AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHFFFFFEEERRRRGGLLLUTTT! This was added after I finished and read this whole chapter. THIS CHAPTER WAS TOTALLY NOT THAT JUICY! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER! OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE! DEAL WITH IT.

THIS IS THE BIG CHAPPIE. BUT DEFIANENTLY NOT THE LAST ONE. IN fact, it isn't really big at all.

Seta Kaibelle?

I'm back. Hi. Whatever. New chappie. Let's go. (.) (T.T)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You didn't think I was going serious on you guy's. Did ya? Naaaahhhhh……… Never will I do that. Although I am pretty tired. I just finished writing a chappie on this story, and a report on Charles Dickens. It's only 7:30, so I figure what the heck!

Normally it wouldn't take me that long to do that, but I started writing my last chappie at 5, and I had a half hour talk with AR, over the phone, so you see where I'm going with this?

Anyways, enjoy……………

By the way, I don't own Yugioh, but if I did, I would make Seto Kaiba give Bakura a spanking. Bwagahahaahahahaha. Ewe… now that I think about it. That's completely disgusting. Scratch it, I wouldn't do that. (Oo)

I AM SOOOOO HAPY YOU LIKED MY LAST CHAPPIE AND HAD LOT'S OF LAUGHS READING IT. I HAD THE BEST TIME WRITING IT. LUV U SOOOOO MUCH.

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS CHAPPIE WON'T HAVE THQAT, SEEING IT IS KINDA SERUS.

Chapter 14: Holy Shit!

All the blood drained from Kaiba's face.

"W-What did you say?" Kaiba asked, fear obviously taking over his voice.

This time, Tea lifted her head to look at Kaiba's face. "Seto Kaiba?" She repeated as a question. Her own voice was filled with confusion. Her eyes wide.

"It's not what you think." Seto said quickly, he really didn't want her thinking he killed himself again. This was only more proof. God damnit! Why did my identification card, of all cards have to fall out. Shit!

"Some- something's not right here." Tea said looking back and forth from the card to Seto. She said it barely over a whisper.

"E-excuse me?"

Tea shot her head up and looked Seto right in the eye. "What aren't you telling me Semantha!" Was it Seto's imagination, or did she stress his "name"?

"I… don't know what you mean." Seto said trying to look innocent, but trembling all the same.

"Listen, when Joey first told me about you, he said you looked and acted just like Kaiba, and when I saw you the first time, I agreed. But than you show up on

my doorstep, with Ryou of course. And Seto Kaiba, the Seto Kaiba goes missing. Not to mention, you were found sneaking out of his house, the morning he disappeared. Now, I find his IDENTIFICATION card in your wallet. Tell me, tell me to my face, that's not a little too coincidental. And while your at it, tell me who you really are!"

Kaiba was, well… flabbergasted.

Oh shit, how am I gonna get outa this one? Shitshitshit. That's the thing,… I'm not…

"Well…" Tea inquired angrily, tapping her foot.

Kaiba looked away. Now or never.

"OK… Tea." He said, looking her straight in the eye, and calming his nerves. "You want the truth, I'll give you the truth. The truth is… I am Seto Kaiba!"

Tea(O.O) "Wha-?"

Seto knew she didn't believe him one bit, so he tried explaining the whole thing as fast as he could. Mostly because he was now on the verge of a mental breakdown of being nervous.

"Wellyousee, iwenttobedthisonenightandandwheniwokeup,Ihad,welliwasagirlanditriedpinchingmyselfbutiwoudn'twakeup, soisnuckoutofmymansionandranaway, butigotlostandandthemuttfoundme, butididn'twanttobenearhim, butthenheofferdtotakemehomeandineededahotelto"---

"STOP!" Tea nearly screamed. That story had given her one hell of a headache, and she hadn't even heard a word of it. (AC: WHAT! That gave you a head ache, Tea! You are such a whore! Did you think about me? Come on! Try having to go through spell check on that. Bitch!)

Seto gulped. "I-I know you don't believe me Tea, b-but it's true."

"Your right, I don't believe you one bit. How the hell could you be Seto Kaiba. I mean, for Pete's sake, he's a guy!" Tea had started laughing again. Holy cow, this situation was getting more and more screwed up.

