Holy cow! (X.X) Does everyone think it's the middle aged man? In all honesty, I kinda forgot about him. (Oo) But thanks for reminding me!
I loooove your fricken reviews. God bless all of you! (sorry if your not catholic) (O.O)
Seta Kaibelle?
I'm back!
First personal reply to reviewer
MOG: "Mokuba's Official Glomper"
Guess what? I took your advice, and read Shrilanka's story. You are right. It's hilarious! (but mine's better Bwahahahahahaha!) You have great taste! Did you like my other story? Yeah, I know, totally not my writing style, but what the heck!
I couldn't believe my eyes yesterday!
I GO ON TO CHECK MY EMAIL, AND I HAVE 45 FRICKEN EMAILS! I haven't even had that many emails in my life, let alone 3 days. (for that was the last time I checked my email)
Holy cow! YOU MUST REALLY LOVE ME, SOMEONE ACTUALLY LOVES ME!
HOORAY!
I'M ALMOST AT THE 100 MARK! It's only been two months. (bwahahaha, AR, STILL only ha 5 reviews, and I have 88! Bwahahaha, you suck Ar!)
Ar comes in and punches my nose up to my eyebrow!
"NO… MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL SEXY FACE! I'M RUINED!"
Chapter 17: Don't touch my But!
"What do you want?"
"Tsk… tsk… tsk… my, your rude aren't you?"
Two more men slid into the chairs across from Kaiba. Now all three of the guys, Kaiba met in the ally, were once again surrounding him.
"Hey baby…" One said, smirking.
"If you value your life, I would leave… NOW!" Kaiba hissed at them.
"now, now… we ain't gonna hurt you… yet!"
"Excuse me, I have to leave now!" Kaiba stood up quickly, and made to leave. Only he couldn't. One of them grabbed his wrist, and twisted it, causing him to collapse back on the chair.
"And if you value your life… I would stay put!" The man whispered roughly in his ear.
Kaiba's eyes widened.
"Now… where were we? Oh, that's right! So, what have you been up to missy?"
"Going shopping with your little friend, eh?"
"Buying shoes?"
"I told you… leave!"
"You know what! We don't wanna."
Seto glared at the obvious leader of the group. He made his eyes bore right into his. A little trick he learned in his youth. When he caught someone ina deep silent, staring showdown, he was able to intense his stare so much, his opponent would lose all sense of what was happening around them. He was almost… trapped.
Kaiba got the chance he was looking for. With the man entranced in his gaze, he made a run for it.
"hey! Come back here!" They yelled, running after her. Of course, it took thema second to realize what had just happened, so Kaiba got a –if you can call it-head start.
Damn bastards. Why can't they crawl back to the whole they crawled out of, and leave me alone! I had just about enough crap these last few days, to start a world war 3!
Kaiba glanced behind him. "Damn…" They were catching up.
He turned a corner, and ran through a bunch of island shops, tumbling and bumping about 50 000 people on his way.
"Pardon me…"
"Excuse me."
"Coming through."
"Move it!"
"Shove that fat ass!"
"Stop clogging the hall!"
"Get out of the fricken way!"
"JACKASS"
Seto finally emptied out of the huge crowd, wearing a fruit hat, several scarves, a long flower necklace, and a fake beard.
"WHAT THE FU-"
He was about to rip everything off (owing about 50 dollars in the process), but he saw his pursuers a few feet away. Instead he grabbed a book, and his face.
"Ummm… excuse me… sir, but have you seena young pretty girl, run crazily past here in the last few seconds?"
Kaiba shook his head. "No-a. I did-a not-a see-a girl-a come-a through-a here-a."
"OK, thanks, come on-HEY!"
Kaiba's fake beard slipped off, leaving him ina very awkward situation.
Silence…
Seto Kaiba- "Ah, heh heh… Wow, talk about hair loss!" (Oo) (-.O) (sweat drop)
"Get her!" The men started chasing after Kaiba once again. Kaiba didn't need a second warning! He turned and ran, making his "costume" fly into the faces of his chasers.
"Errrguuulfffluttterrshhhplluuuggghhhttt" Was all that could be heard from the four men, as the choked on fruit, and scarves.
Kaiba ran back in the direction of the cafeteria. He paused looking quickly behind him. Good… He thought, as they didn't appear in sight. Now to find Gardener…
"Gardener!" He yelled spotting her back at there table. She was also looking around, trying to find Seto. She didn't notice him.
"Gardener"- He yelled again, but this time was cut off, as something pummeled into his side, splaying him across the floor.
"I got her!" He heard a voice cry.
"Quick, gag her and take her to the back alley!" (AC: mheh heh heh, I just had to add that, if you don't get it, than you should read my other story "Beating up a CEO in a back Alley")
Seto felt himself being hulled off the ground. Shit… I mean for God's sake! I'm in a fricken mall! Does nobody see what is happening right now? Does anybody care?
