) fan off, so I will majorly focus on Tea and Seto!

Chapter 5:Damn boobs

(I just thought of this: Seto left a note saying he'd be gone for a while before he left)

The secret passage emptied out into the basement of an old antique shop. Quickly, Kaiba ran up the stairs, pushing a few crates aside. He ran past a bewildered owner, nearly knocking him into a shelf full of spoons.

As Kaiba emptied into the street, he was struck by the hard reality of the situation. He had nowhere to go! He couldn't stay out on the streets all night. He shivered at the thoughts. Being a girl had nothing to do with it. He just wouldn't allow a rich famous businessman as himself, to sleep in a gutter.

Kaiba suddenly remembered he had a wallet. "I know, I can call a cab, and stay at a hotel."

Seto scanned the streets looking for a phone booth. Spotting one, he ran over.

As he dialed the number in the phone booth, he noticed a man a few feet away staring at something around him. Seto followed his gaze to find what he was looking at.

The filthy bastard was staring at his chest!

With his face turning red, Seto turned around. Damn boobs! He thought.

"Hello, I'm calling for a taxi"

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"Yes, I need one as soon as possible, I'll be waiting at the corner of"-

Seto looked and located the street name.

-"Wayne Avenue."

-

"Thank you very much goodbye."

Seto walked over to a nearby bench closing his eyes.

God…

10 minutes later, a yellow taxicab pulled up.

"About time." Seto mumbled angrily.

As he climbed into the seat, Seto told the man he wanted to be brought to the nearest hotel. He than sat back, relaxed (just a tincy bit), and looked out the window.

About 5 minutes driving, Seto got bored with the window. He focused his attention on the front and tried to get a view of his driver. Without any luck, he looked into the rear-view mirror.

What the-

Another pair of eyes looking in the mirror met Seto's gaze. The only difference was that the driver wasn't looking at his face, he was looking at his-

Damn boobs! He thought again

"Ummm, I think I can continue from here." Kaiba said tapping the glass. He pulled out the owed money, quickly handed it to the driver and got out of the car.

The truth was, Kaiba really didn't know where he was, so he figured he would just walk in the direction the cab was headed. At least he wasn't near that creepy cab driver anymore.

He started walking down the busy road. "This is taking forever" He thought. "Why don't I just find a bus stop."

He turned down a street quickly scanning it. Nothing. He turned down another with the same result. He continued this so many times, that he ended up even more lost then he was before. "Damnit." He sighed at another attempt failed.

By now, he was just walking anywhere, barely even looking up from his feet.

"Why me?" He muttered.

Suddenly, Seto got a cold feeling running down his spine. He snapped his head up to examine his surroundings. He wasn't on a street anymore, he was in an alley.

Seto slowly started walking backwards as he heard a small noise from the shadows.

Stay calm He thought as a bead of sweat rolled down his brow.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"

Bananawings72: maybe I should be really cruel and cut you off here. Muahahahaha! Nahhh I'm not the kinda gal.

Three men had just recieted from out of the shadows, and were now cornering Seto.

(Be prepared: this is only Seto's thoughts):

Oh shit, Holy shit, shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shits shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit. Holy McShitty, shit faced nuggets full of shit!

"Ain't you a pretty little thing."

"I really like your-"

Damn boobs!

"Come over here sweat heart."

This couldn't be happening to him of all people! Him! Himhimhimhimhim! (It's a him!)He looked around for any means of escape. My life is a big pile of shit rite now, he thought

As one of the men reached out his hand, a voice called up to them from the entrance of the alley.

"Hey bone heads. Whad'ya thinks ya doin?"

There, at the end of the alley, was an ugly dog. In other words, Joey Wheeler!

"Shit!" Was all Kaiba said.

whahahahahaha, I did leave you with an almost as bad cliffhanger (I feel evil)

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