Seta Kaibelle.

Geeze! I'm heading for a chappie a day here! Oh well… I'm not getting any complaints!

Did you like the last chappie? I know you did!

Hey, I know it's really too late to say this… but, if you are a guy, I don't recommend this story! I MEAN, OF COURSE YOU CAN READ IT. I'M OVERJOYED AT THAT FACT! BUT COME ON! YOU MUST HAVE FELT REALLY AKWARD READING THE LST COUPLE OF CHAPPIE'S.

BUT PLEASE…IF YOU ARE GUY, KEEP READING! I HAVE SOOO MANY HULARIOUS SCENES TO COME. I don't know if this will make you happy, but let's just say they get REALLY juicy… not in that way!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU KNOW WHAT… IF YOU'RE A GUY, TELL ME! So far, I haven't met any guys on this website. I don't think your like gay or anything! No no no! In fact I think it's SOOOOOOO cool. I love a guy who's in to anime.

I probably sound like a fricken gay lesbian right now! Oh well… I'M NOT!

I thinks men are manly! And … I better stop while I'm ahead! ESPECIALLY IF ANY OF MY GUY FRIENDS ARE READING THIS. YIPES. DON'T BE TELLING THE WHOLE SCHOoL I WROTE THAT. Sweatdropps.)

chapter 16: Red, Leather, and See Through!

"oh for god's sake! Any slower and you'd be going backwards!"

"YEAH, well, your stupid high heels were made for retarded pigs!"

(X.X) "Was… was that supposed to be a dis?"

"Ummm… y-no!"

"Whatever… now, hurry up!"

Tea grabbed Seto's arm, and everything but dragged him through the mall! Seeing as Kaiba still didn't have shoes, Tea lent him a pair of her own. But being in the rush they were, Tea had accidentally given Kaiba a pair of high heels, and pushed him out the door, before he could say anything.

Tea stopped in front of one of those customer guide thingy's.

"Did we really have to come here?" Seto implored. He felt very vulnerable, all of a sudden.

"Yes!" Tea snapped back. "Now either learn how to wear high heels, or walk barefoot."

Seto mumbled something unintelligible under his breath.

"Here it is!" Tea said enthusiastically, jabbing her finger at something on the board. "Let's go."

She turned and grabbed Seto's arm so fast, he never got to see what she pointed at.

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"No way! No (insrt"f"word here) way!"

"YES! Now come on! We only have 3 hours until the mall closes! (yeah I know, a couple minutes ago was like 2 in the morning, but SCREW that concept.)

"3 hours… 3 (F'IN) HOURS! What the hell is wrong with you woman?"

"Nothing! But something will be REALLY wrong with your face if you don't get your ass in that store!" Tea yelled at him.

"Why is my face going to be wrong?"

"Shut the hell up and get in that shop!"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"No"

"YES!"

"Ha! I made you say 'yes', now move it!"

"Why you-"

Whatever Seto was about to say, was drowned out, as he was shoved roughly into a very particular store. Tea had a look of victory set on her face.

"T-Tea…" Kaiba whispered to her. "I can't be in this store. It's full of…" Seto gulped. "Underwear!"

"That's the point Kaiba-oops, I mean Semantha! We're in an underwear store, because you need underwear." Tea whispered back.

Kaiba shuttered. This is the worst day of my life! And I've had a pretty crappy life! (he means the suffering and torture. Hmmm… torture?)

"Besides, it's not like you're a guy!" Tea teased.

"Watch it, Gardener!" Seto hissed.

Tea chuckled. "Come, let's find some assistance." Tea scanned the room quickly, until her eyes fell onto a nearby saleswoman. "Excuse me miss, excuse me!" Tea said running toward her, dragging Seto along.

The woman turned around.

(O.O) "Oh… I'm sorry, I thought…"

The woman, or should I say MAN, ignored Tea's presumption, and got down to business,

"Yez? 'owz can I'z help youz?"

