Seta Kaibelle?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MHEH HEH HEH HEH HE WHAHAHA WAWAWAWAHAHAWAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GUESS WHAT! I WAS WATCHING THE YUGIOH BATTLE CITY SERIES THIS MORNING ON TV (yes, I've already seen the whole thing like twice, but I don't care) AND THERE WAS THIS HULARIOUS PART, WHERE SETO KAIBA IS TYPING ON HIS COMPUTER TO FIND THE SECRET, SPECIAL AFFECT OF THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA. ANYWAYS, HE CAN'T FIND ANYTHING, SO HE TAKES HIS HANDS AND THREADS HIS FINGERS TOGETHER (you know, put your fingers from one hand, between the fingers of the other), TO MAKE A BRIDGE TO REST HIS CHIN ON. HERE'S THE BEST PART! BECAUSE, IT WAS REALLY LATE, AND THE ONLY LIGHT WAS FROM THE COMPUTER, HIS FINGERS LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE ALL BROKEN AND CLUMPED TOGETHER IN ONE BIG GLOMP. I WAS LAUGHING MY FRICKEN HEAD OFF!
Wow, I can't believe I got so many reviews! I haven't even been asking for them like most other authors, but I already have 65 (or at least I did the last time I checked.) I FRICKEN LOOOOOOVE U GUYS!
Do me a favor! Pleeeease read my other (oneshot) story, I wrote. Not the one called "The stupid idiot". I could give a rats ass, about that one! Especially because I didn't write it! Ar wrote it. glaaaakkk, glaakkk HELP! (Ar starts choking Ac! Then run's away quickly.)
My other story is called: "Beating up a CEO, in a back Alley"
I think it's funny. It's quite nonsense filled, but well worth your time. Or is it? Bwahahaha, let's just say, that in the story, Seto falls down the stairs to his office building, and we all know how HIGH that is! Bwahahaha, I'm soo evil!
NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT, I SHARE THIS ACCOUNT WITH AR. WE ARE KNOWN AS "AR" AND "AC". Just in case u were confused. I am "AC"
Chapter 15: Fat or just big?
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!... IT'S TRUE! YOU ARE KAIBA! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kaiba sweat dropped. He was not expecting this reaction. She was going even crazier than before.
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHIT! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW! HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE A GIRL. HOLY FRICKEN SHIT! KAIBA, SETO KAIBA IS A GIRL! HOLY HOLY, HOLY HOLY SHIT!
She was running in circles, pulling her hair and screaming like no tomorrow!
"You know, I would greatly appreciate it if you would stop screaming it out so the whole world can here. In fact, I would rather them think I was a murderer, than a girl!"
Tea turned on Kaiba.
"sorry, but… YOU'RE A FRICKEN GIRL!"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Kaiba shouted, glancing at the windows.
Tea resorted to just heavy breathing and smacking her forehead. (AC: bwaha, what a freak)
Seto leaned against the wall himself, thinking things through.
Tea finally looked up to him. "So… are you gonna explain to me, how this happened?"
Kaiba stared at her. "To be honest Tea… I don't (f'in) know."
"Well… there has to be some reason, I mean, you don't just change sexes over night. Think, did you do anything that may have caused this to happen, the night you, uhhh… changed?"
Kaiba rolled his eyes angrily. "Yes Gardener! Don't you think I would have gone over EVERYTHING that happened in the last week! God damnit, sometimes you can be as dimwitted as the mutt!"
Tea took that REALLY offensively.
"Oh be quite! I'm trying to help, KAIBA! God damn you, sometimes you can be as big mouthed as "the mutt"!" (the slanted words, mean she was overly sarcastic with that last statement. I love Joey, so I'm extremely sorry about what comes next!)
-"Your as retarded as the mutt!"
-"your as pig headed as him!"
-"your as loserly as him"
-"your as pathetic as him"
-"your as ugly as him"
-"your as jackassed as him"
-"yeah, well. YOUR AS DITZYGAY, CHEERLEADERLY, FULL OF FRIENDHIP BULLCRAP, AS THAT STUPID RETARDED LESBION HOMOSEXUAL SHITHEADED TOAD!"
-"…"
Tea had nothing to say to this. She stared at him with her mouth slightly open, and hurt, evident in her eyes. Seto may have imagined it, but did he see moisture in her eyes?
"Yeah, well... your as… your as…" Tea made a frustrated sound while turning her face away. Seto never found out what she was going to say next, as a result of her suddenly standing up and running up the stairs.
Seto was too stunned to say or do anything. He heard a door slam. He didn't expect her to be hurt that easily. But than again, he didn't expect himself to lose control like that.