Somebody had seen! That somebody was…
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"heh… Well, well, well, doesn't this look familiar! You, me, some other random guys…" The leader pointed to his gang, and they growled in disapproval. "…all together in a nice cozy alley, with nobody to bother us this time. In fact, the only difference, is we forced you here this time. Mheh heh heh…"
"Come on girly, let's see ya goods." One of the "random" guys made a reach for her.
But you see, since the girl was actually a guy, and since that guy is very sexy.. oops, I mean, very athletic, and since the guy is extremely trained in just about EVERYTHING!... … he wasn't about to take sexual assault as compliment! Oh no! He would fight back!
CRUNCH!
Kaiba had kicked the guy square in the triangles! (Ar: isn't it balls? Ac: SHUT UP! I'm trying to be modest. Ar: you? modest? (snorts) Ac: do you want me to punch your nose up to your eyebrow? Ar: I'll shut up now… Ac: damn straight! Ar: are you trying to say something? Ac: Duh! Ar: hey! At least I don't write about tampons! Ac: you don't write about anything! At least I update! Ar: at least I'm not ugly! Ac: at least I get reviews. I have what… 88 and you have… ummm… let's see… 5! And who are you calling ugly! As I recall, YOU'RE AN UGLY OLD WITCH WHO LIVES IN A CUPBOURD! Ar: you're a buggar head! Ac: right back at y- OWWW! Ar punched Ac's nose up to her eyebrow.)
Anyways:…
"Owww! The bitch kicked me!"
"Your gonna pay for that!"
KAPOMFF!
"Oof!"
Kaiba had punched the next guy in the stomach! Unfortunately, that didn't have that much affect!
"Doggy pile!" The leader yelled, and all three of them jumped on Kaiba! A muffled "Umf" could be heard from under the three men.
"She ain't going any where now!"
"Nows our chance, let's see her goodies!"
"If anybody is going to do anything to that bitch, it's gonna be me…" Said a deep mysterious voice.
…
"Who was that?"
For indeed, a deep voice had come from the shadows, threatening the gang. It couldn't have been any of them, seeing as all three of them were piled on top of Kaiba.
"Who's there?"
Deep chuckling was heard from farther down the deep alley. "I'll warn you once… go now, and you may live…"
"Nobody tells us what to do!"
"Yeah, now show yourself, you scared bastard!"
"Mheh heh heh… Don't say I didn't warn you…"
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I can breath! Kaiba thought. He gulped in breath after breath of fresh, well maybe not that fresh air. Wait, what's going on? A second ago, he was jumped on by three over muscled large men, having the wind knocked out of him. But all of a sudden, there was no weight on his chest! No men! No nothing!
He sat up quickly, and scanned the alley. He couldn't trust his sight exactly, seeing as the alley was very dark, but he could make out some features. Like the three lumps lying in front of him. "What the…"
He crawled forward slightly, to examine the first.
Gasp! "He-He's dead!" The lump turned out to be one of the three men who attacked Kaiba in the mall, and he was guessing the remaining lumps were the others. But why the men were suddenly all dead was way beyond Kaiba. Big, muscely, men don't just die. (Or do they? Bwahahaha)
"We meat again… Semantha!"
Kaiba's eyes widened, he knew that voice. It was the voice of someone he was beginning to hate just as much as Yugi and Joey.
"What the hell do you want… Ryou?" Seto questioned, glaring at the shadowed figure, he discovered in the corner.
He heard a slight growl from the other human. "I told you Semantha, my name is Bakura."
Bakura? What is he doing here?... Oh shit.
"As you recall, I didn't get to finish you off last time. But this time, I won't make the same mistake. Your mine!"
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AC: just so you know, Bakura doesn't mean he's in love with "Semantha", it means that he's gonna finish this off once and for all! Ooooooooooooo, this is gonna be good! What evil will Bakura do to Kaiba. Will it be nasty? Will it be sexy? Will it scar Kaiba for the rest of his life?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA… KEEP READING TO FIND OUT ( ) (O.O) (T.T) (X.X)
Hey, I just wanna know, was I pushing it too much with the argument between me and AR, and the stupid disguise chase scene thingy? If I was, I'm sorry! It's just that I loved it when you guys complemented me so nicely on the P/B/C, and I really want to keep you entertained. I know I won't ever be as funny as that scene, but It was worth a try. No?
ANYWAYS! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENING! OHHH! It's gonna be GOOD. I'LL TELL YA NOW, You won't be disappointed!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AND REMEMBER … STAY IN SCHOOL!
(hey listen, I'm thinking of dieing my hair black, with red streaks, what do you think? I have so many random people tell me this, like all the time, So I mays as well ask you. Please answer:)#)