"No… listen… Tea, TEA!" Seto had to yell because Tea was laughing to hard.

That made Tea stand at attention, well not really, but when she caught the look in the girl eyes, she knew this was something serious. The girls eyes were full of despair, and anger. Not to mention they were cold as ice.

Cold as ice. Tea thought. And kept that in her mind.

"Listen Tea, it really is me, it's Seto Kaiba! I'm Seto Kaiba, can't you tell? …well I guess you can't, but come on, ask me anything. I swear, over my blue eyes white dragon that I'm Seto Kaiba!"

"OK…" Tea thought for a moment. "Alright, if you really are Seto Kaiba… than what's your middle name?

(keep in fact that Tea still doesn't believe it's him.)

"WHAT? That's a stupid question! Besides… if I was pretending to be Seto Kaiba, wouldn't I obviously know something like that? Not to mention I've never told ANYBODY my middle name"

Tea giggled. "I guess your right, but… you still have to answer the question." Tea said a bit too playfully, licking the inside of her bottom teeth.

"No…!" Kaiba said through clenched teeth, tightening his fists.

"Oh! Than I guess you aren't Seto Kaiba…"

God damnit! "Oh fine… It's … It's…" Seto gulped. "It's Aimer."

Seto was nearly knocked backwards by the noise of laughter that reached his ears. Oh great! I'll never here the end of this one. He sighed.

"Y-your m-middle n-name i-is A-AIMER! Hahahahaha!"

Seto rolled his eyes. "OH SHUT UP ALREADY !"

He eyed her trying to stifle her giggles.

Suddenly he became a lot more serious. "Well… do you believe me now?"

Tea sat up, rubbing her head. "I.. I can't… It's just, just not believable in the least bit." She sighed. "I'm sorry, listen, I think you need help. I'm gonna call a doctor, you should go lay down. You haven't been doing any drugs lately, have you?"

Seto just stared at her. Cold and hard. "You mean. After all that. After everything I've been through. You. Don't. (insert "F"word here). Believe me! Well (F) you Gardener!" He stamped his feet all the way out of the bathroom, slamming the door hard, Tea was surprised it didn't break.

"My (F'in) life is already (F'in) ruined, and you.. YOU!" He said jabbing a finger in Tea's direction. She had followed him out the door, but at a distance. "YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO MAKE AN (F'N) JOKE ABOUT AN (f'IN) SUBJECT AS CRITICAL AND HORRIBLE AS THIS! WHAT'S YOUR (F'IN) PROBLAM!" Seto turned to face the wall. "DAMNIT!" He yelled, pounding both his fists against the hall wall. He collapsed against it, resting his forehead, on his clenched fists.

Tea reluctantly and quietly walked up to him. "S-Semantha?" She questioned, feeling his back tense up, under her touch, but more probably, the name she called him. "K-Kaiba…?" She said even quieter, and more like a question.

Seto turned his head to face hers. Glaring at her, with every bit of hatred he could muster up.

Tea gasped, and backed away.

Those eyes… they almost seem… as if their burning, but, then again, they almost seem as if… their frozen…

If their was one thing Tea remembered about Seto Kaiba, it was his eyes. She remembered the way they burned and froze when battling Yugi, or any other opponent he hated with all his might. His eye's were almost as remembrable as his trademark smirk, and once you see a look like that, you never forget it.

"Holy shit."

She really is Kaiba!

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AC:you probably hate the shit out of me right now. This is one of the most important parts of the whole story, and I'm ending it right here! Not to mention, this chappie is only 3 pages long, but hey, better than nothing. It's your choice, I could do excruciatingly long 25 chapter stories, once a month, or I could do a number of medium sized chapters, 2-3 times a week. Like I said, it's your choice. Who the hell am I kiddin! It's my choice! I enjoy writing chapters and getting lots of reviews, because that's what more chappies mean. Besides, I have so many GREAT stories in my head, that iF I don't write and finish this story quickly, I may forget about it!

BUT DON'T WORRY, I SWEAR OVER EVeRY SINGLE YUGI COMIC BOOK, I WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT THIS BOOK OR LEAVE IT UNFINISHED.! Thankyou very much!