Seta Kaibelle

OH MY FRICKen GOODNESS! AFTER HALF A DAY, I HAVE 21 REVIEWS. Ahhhhhhhhh my heads gonna explode (but in a good way)

By the way, thanks for the email address/msn thingy's! Just so you know, I don't have MSN YET. I WILL BE GETTING IT SOON THOUGH, SO DON'T GIVE UP ON ME! I promise to talk to you once I get it set up in my room. It MAY take till Christmas, because you know, PRESENTS. But please don't give up on me! I will talk. Hooray!

I love you. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY I LOVE KAIBA AND BAKURA. Bwahahaha!

OHHHHHHHHH… It's gonna be JUICY JUICY JUICY JUICY JUIVY JUICY JUICY

Actually… it isn't that juicy… at all… (--) (thanks for getting our hopes up)

(I hope) (O.O) PS. I will be trying to use little face thingy's from now on.

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: c)#) whahahaha… I made that up, just now! It's soooo silly/cool/humorous/SEXAH!

To Spongebob rox reviewer: bwahahaha.. You spelt your name wrong in the last review… you spelt it Spongebob r"p"x… bwahaha… loser!

Chapter 18: Trapped and Kidnapped (ha that sortof, somewhat, kinda rhymes)

(by the way, Bakura still doesn't know it's Seto Kaiba)

"This time, I'll finish you off for good!... Mheheheh…"

"I'd like to see you try, you filthy son of a bitch!"

"Wish granted."

"Gakkk!"

Bakura made a sudden dash for Kaiba, catching him completely off guard. He hulled him up by his collar, and slammed him (once again) against the alley wall.

"Now this seems familiar…"

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard that… (gakkk)… I'd be, well I'm already rich, so… I'd be suffering from very severe nickel poisoning."

"Ha… ha… Very funny…" Bakura said through clenched teeth. He tightened his grip around Kaiba's throat. "Any last words?"

"urrrddrppppppoookkeertt" spluttered Kaiba.

"What?"

"uuuddrroooppppprrrookkcceeettett"

"Huh?" Bakura loosened his hold. (a bit)

"I said… (gakk) You dropped (gakkk) your (gakk) pocket! (gakk)."

For some stupidly retarded ubsurbed reason, Bakura looked down. (What a fricken idiot! (--)

I can't believe he actually fell for it! What a moron!

Quick as lightening, Kaiba brought up his knee and for the second time that day, kicked a guy in the triangles! (AR: for the last time, it's- Ac: OH NO YOU DON'T, NOT THIS TIME! (Ac put's Ar out of her misery) ambulance sirens Doctor: What happened? Ac: she ummm… fell down the stairs!)

"OHHHHH! CRICKEY!" Bakura hadn't seen it coming that time around, and had the full pain gain thrown at him! But remember, Bakura was no idiot.

That move had been pulled on Bakura more times than he could count, so by now, he had to have SOME experience. (what did he do those other times?)

Instead of dropping Kaiba and reaching for his… triangles, he slammed Seto against the wall with his shoulder, and elbowed him in the stomach. (than he reached for his triangles, keeping Seto pinned with shoulder and elbow)

"Oof…"

"Dirty bitch! Didn't you learn your lesson the first time? You'll pay for that!"

Bakura pushed off the wall, using Kaiba's stomach as support (another "oof"), and pulled his hand back. "I've waited a long time to do this."

Kaiba had been in a daze, since Bakura elbowed him against the wall. He felt like his head was gonna explode. But feeling the weight shift from off himself, he knew something bad was coming. He tried as fast as he could to refocus his gaze, just in time to see a fist hurling at his face.

Oh No!

Kaiba made a desperate duck, tripping on his own feet, and tumbling to the ground. He heard an angry yelp from behind him.

Bakura had punched the brick wall full force with his fist, and it was now bleeding.

"STUPID (F'IN) SLUT!" He screamed at her. Kaiba caught a glimpse of his eyes. They were on fire!

(bwahahaha… that sounds silly : c)#) )

"No one makes me bleed and lives to tell the tale. I'm gonna give you a fate worse than death!" !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!

Bakura dove onto Kaiba. Kaiba, still on the ground, tried to scurry away, but didn't manage to get far.