After a minute or two of just standing there stupidly, he decided to go upstairs.
"Tea?..." He called. "Tea?" He still didn't know which room was hers. So far, he only knew the upstairs bathroom, the guest room, and the linen closet. (he gave the linen closet a dirty look).
After opening and closing many doors, (and many "BANG! bwahaha's" later), he finally ended up at the only door he hadn't tried. Tea's room.
He creeked open the door and peeked in. "Tea?..."
He noticed her laying face down on her bed, her face buried in a pillow.
"GO AWAY!" She shrieked, through her pillow. Although, with the pillow in her face, it sounded more like a stifled "GLOGGERAY!"
"Listen Tea, I jut want you to know, that well… I really didn't… I only meant… God damnit! Would you at least look at me Gardener!"
Tea lifted her head reluctantly, and glared at Seto with slanted eyes and scrunched up mouth. "What?" She snapped.
"Well I just want to say that… those things I said…" Kaiba trailed off there and looked away.
Tea's eyes widened immediately, and her mouth turned into an evil smirk.
"Kaiba" She said "are you apologizing to me?"
Kaiba's head snapped up, and it was his turn to slant his eyes, and scrunch his mouth.
"That's pushing it WAY over the line, Gardener. I don't apologize!"
Tea just shrugged, and started getting off her bed. Deep down, she knew that Seto really was about to apologize, and deep down, Seto knew it too.
(AC: glaaakkkk NO NO NO! that doesn't mean he has a crush! It means he couldn't belive that HE was about to APOLOGIZE to Tea GARDENER! It means he thinks he's going insane!
Bwahahaha, and right now, his sanity is all he has left. I loooove being weevil!)
Gakkkk… I mean, I loooove being EVIL! Weevil is a hobo and/or homo!)
"OK, listen up Kaiba! I know you need help- and don't you deny it!" She added seeing Seto was about to protest, or say some other smart remark. "and I'm willing to give it to you, BUT!... since your under my house, you must obey my rules!"
Seto swelled up with smugness. "And what if I don't!" He sneered at her.
"Then your pretty much screwed." Tea said back. It was true. If he didn't, Seto wouldn't be allowed in her house, and right now, most unfortunately, it was the only place he could stay. Much to his resent. Not to mention, Tea knew Seto's secret, and he had to make sure she didn't tell ANYBODY!
Seto's thought's: I have to make sure Tea keeps her mouth shut. And even Ryou can't know. Grrrrr… Ryou! Oh, and especially not the mutt! And not Yugi, I mean, he's gay, so he won't hit on me. But still! The strange guy with the retarded, one point hair cut can't know either. I don't think I've ever heard his name called before, but I bet it's gay too. Mokuba… well I would prefer he didn't know. Imagine him using this for black mail to get a video game or something. Oh, and the Marik guy can't know either. Frankly I don't know why I'm including him. I could be mistaken, but isn't he dead or something… (and so the list goes on)
Seto hughed in defeat. "Fine…" He mumbled under his breath.
(AC: Uh oh! My dad is calling me, from downstairs. He sounds mad, I'm telling him right now that I will be down in ten minutes.
OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT! He's coming upstairs!AHHHHHHHHHH! I can't lat him see this story. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! WHY AM I STILL TYPING! AAAAHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT.AHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I STLL TYPING. AHHHHHHHHH WHY DID I WRITE SHIT SO MANY TIMES. AHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT I WROTE IT AGAIN. AHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT-
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Well… I'm grounded for a week. (damn!.)
THERE'S NO WAY YOUR GONNA BELIEVE ME, BUT I SWEAR IT's TRUE! I got grounded because my dad found a fricken REICES PEANUT BUTTER CUP UNDER THE COUCH. CAN YOU (INSERT "f" WORD HERE) BELIEVE THAT? After a whole weekend, it's under the fricken couch? Mother ------! I'm not allowed to have any more candy for the rest of the week or watch TV! Pretty harsh eh? But last year, my dad kept finding wrappers under the cushions, and he finally flipped when I spilt fuzzy peaches sugar all over his labtop. (my ears are still sore). So this year, he said the consequences would be highER if I screwed around again. I NOW KNOW HE WASN'T LYING. Shit… why does he always have to remember EVERYTHING! sigh/cry/stuff candy in mouth!)(after thought: at least he didn't read my story!)
"Great, I'm glad your seeing things my way Kaiba!" Tea said in a sickly sweet voice.
"Whatever…" he mumbled, full of rage. For now,… he would obey her house rules.
"Hokey, dokey… first things first!" Tea practically crackled. Seto gulped. "MAKEOVER!"