The woman Tea had been running to, turned around to reveal herself as "a man"! An apparent French man, with long hair in a pony tail, tight purple pants, and shiny pink top. (I'm not saying Frenchman are gay. I simply like to add an accent to new characters! Bwahahaha)

"Oh, yeah, well… you see. Me and my friend here"- She gestured to Kaiba. "Are looking for a bra or two, that she"- Tea pointed to Kaiba again. "Can wear."

The man tapped his chin thoughtfully, quickly scanning Seto up and down. "Yez, I'z do believez I'z can 'elpz you'z. Followz moi!" He said quickly turning on his heel.

Seto turned to Tea, eyes wide and mouth open in disbelief. "You. Can't. Be. Serious?"

Tea merely shrugged. "You heard the man, follow." Then Tea turned on her heel, and walked the opposite direction.

Seto swallowed, and called after her. "Where are you going?"

"While your buying a bra, I mays as well get something I need. Now, hurry up and follow that man."

I'll be dead by tomorrow. Seto thought sadly, as he reluctantly followed the man.

"OK'z, 'ere we'z are!" The man stopped in front of a wall that was covered floor to ceiling in bra's. "Now'z, vat zize are you'z?"

Seto felt his cheeks go pink again. Let's see, uhhh… I'm not that big, but than again, Tea said I was larger, so… Seto took a guess. "Medium?" He suggested lamely.

He turned to the man, who was now chuckling. "Onh, onh. Onh (AC: give me a break… I mean, do you know how to spell a French man's laugh?) No zilly, I meanz, vat bra'z zize are you'z?"

Bra size, bra size? How the hell am I supposed to know what bra size I am? Damnit Gardener! You are soooo going to pay for this!

"I… I don't know."

"Oh… vell… I's guezz we'ze got toez measurez!"

Kaiba couldn't help but notice the evil smirk, playing on the man's face.

"Wh-What?"

"I'z go getz ze measuring tapez!" the man said cheerily, running off ina direction.

There was no way Seto was going to let that happen! As soon as the man disappeared behind a door, he ran away, yelling "Tea!"

"Oof!"

"Tea?"

"What is it know?"

"That man! He said he was going to measure me!"

(O.O) "Hahahahaha… Seriously?"

"Ummm… yeah. Oh for the love of- STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!"

"Sorry but… oh I wish I could have seen the look on your face!"

"Gardener!"

"Oh come off it. You gotta chillax or something."

"Chillax?"

"God, you are so behind the times. Come on… let me get your bra for you."

"Geeze, thanks. If only you had listened to me in the first place, I wouldn't have had to go through that mess!"

"Oh'z little mizzy, I 'avez ze measuringz tapez!"

"God help me!"

The French man had come back from the door, and was scanning the shop. "Ah!Zere you'z are! Come, I'z ave ze tapez!" The man licked his lower lip, and smirked. "Let uz measure you'z!"

"Yikes!"

"Baby…" Tea muttered under her breath to Kaiba. "Umm, I'm sorry sir, but I think I will finish up with her here. But thankyou for your time."

The French man frowned. "But…" He began. " Oh vell…!" He sighed, and walked away!

"Now, let's get your bra for real." Tea sniggered.

Back at the wall 'o' bra's

"I don't think your gonna want one of these." Tea said gesturing to one part of the wall with a hand. That section had very, very frilly bra's all over it.

Seto rolled his eyes.

"Or these…" Tea gestured this time to the push up's.

Seto huffed.

"But this is just for you!" Tea held up a particular bra.

Seto grunt- Kaiba's eyes nearly popped out!

"What the hell is wrong with you!"

Tea had held up, nice and high, a black leather braw, with a bunch of holes in special places. She started laughing like crazy. "Oh come on… it's so you!"

"You wish! Besides, Yugi would be more suitable to that one. He adores leather." Kaiba smirked. He was surprised to see Tea laughing!

"Yu know what? I full heartedly agree! Maybe I should by it as a Christmas present for him," Even Kaiba joined Tea in on that joke! Can you believe it! Kaiba was laughing! Although, keep in mind, he was laughing at someone else's expense.

