Don't own YuGiOh . Like I would, Bakura and Seto Kaiba are my lovely's (don't own)

Seta Kaibelle?

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Listen I'm Sorry, again. I know I said I would update at least twice a week, but I've been rather busy- NO NO NO! No excuse. Besides I hate when authors say they couldn't write a story because of school. They most likely are always telling the truth, but it just gets so damn annoying hearing about school this and school that. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Just shut up. (No offense)

By the way, I would love to receive fan art for my fanfic. I am a huge fricken fan of animation, and die over anything that's sexy or cute in any way.

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Chapter 9: Leak?

Seto lay sprawled eagle across his bed, face down.

"Ohhhhh, my stomach." He groaned. He had barely made it up the stairs to his room, as result of the growing pain in his lower stomach.

At first he thought he was just hungry, but he still had the pains after eating that cinnamon bun. The thought of the middle-aged man poisoning the bun crossed his mind, but he was having these pains before he entered the coffee shop.

Now he was starting to get slight shivers down his back.

"Geeze, you would think I'm sick." He spat. What a second, that makes sense, I'M SICK! The shock of… well, the shock of everything must have gotten to my head.

Slowly Seto got up off his bed and started to get his flip-flops back on. "I'll go down to the convenient store across the street, and buy some aspirin. (Don't own it) Seto got a shiver again. "Why couldn't I bring a jacket with me?"

He thought about this for a second. "There is one other option." He headed back to his bathroom.

Spotting what he had in mind, he grabbed it quickly. It was the bathrobe, the hotel supplied. He slipped it on and felt warmth spread through his body. Seto turned to look at his reflection in the mirror.

He looked like an idiot.

Nobody in their right mind would wear a bath robe on the streets of Domino.

He racked his brain for another solution.

I've got it!

Seto quickly took the bathrobe off, and looked over the seems. Perfect, in just the rite places. He took the bathrobe in two hands, and ripped the bathrobe right in half. (not lengthwise). The result was the top part of a bath robe, making a plain white slip on jacket/sweater.

"Better than nothing" He said.

He made his way to the door, and started heading down the hotel stairs.

Thank God he had at least some sort of coat. The fall weather was really starting to pick up.

( wow, call this random, but I just thought I would check back to one of my old chapters at this exact point in the story, for absolutely no reason, and I found something soooo awful.

MY 6TH CHAPTER WAS SO FRICKEN SHORT! It wasn't even two pages. I'm scared to look at my other chapters.

SOORY!)

Spotting the convenient store, he started heading towards it. God, I really need some aspirin.

(meanwhile)

"Wow, what my luck. I'm so happy; I can barely believe I managed to get the last bottle of aspirin!" (AN-bwahahaha, I'm soo evil)

"Thankyou, come again!"

"Thankyou, and A top of the morning to you!"

Ryou was just exiting a particular convenient store, when- "Ahhhh"- he ran flat into something and fell to the ground.

"Oh dear, I'm quite sorry there-ummm…" He looked up to see who he ran into. He was stunned. He ran into a very gorgeous girl, wearing the most peculiar clothes. He felt his cheeks go pink. He stood up quickly realizing the girl was also on the ground, and rubbing her elbow. Ryou extended his hand. "Here, let me help you."

The girl just stared up at him and scowled. "I can help myself, thankyou very much!"

Ryou was taken aback by this comment.

"I-I'm sorry?" Ryou asked kinda stupidly.

Seto replied back with a "humph". This boy looks familiar. Oh, that's right. He was a friend of the geek squad. Hmphf, the geek squad!

"Just get out of my way; I have some aspirin to buy!" Seto stood up angrily and started pushing pass the albino.

"Oh, if that's what you are heading to buy, I'm afraid there's none left."

"What!"

"You see, I just bought the last bottle." He held up his bag, and smiled apologetically. "I'm sorry."

"Oh gee, thanks for ruining my day!" Seto yelled at him rather angrily.

Ryou sweat dropped.

Seto turned on his heals, and started walking (or should I say, stomping) away.

Ryou just stared at the girl. Wow, I wonder why she's so crabby. I wasn't that rude, was I ?

All of a sudden, Ryou's eyes nearly popped out of his head. !

WHAT THE- OH MY GOD, POOR GIRL, IHAVE TO DO SOMETHING BEFOR SOMONE ELSE NOTICES! Now I know why she's soo crabby. POOR GIRL!

Ryou started running towards the girl. Luckily she was only a few feet away.

The nerve of that guy, buying MY aspirin. I should've given him a punch in the- "What the"

Seto felt himself being hit with something soft. He looked down at what it was. A jacket!

"Quick, tie it around your waste!" A frantic and familiar voice said quickly from behind him.

"What in the hell. No way. What's wrong with you!"

"No, you don't understand. You"-

"Just go away, you already took MY aspirin, and now your acting like a retarded jackass!"

Seto might have just imagined it, but did he see a flicker of anger come across Ryou's eyes. "Please, I just want to help"-

"Go away!" Seto snapped.

He turned to quickly leave, when a sudden jolt hit him in his side. Someone was pushing him deep down into an alley. Before he could react, two strong hands were pinning him against the back wall.

"No body calls me a retarded jackass!" A cruel voice full of venom spat.

Seto looked at his attacker. RYOU! What in the hell!

