Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh (boohoo hooooooooooooooooooooooo L)
Sorry about last chapter, waste of time I know, but now that I got that off my back, I can focus on main events and greater plots.
Being evil: those who looove this story are going to die over my next one. I'm not going to tell you. Hehehe. Just kidding, the plot may seem very familiar to some of you but who cares, a good story's, a good story. Tea goes on a road trip to a very fancy city, and sneaks into the most gorgeous private home she has ever seen. While inside, she accidentally breaks a 20 000 dollar vase, and has to work at the mansion to pay it back. Little does she know that the mansion is actually a very private school for rich hot boys! Whahahahahahaha. What will happen? Anything can.
Chapter 7:(censored)
"So, where do ya live?" Joey yelled above a roaring engine.
"Oh, uhhh…" Idiot, he thought to himself. He didn't have a place to stay yet. "Ummm, just drop me off at the nearest hotel."
Joey frowned. Was this girl for real? Lost, cold, shoeless and no home. What was up with that? "Whatever." He shouted back.
He turned onto a main road and sped down the street. He stopped in front of a cozy looking 4 story building, the colour of mahogany.
"This OK?" Joey asked.
Kaiba looked at the building. It was pretty small, and a lot less fancy than he thought, but anything was better than another ride with Joey Wheeler. "It's fine." He mumbled.
"Maybe I'll see you later?" Joey asked with a hopeful look in his eyes.
"I doubt it greatly." Seto stated coldly. The hope in Joey's eyes vanished.
"Well… OK than, bye." He said quickly and sped away.
"Thank God that's over."
Seto walked into the hotel. There was a clerk sleeping at the desk, and a middle-aged man reading a newspaper in the nearby lounge, but next to that, it was pretty empty.
"Hello." Kaiba said to the sleeping clerk. "HELLO." The man wouldn't wake up. He tried ringing the bell a couple times, but the guy wouldn't wake. Seto stood there angrily tapping his foot when he noticed the middle-aged man smirking at him from behind his newspaper. I'll show him. He thought angrily.
Seto took off one of his slippers and through it at the clerk. The clerk rose with a start and fell off his chair. On the way down he banged his head on the counter. Seto heard the man in the lounge chuckle quietly. It was kinda funny. Seto couldn't stop himself from smiling.
"Can… Can I help you miss?" The clerk asked rising a bit disheveled.
"Yes you may, I am looking for a room to stay in the next…" How long would he stay like this? "The next little while."
"Yes, yes of course. Room for one? Right-yes. Ok, we have a room for you on the 3rd floor. Everything's set, now all I need is some ID."
Seto reached for his wallet and took out his identification card. He handed it to the clerk only to find him frown.
"You can't be serious!" The clerk laughed disbelievingly at Seto. "That's the worst fake ID of ever seen. I mean, it's one thing your obviously a girl, but to fake being one of the most richest and powerful men alive, that's just stupidity. Come on, do you really think I'm going to believe your Seto Kaiba?"
Kaiba just stared at his ID. What the hell is wrong with me? He thought. I've already lost my body, now I have to lose my mind. Any other idiot would have realized their ID is worthless in this situation. What was he going to do now?
"I must have… picked up the wrong card." He mumbled.
The clerk raised his eyebrows high, and smirked evilly. "Sure, that's what they all say."
Kaiba had just given up hope, when he heard footsteps behind him. "She's with me." The voice said.
Kaiba spun around to meet the face of the middle aged man. He glared at him hard. Fortunately, his back was facing the clerk.
The man continued to stare at the clerk straight in the eye and say rather firmly, "She's my daughter." The man draped a fatherly arm around Seto's shoulder, turning him back around. He shivered, ever so slightly.
The clerk looked back and forth between the two. As far as he could tell, the man wasn't lying, but the girl did look rather shocked. Oh well… more money for me. He thought and handed the girl the key. "Oh, one more thing, what did you say your name was?"
Kaiba blanked out. He didn't know the middle-aged man's last name, and he couldn't even think of a suitable girl's name. "Uhhh…"
"Her names Kina Hurosuka." The man said quickly, obviously figuring out the last name predicament. "Come Kina, lat me help you with your…" He was about to say bags, but seeing she had none- "…slipper."
