Seta Kaibelle?
Are you ready for another chappie. I sure am. But I just want to say that I'm still not getting a lot of reviews. Last time I checked, I had only 9. But I love all my reviewers. Just one questionnaire, are you by any chance excited for my next story? (if you don't know what I'm talking about, than reread the beginning of previous chapter.) I f you are, I'm afraid you'll have to wait a little while before it comes out. I and Ar both decided not to start a new story until our immediate one is finished. Bwahahaha! So… will my story be short, or will it be 48 chapters. Mwahahahahahahaah. Bwahahahahahahaha. Mhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
(P.S I'm going to make my chapters a lot longer.)
Chapter 8: Cinnamon Buns
The middle-aged man quickly retreated. AS he left, he seemed to hesitate a second. He picked up the broken door, and lean it against the door frame, concealing as much as the room as possible.
"Hufff… will it ever end?" He sighed miserably.
Seto walked back into his bathroom and looked at the mess. All he wanted was a bath. Was that so hard?
He wasn't in the mood for cleaning. In fact he couldn't remember the last time he cleaned. He shook his head. He didn't want to be reminded of his home right now.
With his foot, he kicked away the shower curtain and laid a towel on the floor for the water. Not that it did much, only giving the floor more friction.
He added a bit more water to the tub and quickly got in.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…" He let out the biggest longest most relaxed sigh ever. He snuggled up to the water. Was there anything a bubble bath couldn't do? He thought.
Yes, it couldn't change him back to normal.
Seto cursed himself for the sudden thought. Just when he started feeling a bit better, he had to ruin it. His new… features, were the last thing he wanted to be reminded about.
He grabbed the shampoo and started to wash his hair.
This isn't so bad. He thought to himself. It was almost kinda relaxing. He enjoyed running his hands through his shoulder length hair and washing it. All of a sudden he got kind of Kiddush.
With the suds in his hair and the bubbles in the bath, he started styling his hair. He topped it high on his head to make a swirling cone, and smeared some bubbles on his face to make a beard. He put some more on his eyebrows and piled some on his hand.
"I, Emperor of the world, am extremely annoyed. The peasants have failed to make me bread, and I'm hungry. I shall blow bubbles onto all the ungrateful slaves.- What's that you say, it's all Yugi's fault! Well normally I wouldn't believe such a thing because I put Yugi in the dungeons three years ago, without any food, and I personally through away the key. Not to mention I secretly threw all the bread away, just to get someone in trouble, but what the heck. Everyone, let us KILL YUGI!"
Seto always was such a kid in the bath. It was his secret that not even his brother knew about. In the bath, he was plain old silly. His best memories came from the suds.
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"Well that put me in a happier mood." Seto said. He had just finished changing and was feeling quite radiant.
Grunrrrumbrrr…
"Holy cow!" Kaiba was double-overed by the pain in his stomach. "Geeze, I haven't eaten a thing in a day, no wonder my stomach's hurting so much."
Seto ran to the door and put on his… slippers.
"Sigh… there's no way I'm wearing these. I look like an idiot enough with these clothes."
Seto got an idea. He ran to the bathroom and quickly grabbed a small package.
"Better than nothing." He mumbled to himself. In the package, was a pair of cheap shower flip-flops. "At least they match the skirt." As it so happened, the flip-flops were green.
His stomach growled again.
"Yeah, yeah, I know your hungry, let's go." He said talking to himself.
Not wanting to run into the middle-aged man again, Seto ran down the hall, and bolted down the stairs.
"Thank God." He said to himself, clutching his stomach. He didn't find a trace of the man, but now he had a stitch in his side.
He walked out the store, looking up and down the street. Spotting a small coffee shop near by, he walked towards it.
"That smells wonderful." He said sniffing the air of the café. A sweet cinnamon odor engulfed Seto. He felt his mouth water. I'm getting myself a cinnamon bun.
As he started approaching the counter, a familiar voice called to him.
"Hey there honey." The middle-aged man was sitting in a corner of the shop. "Why don't you come join me over hear." The man said pointing to the seat across from him.
Kaiba got a sick feeling in the pit of his stomach. Not to mention another grumble.
"I'm sorry, but I need something to eat right now." Seto stated quickly and started rewalking to the counter.
"You can eat with me." The man said.
"Ummm… sorry but I"-
The bell on the coffee shop door just rang as some people entered.
"I'm telling ya Yug, the two could be twins!"
"You know for a fact that's impossible Joey, Kai"-
"There she is!"
Joey, Yugi, Tristen and Tea had just entered the coffee shop.
Joey started advancing towards Kaiba with a look of determination on his face.
"Hey you!" Joey said.
"Ummm… coming father." Kaiba said quickly. He turned around and started heading towards the middle-aged man. Anything was better than those pests.
