Seta Kaibelle

News: wow, Demented Insane Spirit actually read my story! I didn't think you would! Hooray. Someone listened to me! Thankyou, THANKYou!

Hey, I'm sorry I updated 4 days instead of 1. But even though it was a VERY short chapter, it took a while to write!

Anyways… so sad… only 1 reviewer… boohoo… BUT I LOVE THAT REVIEWER MORE THAN ANYTHING. HOORAY!

Got any questions? Wanna chat! Just leave me something in the reviews and I will make a personal reply to you on my chappies. Although, that won't happen if you read this a couple months from now and I'm finished writing this.

DON'T WORRY… THIS STORY ISN'T GONNA BE THAT LONG… MAYBE UNTILL CHAPTER 30… UH OH, BETTER START ON THOSE ROMANCES SOON… SCREW IT… THIS IS TOO FUNNY, YOU'LL JUSTY HAVE TO WAIT!

HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY… Ar flunked the history test! I'm sooooo happy.

Ar comes in… excuse me? I gotta 90!

Ac: so…? I was the only one to get the bonus question in the whole class… maybe grade.

Ar: shut up about that already!

Ac: no.

Ar: that's it! I'm gonna tell your readers something that you would have never told anyone…

Ac: no…don't!

Ar: Ac is a guy!

Ac: gakkk… w-what do you mean! (Sweat dropps)

Ar: it's true

Ac: lier!

Ar: hey, I'm not the one lying about my sex!

Ac: that was sooo mean! And NOT true… at all!

(DO YOU BELIEVE AR? ANSWER IN REVIEWS) (ps. Sooo not a guy…)

Ac: come on… would a guy write about stuff like tampons and triangles… would I not have said balls?

Ar: that's for them to decide.

Ac: remind me never to ask you out again!

Ar: SEE… there you said it your self!

Ac: Gakkk! No… I meant never to be your friend! Gakk gakk gakk… it's sooo not true!

THAT WAS ENTIRELY POINTLESS

Chapter 19: Where's My Clothes?

Uhhggg…My head!

Seto awoke bleary eyed and in a dark room.

"Where am I-WHAT THE HELL!"

Seto found himself on a cold cement floor, in what seemed a cellar, but that wasn't the worst part… his shirt and pants were missing!.!.!.!.!.!

(AC:I can't hold this anylonger… Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!)

"Ahhhhh! What in the"- Kaiba drew his legs into his stomach, and hugged his arms, trying to cover up as much of himself of possible.

Although,… whatever happened, while he was unconscious, the person left his under wear and bra on. Lucky for him.

Seto sat thinking for a moment.

Ok, Ok, Ok… So, I wake up, half naked in a cold dark cellar. GREAT! How did I get into this one? Wait a sec… it's coming back to me. I was in the alley,… with those three guys… than… than… RYOU! Wait, that's not right… BAKURA!

Seto stood up and clenched his fists. "Bakura!" He yelled to the wall.

I swear to god! If that bastard did ANYTHING to me, ANYTHING! I'll rip his fricken head off!

Kaiba brought his arms back to his shoulders. It really was cold in… wherever he was.

"I gotta get outa here."

It was too dark to see anything in the room, so he stuck out his arms, and walked forward, until he came across a wall. When he found it, he started moving sideways, still touching the flat surface.

The room wasn't too big, about the size of two regular bedrooms. "Oof!" Kaiba stumbled over a short wooden stool and tripped. "Damn, stupid, fricken…"

Many mumbled curses later:

"Why I otta… when I get outta here, someone is going to pay "dearly""!

Kaiba's hand collided with a bump on the wall, than some hinges.

A door!

He scanned the door with his hands, until he found a doorknob. He twisted it, but must unsurprisingly, it was locked.

"Damn…"

He jiggled the handle a bit more, than banged on the door, but stopped, realizing that was a bad idea.

"There has to be another way out of here. Maybe a vent or something. Frig, I could have at least been given a candle."

His search started again, but this time, along the upper wall. He was about half way done, when he heard a soft patterned noise from behind the door.

Footsteps!

Kaiba wasn't ready to face Bakura yet. He'd (being Kaiba)probably try to rip his head out before he could say a word. He was just too angry at that boy. Plus, he didn't want to go through the embarrassment of being seen with only his under garments. Although, putting into recent events, Bakura most likely already saw, maybe even more than what was showing now. But still, he rather bid his time, and make a plan. Perhaps he could submit a surprise attack while pretending to be asleep.