"What the hell do you think your doing, you bastard?" Seto snapped back.

Ryou smirked evilly. "I'm going to show you what happens to filthy little bitches." He whispered to Seto.

Seto's eyes grew wide. He only met Ryou a couple times, bit that was enough for him to realize that this wasn't Ryou. Ryou was very shy and overly polite. Not like this guy who was-

Seto snapped back to reality. He almost forgot the "predicament" he was in.

"Ryou, stop this shit right now!" He said glaring at him.

Ryou chuckled softly, and evilly. "I'm not Ryou. My name's Bakura."

This seemed vaguely familiar to Seto. It almost seemed as if Ryou transformed just like, just like… YUGI!

The mention of Yugi's name, gave Seto a hatred surge that he used to his advantage. He brought up his knee to smash into Bakura's groin.

"Ommmmf!" He heard Bakura cry. He took this as his cue to get away, but Bakura was no idiot. He saw the knee coming, and took his stress into his hands, causing his grip to tighten.

(AC-for those of you that have no idea what this means, let me explain. If you stub tour toe, and are unable to bend down to attend your foot, you may squeeze your hands into tight fists to distract yourself from the pain in your foot.)

Damn! Seto thought.

He was trying to decide what he would do next, when he noticed Bakura's expression drastically change.

"Oh my God! I am ever so sorry!" He cried, removing his hands from Seto's wrists. Seto was now officially stumped. A second ago he was about to teach him a certain lesson, now he was apologizing, freaking out, and looking everywhere nervously.

-I hope Bakura didn't do anything nasty to her. Why did I have to lose control rite then. He won't stand for any insults. And seeing the position I was in when I gained control back, meant he was about to do something really nasty. Oh dear, oh dear,oh dear.-

"I apologize for everything he- I mean, I did. I don't know what came over him- I mean, me. I'm so sorry!" Ryou was blushing madly.

Seto was staring with horror at poor Ryou. It wasn't his fault.

"Just stay the hell away from me!" He spat at him.

With that, Seto turned to walk away from him.

"Wait!"

Seto was going to ignore this. He had enough of this bullshit today.

He felt a hand slightly touch his. Quick as lightening, he jerked his hand back and turned around with a venom expression on his face, ready to spit an insult in the direction of the boy.

But when he opened his mouth, he was slightly shocked to say anything.

Ryou was holding out his jacket straight in front of him and looking to the side with a look of, was that embarrassment on his face?

"What"- Seto began, but was cut off.

"Please, just listen this time. I tried to tell you earlier but you wouldn't listen. I gave my jacket to you because you have a… well," Bakura now turned a really dark shade of red. "You have a leak!"

Kaiba was completely confused. A leak, what the hell was a leak?

"Umm… I think I'm missing something here. What's "a leak" mean?"

Had he just heard rite? She asked what a leak was! Bakura brought his head up to look at her. His mouth was slightly aghast, and his face even redder. Not to mention his eyes were in even more danger of falling out of his head.

"Wh-what?" he stuttered. He was expecting anything but this. Screams, swears, not a question. He looked at Seto to make sure she wasn't fooling with him. Nope, she looked down right confused.

"W-well… umm… a leak, is… a leak…uhhh…" He couldn't say it. He just couldn't. Ryou felt himself fade, Oh no, he's coming back! He thought.

"A leak is when you're blood from your particular female cycle, goes through your clothing and creates a big fat bloody stain!" 'Bakura'sniggered evilly.

Seto felt the blood drain fro his face. Immediately, he reached a hand behind himself to feel the back of his skirt. Sure enough, it was wet.

"OH. MY. ………. GOD !"

Seto felt his vision become blurry as he began to black out.

With a thud, he fell to the ground.

Ryou had regained control right before Seto had sworn and feinted. Now Ryou began to panic.

"Oh dear, what do I do!" He said running in circles. He began to panic. Ryou started going over things in his head.

-I can't just leave her here! Especially in her… state! I don't know what to do, I'm no girl! Oh God, Oh God! Should I call 911? Damn, I don't have a cell phone! I can't just take her with me to my house! My neighbors are too nosy! They'll find her out and ask why I'm sneaking an unconscious 'bleeding' woman into my apartment. I can't take her to Yugi's house; he won't know what to do! Not Joey, not Tristen, not T- Wait a second. TEA! That's right, Tea's a girl, she'll know what to do!

Ryou headed toward the unconscious girl, and tied his jacket around her waste.

(I'm not going into details about that awkward 5 minutes it took Ryou to tie the jacket around Seto.)

Ryou picked her up, and headed out of the alley. Damn, how am I going to get to Tea's house! I don't have a car, and she'll attract too much attention on the bus. I know! I'll call a cab! Damn no cell phone! Wait, what am I thinking theres always cabs lined up on the sides of main roads, and if I'm not mistaken, a main road is just around the corner.

Ryou cautiously carried the girl down the street, so as not to attract too much attention. (fat chance)

Finding a cab, he slipped her in the back with himself and gave the cab driver directions to Tea Gardner's house.

WWWWWW

Ac: wow, wasn't that the best chapter like ever! I would so be screaming with delight if I was reading this story, and not making it up.

I am Soooo fricken happy. This is my favorite chappie soo far!1

I looooove you allll!1 Review and I'll make my next chapter even juicier.