"NO SHITTIN WAY!" Seto screamed. "You are not giving me a makeover Gardener! You here me! Stay away!'
"Oh relax… I meant just to get you some proper clothes…"
Seto sighed thankfully.
"And maybe some make up and blow-drying…" She added under her breath.
"What! NO WAY IN HELL!"
"Oh come on! You need it!"
"ARE YOU SAYING I'M UGLY?"
Tea snorted. "What's this? Acting like a girl already?"
"GARDENER! I AM NOT A GIRL. Just because I have the DNA and body of a girl, doesn't make me one. AND I SURE AS HELL AM NOT ACTING LIKE ONE!"
"You know what. Your right. Being a girl in every possible way, except your own thought's, makes you a man."
"Thankyou for agree- HEY! You didn't mean that! You were being sarcastic! WHY YOU"-
Tea rolled her eyes. "No shit, Sherlock."
"Garden-"!
"But anyways" Tea said cutting Kaiba off. "Let's get down to business. First things first, we gotta change your clothes.!"
"What are you talking about? If I'm not mistaken, you gave me these pants, and there's nothing wrong with my shirt."
"Your right, there isn't anything wrong with your shirt."-
"Than what's the problem?"
"It's under your shirt that we have to change."
"What's that supposed to mean, I have nothing under my shirt?" (completely clueless)
"EXACTLY!"
Kaiba stared blankly at her for a few seconds. What is she- "HEY". (Finally, he catches on. Loser!)
"Well, you can't expect to go around like that for the rest of who knows how long."
"Then why didn't you just give me one of your bras to begin with. If I remember correctly, you weren't too hesitant to lend me your panties!" He sneered. All of a sudden, he wished he hadn't said that. He suddenly felt REALLY conscientious about what he was wearing under the track pants. He felt his cheeks go a bit pink.
"Well Kaiba! Don't think that didn't cross my mind either." Tea sneered right back. "Yes, I would've lent you my bra, BUT…" Seto didn't like the evil smirk Tea just cracked. "All of my bra's, wouldn't fit you!"
Once again,… Seto and his blank stare.
"Are you calling me FAT, Gardener!" He questioned angrily.
(O.O) "Wh-WHAT? God! No you idiot. For the love of God, can't you take a hint? (AC: I think we've already distinguished that "no, he can't take a hint!")
"Just spit it out Gardener! I don't have all day!"
"Where are you going?"
"GARDENER!"
"Oh for Pete's sake! It means that your boobs are bigger than mine, jack ass!"
(XX) "Ex- Excuse me?"
"Do you really want me to repeat myself?"
"N-no… but… you didn't have to put it like that!"
"Kaiba I didn't put it like that! In fact, I put it as gently as I could, a few minutes ago, but you were too deaf to figure it out! If I didn't word it the way I did, you would have blown up in confusion.!"
"You are really starting to piss me off, Gardener!"
"Oh shut up, and put on this coat!"
Tea threw a large coat at Kaiba, while getting on one of her own.
"Hurry up! We're going out."
"But, we were just in the middle of an argument. You can't possibly think you can end it here, by telling me to shut up, and throwing me a coat.!"
"Can and did!"
"Why you"-
"uh, uh, uh… my house, my rules." She said evilly.
Kaiba drew in a sharp breath threw his teeth, and started forcefully putting on the jacket.
"This is so not over!"
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Ac: don't you just loooooooooooove where I'm going with this? I do. Bwahahahaha.
You know what I'm surprised about:
I can't believe it took me THIS long to get to THIS point in the story. (O.O) I mean, when I first planned this, this particular scene was supposed to happen in chapter 3, and no later than chapter 6! Wowza! I mean, it's chapter 15! That's like, over 10 chapters later! Holy crap.
Now I just want to say, that you better love me for writing this story AND chapter! Do you know, that I found out, that maybe I wouldn't have been grounded If I had come downstairs faster, when my dad called me! HE WAS ALREADY PISSED ABOUT THE PEAN/CHOC/CUP, AND HE HAD GOTTEN EVEN MADDER THAT I WAS TAKING SOOOOOO LONG TO COME DOWN. ALL BECAUSE, I WAS WRITING A STORY FOR YOU! DARNIT!
OH WELL, IN ALL FRANKLIHOOD, I REALLY DON'T MIND. I RATHER GET IN TROUBLE FOR YOUR SAKE THAN, FOR A STUPID FRICKEN JACKASS OF A PEANUT BUTTER CUP!
STUPID FRICKEN UGLY REATARDED SWEET SMOOTH CREAMY DELICIOUS TENDER CHOCOLATEY PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
GOD DAMNIT! WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAVE TO BE GOOD? OH SHIT…