Bakura grabbed her ankle, and slowly started pulling her back, laughing evilly.

"Not this time, my pretty!"

Kaiba, using his other foot, kicked wildly out at Bakura's head. But Bakura only reached out with his other hand and grabbed her other ankle. He then got up on his knees, pulling on Kaiba's legs with full force.

HE WAS TRAPPED!

Bakura had Kaiba's legs fully trapped under his own, and he moved his hands up to pin his wrists by his sides.

Damn this week body! If I had my own (which I may add, very muscled and well toned… Bwahahaha!) I would be punching his face inside out this very second! Grrrr…

"I've got you now, you sluttish whore…" He whispered in her ear. "Your mine!"

Kaiba's eyes widened. Dear God! Holy crap, he isn't… SHIT!.!.!.!

He did the only thing he could think of… and do at the moment, HE SPAT!

"What the"-?

Spit dripped from Bakura's cheek. He glared at the girl, than an evil half smirk slid on his face.

"Spitting? Already? Ha ha ha! Usually my prey doesn't spit till they have totally given up hope. Are you giving up already?"

"No you stupid asshole."

"Oh?... Than just what were you wishing to accomplish by that?"

"this."

"What?"

It was all part of Kaiba's plan. The spitting had caused Bakura to be half distracted enough to talk to Kaiba, and when you start talking, you loose sense of what's happening in other areas of your body.

Using the new found "give" in Bakura's hands, he bent his head down as fast as he could, and bit Bakura's fore arm. (yuck)

"Owww!" Bakura yelped. He let go of with his injured hand and clenched it into a fist.

"Why you"-

With Kaiba's now free hand, he raised it and punched Bakura flat on the cheek with all his might. Bakura flew to the side, giving Kaiba a break through.

Here's my chance!

Seto rolled to the side, and stood up, Bakura was right after him, but he evaded his clawing hand. Instead, he kicked Bakura at his face, but missed dew to Bakura's dodging, and got him in the shoulder.

"Damn wench!" He cried.

Kaiba started running down the alley, Bakura still at his heels.

"Heh, heh, heh… still think you can escape me?"

What's he getting at?

Kaiba glanced behind him for a split second, only to realize Bakura wasn't running anymore.

"What's going"-

Before Seto could finish his sentence, he fazed off into a forced sleep.

"Mheh, heh, heh… This time, there will be no escape!"

Bakura made his way back to the unconscious girl, and picked her up. "This is gonna be fun…" He smirked.

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Ac: Oh oh oh ! it's getting better and better! I WOULD HIGLY ADVISE NOT TO READ THE NEXT CHAPTER IF YOU ARE UNDER 12! It's nothing porno, but still… just to be on the safe side! You should not be reading this in the first place, it is rated "T"! But hey, I can't really control that can I? So I will at least be some what responsible, and tell you not to. So don't. But I still loooooove you, K?

In other news: my grounding is over… Hooray!

NOW I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I UPDATE SOO FAST. HOW DO I DO IT? WHY DO I DO IT? WILL I KEEP DOING IT? WHY IS AR A COMPLETE IDIOT? (snicker)

Ar comes in.

Ac: oh crap…

Ten minutes later: Ac on the ground with 7 bowling balls stuffed in her mouth.

Well, anyways… you see, after I get home from school, I watch the first program running (either Yugioh or battle Bedamon, I know, it's a really gay show, but it's so funny in such a plain blunt kiddy way), than I go straight to the computer and type the next chapter (usually 2 hours).

I do it not because I feel obligated to; I do it because I REALLY want to! It's what I live for, trying to complete this story!

It's kinda REALLY funny, because when I was younger, I said that when I grow up, I'll do any job BUT write! I hated writing more than anything, I would always get so pissed off when I had to do an assignment in class or write a story (I would still get the best marks), but now… I love it! Hooray! (I still don't want to be an author when

I grow up, maybe only an animator, with my own comic!)

BWAHAHAHA… WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, WILL Tea save Kaiba… (probably not)

(defianetly not)

Ar: what was the point of that?

Ac: aren't you supposed to be in the hospital?

Ar: Aren't you?

Ac: touché…