Seta Kaibelle?
I don't own Yugioh. Seto and Bakura are my lovely's. Oh, if I could only own them. boooo hoooo hoooooooo!1
I loved chappie 9, but after reading it over, I found it wasn't as JUICEY as it should have been. From now on, I'll make my chapters more juicey. Bwahhahahahaha
I just realized that one of my reviewers is right. How am I goinna get romance without slash? I have no fricken clue. Or do I? Bwahaha. You'll just have to see what I have in store. Mheheheh (evil Kaiba laugh, one of my favorites, but the bwaha is still number 1)
Chapter 10: fricken bathtubs
(wait! sorry! I was too fricken lazy to update, alright! Bwahaha. I still love you though! Forgiveness is a virtue)
DingDong!
"Now who could that be?" Tea thought.
Tea quickly ran down the stairs to her front door.
"Oh hello Ry- Ahh!"
"Sorry Tea, it's an emergency!" A frantic Ryou said while pushing through the door, and slamming it shut. "Where's your bathroom?"
"My bathroom? Why would you-hey, who's that?"
"I'll explain later, now where's your bathroom?"
"Up the hall, and the first room on your left."
"Thanks!" Tea watched as Ryou dragged someone down the hall and pushed them through the bathroom door. "What in the hell is wrong with him?" She murmured to herself.
Ryou quickly laid the girl on the bathroom floor and stuck a towel under her head. It's the least I can do. He pulled his jacket off from the girls waste, and was about to take off her skirt when he decided that was going to far. To himself, he would be helping, but to her, it would seem like something else.
He walked out of the bathroom with his jacket, knowing he had a lot of explaining to do for Tea.
Tea was still standing at the front door, with a completely dumb founded expression on her face.
"I'm quite sorry about that tea, but as I said, it was an emergency."
"Uh huh, you think so?" She asked sarcastically.
"Yes, I'll explain everything, but first I need one more thing." Ryou said, realizing something he forgot. "Do you have a garbage bag I could use?"
"Sure but I don't see why-wait a second. THAT PERSON BETTER NOT BE DEAD RYOU!"
"No, no, of course not."
In the kitchen, Tea handed Ryou a garbage bag, and he quickly ran back to the bathroom.
"I'll never understand men." She sighed.
Ryou laid the garbage bag under the girl. "I don't want to leave Tea a mess."
(after, some slight argument about why one shouldn't barge into another's house with an unconscious human, we find the two sitting in the living room, where Ryou is about to explain himself)
"Well, it started like this. I went to the store to buy some aspirin, and I just managed to snatch the last one. As I was exiting, I collided with that girl in your bathroom. I apologized and offered my hand, but she refused. She told me that she was headed to get some aspirin. I told her I bought the last one, and she kinda went ballistic and yelled at me. She turned to walk away, when I noticed she had a…, a…"
"A what, Ryou?" Tea asked leaning in closer. She noticed Ryou was turning red.
"A… a…" Ryou gulped, and said in a small voice "a leak."
Tea stared at Ryou, than began to laugh.
"It's not that funny." Ryou muttered.
"Y-yes i-it isss!" Tea said while laughing. She did feel very sorry for the girl, but seeing Ryou totally embarrassed, and having gone through that of all things, was just too funny.
He started picking at the couch embarrassedly, as Tea started to calm down.
"O-Ok," She stuttered a bit, "I'm g-good."
"Now, as I was saying, I ran up to her to lend her my jacket, but I never got to explain why. She kinda cut me off and called me a… a bad name."
Tea was really curious as to what she called Ryou, but he continued before she had a chance to say anything.
"After that, I kinda lost control."
Tea was puzzled at first to what he meant, but her eyes widened as she realized.
Maybe that's why she was unconscious. She thought. "What did he do?" Tea asked getting angry.
"I-I'm not sure." Ryou said, backing into the couch, while cowering from an angry Tea.
"B-but, when I came to, I… -I mean- Bakura was pinning her against the wall in an alley."
"WHAT!"
"P-please stop yelling at me. I-it wasn't my fault, a-and she didn't seem hurt in any w-way." A now terrified Ryou was speaking from behind the couch.
Tea had gotten up and started marching out of the room. "Oh my God! I better check on her to see if she is alright!"
"W-wait Tea! I haven't told you why she's unconscious yet!"
This seemed to grab Tea's attention. She turned on the spot, and leant against the door frame, impatiently tapping her foot. "Well…?"
"Oh, well, ummm…" Ryou said rubbing his head. "You see, after I came to, we had another little row, she turned to leave again, but this time I managed to tell her about her little problem. She then kinda, well… feinted." Ryou said, not wanting to go into any more detail.
"Oh…" Tea said. She had thought it would have been a lot worse. "I see, wow! She kinda over reacted, didn't she?"
"Yeah… see, and this is the strange part. When I told her about her little, ummm… problem, or "Leak"." Ryou said turning red again. "She had no idea, whatsoever, what I was talking about. She even asked me what a "Leak" was."
Tea was completely shocked at this peace of news. But something didn't fit. "Hey Ryou, if she didn't know what a "Leak" was," Tea giggled a bit at Ryou's uncomfortablness. "Than why did she feint?"
"Oh, that. Well… I kinda lost control over Bakura again, and well… I think he told her." Ryou said, hiding his face, and shuffling his feet.