This caught Joey off guard. He stopped walking immediately. Father…He thought. Damnit, how was he supposed to question the girl with her father here? Oh well… He sighed. Joey and his friends walked over to another table to sit down.
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"Look at her, don't you see the resemblance?" Joey whispered to his friends.
"Now that I see her, I do." Tristen replied.
"So what, lots of people have brown hair and blue eyes. You need more evidence than that to make dangerous accusations." Yugi said.
"That's just the thing, not only does she look like him, but she has the exact same personality. She even talks like him!"
"Oh really… what did she say?" Tea asked teasingly.
"Uhhh…well, I… don't exactly remember, but… I'm telling you she's exactly like him. More alike than any sibling could be." Joey said, very content on avoiding saying that she called him a mutt.
"She sure is hot, I'll give ya that." Tristen said drooling in her direction. (In this story, Serenity doesn't exist, seeing as I HATE her.)
Tea punched him lightly on the arm. "Oh shut up."
Joey and Tristen started having a private conversation on the hot chick.
"Tea, is something wrong?" Yugi asked quietly.
Tea was staring at the strange girl frowning slightly. "Well… normally anything Joey says is absurdly wrong, but…"
"But what?"
"Well, it's just that she does look like Kaiba, a lot, but that's not the key resemblance. Look at her eyes. No two eyes in the world are the same, and hers aren't just identical, there exactly the same. Even the cold expression. Strange…"
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"So decided to join me after all." The man said happily. "Tell me, do you know them?" He said gesturing to the 4 friends.
"Uhhh, no, not at all."
"Well, they sure seem to know you, or at least, the blond does."
"No, no. He's just some pig headed jerk I bumped into yesterday."
"Uh huh. Are you sure, you're not dating him or something. Or, have you broken up with him?"
Kaiba dropped the fork he was fiddling with. HIM, DATE THAT JACKASS! That was horribly, disgustingly wrong in way more ways than one.
"What!" Kaiba yelled at the man. "How dare"-
Kaiba stopped himself here, everyone in the coffee shop was looking at him. Including the geek squad.
"Uhhh… how dare, how dare… how dare you forget my birthday." It was a bad cover-up, but it seemed to satisfy the shop.
Seto's stomach grumbled again.
"Listen I'm very hungry, so if you'll just excuse me"-
"Here, have mine, I'm way too full myself." The man pushed over his cinnamon bun.
"Thankyou, but I really must"-
"Nonsense, just take it. I didn't poison it or anything."
Seto looked from the bun to the man, and back again. There was no getting out of this one, and he was really hungry. Reluctantly, he took the food.
"Wow, this is amazing!" Seto said. It really was. Never had food tasted so good.
The man chuckled. "You see, nothing to fear. Now… about that favor you owed me."
Seto frowned, he didn't like where this was going. "Listen, I don't think it would be wise if"-
"Come on now. Don't you want to show me those cinnamon buns of yours?" He asked licking his lips and directing his attention downwards.
Seto was now completely red in the face. "YOU MEEN LIKE THE WAY YOU BARGED INTO MY ROOM, AND SAW THEM THIS MORNING, YOU PERVERTED SICK BASTARD OF A MAN. I WISH I HAD NEVER EVEN MET YOU. IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS TO BARGE INTO MY LIFE AND PRETEND TO BE MY FATHER. I WAS PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF HANDLING MYSELF, THANKYOU VERY MUCH! Now if you please, would get out of my sight!"
By this point, the whole coffee shop was staring at them. Shit, what have I done He thought.
Kaiba looked around uncertainly. "Yeah, well, ummm…best be going now. Bye."
With that, he quickly ran towards the exit of the café.
Joey Wheeler had just caught on. "What? WHAT. Wait a second their missy, not your dad?" Joey started getting up from his booth.
Kaiba ran through the doors, much too fast for Joey and headed back to the hotel.
He clutched his knotted (not literally speaking of course) stomach as he ran. Still hungry? I just ate. Damn stomach pains.
I must get away! He thought.
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Ac: what will happen, nobody knows, not even me. Wait yes I do. I do? Of course I do.
Don't you just looove the bubble bath seen? Not the part where he keeps ripping and eventually gets seen by the middle-aged man. No, no, no! The part where he is playing emperor. I got the idea from myself. Yes, it's true. I do that allllll the time in the bath. Heck, sometimes I do it at school. Mheheheh (not me-he-he)
I have a little, test for you. It is actually pretty easy (if you know your writing styles), but I still want to ask. Drum role please: drumdrumdrumdrum (gee, thanks : ( )
What is my age?
There may be a prize in store (coughpicturecoughofcoughsetocoughascoughgirl)
Note this is limited time offer, and will only go to the first person to guess.
Help:not in bio
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