Seto smirked as the man bent to pick up her thrown slipper. The clerk just narrowed his eyes threateningly at Seto.
The man than walked Seto to his room on the 3rd floor. When they approached the correct number, Seto turned around on the man and said rather resentfully "Thankyou."
"No problem." The men said handing Seto his slipper, but as Seto grabbed the slipper, the man leaned forward dangerously, and whispered into Seto's ear "You owe me." The man than stepped back and started chuckling evilly to himself as he quickly retreated.
Kaiba stared at the man disbelievingly as he disappeared. Only when he was gone, did Seto retreat into his new room.
He shut the door and locked it twice. He through down his slipper and stepped out of the other one, viewing his room.
"Well… home sweet home." He said grumpily, falling onto his bed. He was so exhausted. Immediately he fell asleep.
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"Wow, what time is it?" Kaiba said yawning. He turned over to look at his clock. Suddenly, his eyes shot open.
This isn't my room! He thought rapidly. Slowly, the events from yesterday flooded back. Kaiba let out a big groan. Why couldn't he just have stayed asleep?
He slopped back in bed and brought a hand through his longer hair. God, I need a shower he thought.
Oh no! I need a shower!
He gulped. How was he going to get through this one? I guess I'll have to take a bath. He thought rather upset.
He walked to the bathroom and started filling the tub. In a tub, he'd only have to soak. Seto filled it with bubble bath and sighed. Maybe a bubble bath wouldn't be such a bad idea. At home, he always took a bath when he was cranky or upset.
Finally the bath was filled. Seto braced himself by closing his eyes. As fast as he could, he got out of his clothes and made a jump for the tub. BANG! Of course. He tripped on his skirt/scarf.
"Oww…" He said as he rubbed his head. "That's it, I am officially jinxed." He laughed at himself. Jinxed! Ha! This goes way beyond a child's play curse.
Slowly he stood up, grasping the towel curtain on the way up. Pop, pop, pop.
Now what could that be? Kaiba looked up. "Uh, oh!"
IN Kaiba's attempt to pull himself up, he pulled a bit too hard on the shower curtain. CRASH! The whole thing came down, including a huge splash of water.
"Shit!" He cried.
Knock, Knock, Knock. Now who could that be?
"Is everything alright in there?" A worried voice came from out the hall. "I heard multiple bangs and crashes."
"Yes fine, fine. I'm just, I'm just…" Kaiba was lost for words. What exactly was he doing?
"Hold on a minute." Kaiba called. He looked frantically all around for a house coat. "Aha!" Ha called spotting one. He took a step towards it but-
"Ahhh!" He cried again as he slipped, this time on the water. A huge bang could be heard from beyond the door.
"Oh dear, I'm coming in!" The voice yelled.
"No don't. Don't come in. I'm taking a bath!"
Too late. The middle aged man had already knocked down the door and was staring at rather naked Kaiba.
Kaiba's eyes went wide with shock. Suddenly realizing he was naked. He moved to cover himself up.
Damn those boy reflexes!
Kaiba, under the current state he was, had only moved to cover up his bottom half with both his hands. Kaiba noticed the man smirking all of a sudden. He felt himself going pink.
Suddenly, as if a lightning bolt struck him, Seto realized what the man was smirking about. He rearranged his position so a leg was covering his… lower regions, and both hands were covering his… chest.
The man was still laughing harder. "Geeze, I'm going to bet all my money guessing you're a porn star right? First I thought you only forgot to put on a braw, but now I see you don't care who sees your (censored)."
Kaiba's mouth fell to the floor. WHO THE BLOODY HELL DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS!
"Out." Kaiba said. "GET THE HELL OUT OF My ROOM!
Kaiba ran for the nearest towel and quickly covered himself up.
"OUT!"
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Ac: Hehehe. Don't you just love where this is going? Why. Oh why am I soooooooo cruel to Kaiba! I'll tell you why. It's because I love Kaiba so much, but I can't even talk to him because "He's Only A Cartoon!" Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to cry myself a river.
(P.S. I love me and Seto. I love Tea and Seto. I HATE Seto and serenity. She makes me insanely pissed!)