Now that shocked Tea. Bakura of all people! How would he know about that? Oh, well. She had more important things to worry about at the moment, like what she was going to do with an unconscious woman on her cycle, in her house!
"Well come on, we better help her."Tea said shrugging.
"Oh, umm…" Ryou mumbled blushing again.
"Oh fine!" Tea said marching down the hall. Of course Ryou would be too embarrassed.
Tea continued to walk to the bathroom. Curiosity was getting the better of her. Hmmm… I wonder who this mystery girl is?
She opened the door and slid in. The girls hair was covering her face. Tea leaned over and swept the hair away.
"Eek!"
sssssss
Ryou was twiddling his thumbs when he heard a slight screech from down the hall. He got up to attend the girl who screamed, but wanted to run away instead after his name was called angrily out.
"RYOU!"
He gulped. What did he do now?
"Ryou, you ass!" Tea came storming into the living room. "What the hell is she doing here!" Tea said, angrily pointing down the hall.
"I-I believe I j-just answered that!" Ryou said in an extremely small voice. Poor, poor Ryou.
"You cannot, I repeat, you cannot tell anybody about this!"
"W-why?"
"Well Ryou, it just so happens that that is the girl Joey said he saved the other day. You know, the one that reminds him of Kaiba!" Ryou wasn't at the café this morning, but he did hear about that girl from his friends.
"Oh!" Ryou looked stunned! "B-but that doesn't really m-mater. Why a-are y-you freaking o-out?"
"Well Ryou, it just so happens that Joey is going flippen crazy over her, and won't shut his big fat mouth about her for a minute. The last thing I want is Joey banging on more door, threatening to knock it down!"
(I know this doesn't seem like a very good excuse or reason, but you'll get it soon enough. The Joey thing and the Tea freakin out thing that is)
"Well, it isn't my fault." Ryou said still rather nervous.
Tea let out a big sigh. This was going to be one hell of a night. Why couldn't Ryou bring her to someone else's house, and let her be? She suddenly remembered why he had taken her to his house in particular.
"OK, now we really need to get back to that girl."
Ryou nodded.
"First thing we gotta do is clean her up."
"Shouldn't we wake her first?"
"You said she feinted right?"
Ryou nodded again.
"Well, when a person feints, there's only two ways of waking them up. Waiting a couple hours until they make their first stir, or smacking them. Cold water also goes under that pile, and frankly, I don't think she'll be pleased with either."
Ryou didn't need to be told twice. She was already in a crabby mood, if they woke her up, she'd probably kill them both. Him in particular.
"Ok than, I guess the only thing we can do is clean her up. So, uhhh… how do you make the uhhh…. Thing stop?" Ryou asked blushing again. Boy did he blush a lot.
"Oh, well ummm. You don't."
"What? But, but"-
"Relax Ryou, don't think I haven't thought of that. She will wake up soon, and until then, we'll- or I'll " She said noticing Ryou's face. "Will make her bed more comfortable, and add a few towels. A hot wash cloth wouldn't hurt either."
Nnnnnnn
15 minutes later, Tea had added a bunch more towels under the girl, and added a r3eal pillow to her head. Not to mention a hot wash cloth. She also, took the girl's skirt off (reluctantly though), only to find that it wasn't a skirt at all, and the girl was wearing boxers. "Strange…" Tea mumbled to herself. Tea replace the skirt with a garbage bag lining, and a towel on top. Better than nothing, literally.
In all honesty, the "mess" wasn't that bad. ( AC:writing that sentence gave me extreme bad shivers down my back. Ahhhh! Gak gak)
Ryou let out a big yawn. "Wow, it's getting late." He sighed. "And she hasn't even woken up yet."
"Did you want to go home? Or, if you like, you could stay here for the night." Tea suggested.
Ryou's face lit up. "Wow, can I, I feel so bad for just leaving her here when it's my problem. I wouldn't wan t to just abandon her. That would be most generous." He added smiling.
"OK, you can stay in one of the guest bedrooms. The third door up the stairs. It's a good thing my folks are outa town for two more weeks."
(AC: I figure that because her parents are always away in everybody else's story, why not mine?)
Tea and Ryou soon after headed for bed.
Ooooooooo
"Ohhhh… my head!" Mumbled a dazed and dizzy Seto Kaiba.
He brought a hand to his head, only to feel a slight, but sharp pain in his back.
Why was his back sore?
Seto replaced his hand on the so called ground, and felt along the surface. He felt something soft, a familiar material. A TOWEL! He continued to feel the towel until, it stopped, now he was feeling a very cold surface, that felt like tile!
Seto quickly sat up. The sudden movement caused his head to spin even more and his already blurry site, to worsen.
"What the"-
He couldn't make out any details, but he could tell he was in a small- very small- room. "Where am I?' He asked no one in particular. He started feeling along the ground. The room was completely pitch black.
Was he some sort of… prisoner!
The idea struck a cord in his head. He had to escape he thought madly! He started to panic a bit, but didn't show it in his actions. He was still Seto Kaiba of course. No matter what the situation, he had a reputation to live up to.
He was felling along the cold ground , when all of a sudden…
BANG!
Seto smashed headlong with something very hard.
After a minute of attending to his head, he put out his head to decipher the evil object that caused him pain.
"What in the-… a BATH TUB!"