"Oh! And this one for Yami!"picked up a bra, that was completely see through! The only visible colours, were on the side of one half, in tiny black letters spelling 'I'm a slut.'.

Once again, Kaiba laughed along side Tea. "Yeah, and this one for the mutt!" Now Kaiba held up a bra that he found on the ground. It was completely red and frilly, but the worst part was, HALF OF IT WAS MISSING!

Tea shrieked with laughter, and fell on the ground. Even Kaiba had to lean against the wall to keep himself up.

"I-It looks like I w-won't be searching for presents t-this year! I've already got them."

"Do you mind?" A lady asked angrily, looking down at them. "Your driving away my customers!"

"I would watch it, if I were you! I will have you know, that I could by this place out in a matter of minutes if I wanted to!" Kaiba said dangerously to the woman.

"Oh really?" She sneered back. "I HIGHLY doubt that. The only thing you look as if you could by, is a pair of used socks!"

"Why you"-

"Semantha!" Tea cut in. "I'm sorry about that mam. We'll be quiet now."

The lady looked sternly at Tea, but gave in, and walked away.

"What was that about, Gardener?"

"Kaiba you idiot! You're a girl right now, remember? God… you could have had us put in jail! Next time think!"

"…" Kaiba had forgotten that. Damn… this sucks.

"Now come on… let's find you a bra."

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"Thank God that's over!"

Tea and Kaiba had just finished buying Seto two bra's (he was wearing one right now), and were feeling very hungry.

"Come on, let's go to the food court!"

"Why?"

(O.O) "Why?"

"Yeah, why? We bought the bra right? That's all we needed to get, let's go."

"Geeze, not even some French fries?"

"I don't eat that junk."

(X.X) "What? That's it, we're going to the food court, and I'm going to get you to eat some fries, even if I have to shove them down your throat!"

"Listen, I just wanna get outta here! I never even wanted to come in the first place. What makes you think I'll spend more than a minute here wasting time?"

"Too bad! I want food! Now come on… think of those hot pizza's, juicy hamburgers, delicious smoothies!" (I am so fricken hungry right now)

Seto's thoughts must… resist… temptation…

"Let's go! I'm hungry!"

"No I really- GAKKKK!" Tea had grabbed Seto by his shirt collar, and was dragging him to the food court.

Tea threw a rather blue Kaiba at a table, and he landed roughly ina a chair. "Now stay put! I'll be right back." She walked off, toward the food stands.

Kaiba rubbed his neck. "Damn Gardener…" He mumbled. He really didn't like being at the mall, in this particular form.

Seto got the strangest sensation, someone was watching him. He narrowed his eyes, and scanned the cafeteria. Although that didn't help much, seeing as the place was jam packed full of people.

"Hey there toots, long time no see…"

Seto eyes widened. Not again! He thought turning around to face the speaker, who slid into the chair next to him.

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AC: it's getting hotter and hotter. Now who could this mystery man be? And what does he want? Well… I guess that is pretty obvious! Even for me.

Things happening in my life:

getting parents to order Yugio series I to who knows what on line

getting in trouble (remember, I'm grounded)

AN THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT! MY LIFE IS SO FRICKEN BORING RIGHT NOW. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO! NO WONDER I'VE BEEN UPDATING LIKE CRAZY. GEEZE, IT'S LKE 3 CHAPTERS IN TWO DAYS! HOLY SHIT!

IF YOU ARE GOING TO REVIEW, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO LEAVE AT LEAST 3 SenTENCES. I WANT TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS! NOT REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE COMMENTS. (O.O) WELL… THOSE ARE NICE TOO!

I LOOOOOOOOOVE RICE PUDDING, WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I HATED IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY WITH CINNAMON! NOW, IT'S PRACTICALLY A DRUG I'M ADDICTED TO. I DON'T DO DRUGS. THE ONLY WAY I'LL DO THEM IS IF THEY TASTE LIKE RICE PUDDING

(O.O) (X.X)… BETTER NOT LET MY MOM SEE THIS! (Oo)