He through himself on the floor, to where he thought he was last time.

The door creaked open.

"Hmph… still asleep I see! Well I guess that is my fault, only people of pure strength can recover from my millennium ring faster than others. You're a measily girl. But still… I do wish you would get up soon. I grow impatient."

Bakura was about to recluse the door, when he saw something that sparked his interest. It was the stool he left in the room. It had been smashed to pieces. (Obviously part of Kaiba's stubbed toe tantrum)

Bakura smirked to himself. My my my… not as sleepy as we appear, are you? Very well, I'll join your little game…

Bakura shut the door for real this time, but left himself in the room.

Kaiba opened one eye. Damn! He had been able to see faintly through a crack in his eyelid, but as far as he could tell, Bakura opened the door only a crack. Less than enough room for him to escape. At least I have more time.

Slowly Kaiba got up again, and moved back to his old position at the wall.

He started with a different approach this time. He banged against the wall, lightly in odd area's as he made his way down, searching for weak points and hollow areas.

So far, not so good.

"Uuugh! Is there anything in here but wall?" Kaiba asked frustradedly.

Suddenly, his hand collided with something softer, but still firm. "What the"-

"Yes!" The thing Kaiba had been prodding reached out and grabbed Kaiba along the waste, and dragged him in. "There is something else in here besides wall."

What the- how did he get in here!

"So,… trying to trick me Semantha. Hmmm… not a very smart decision on your behalf, but now I got you right where I want you."

"Bastard."

"Mheh heh heh… you better watch your mouth from here on out, missy, because every action you make, will determine your future. Any questions?"

"Yeah… where are my clothes?"

He felt the grip on Bakura's hands tighten a bit. He shivered. This was wrong in way more ways than one.

"Heh, Well actually, when I "kidnapped" you, I sort of dragged you through a couple of puddles." Bakura shrugged, seeing the angry look in Kaiba's eyes. "I got tired of carrying you. Washing your clothes was the least I could do. Mheh heh heh… It seemed like the gentlemanly thing to do."

Kaiba snorted. "I doubt those were your reasons you sick pervert."

"Maybe…"

Kaiba squirmed to get out of his grip.

"Let me go!"

"OK!"

"Wha?"-

Bakura pushed Kaiba into the opposite wall, hard.

"I'll kill you!"

"With what? Your bra?"

Kaiba's face went red. "If I have to, than yes."

"ha! I'd like to see you try." Kaiba made to punch Bakura, but Bakura pulled out a gun.

He flicked on a flashlight, he obviously had hidden.

"Stop where you are!" Of course, Kaiba stopped. He was no fool. He would bid his time wisely. Plus, he didn't want to die here,… as a woman,… in his underwear.

"Mheh heh heh… come here."

With clenched fists, Kaiba reluctantly walked toward the vile man. He noticed him scanning his body.

EEuuggghhh. This is sooooo discusting!

"Pretty little thing aren't you?" Kaiba stopped walking. "I said come here!"

"Hmmm… mheh heh heh… I think you'd be prettier without the bra."

That did it. That totally fricken did it. IT DID IT SOO MUCH, YOU WOULD DIE TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT DID IT. THAT WAS THE LAST FRICKEN FRICKEN SHITTIN POOPIN KALOOPIN STRAW. THAT! WAS! IT!

"YOU SICK TWISTED SON OF A BITCH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.! 1"

He lounged at Bakura. They were all fists and feet. Literally.

Kaiba punched Bakura's stomach

Bakura smacked Kaiba's face

Kaiba scratched Bakura's arm

Bakura kicked Kaiba's shins.

They were at it like no tomorrow. Kaiba was beyond feeling pain. He was so out of his mind mad, and took every chance to damage Bakura somehow.

Stupid wench! Bakura thought. I know, I'll do something that will set an automatic reaction, allowing me to have the upper hand… Here's my chance!

Seeing a rare opening, Bakura dove for it. He slipped is hand behind Kaiba's back, and ripped the bra! (oh. My, god.)

Kaiba felt a sudden lift of weight from his shoulders. What was that? He thought.

All of a sudden, he knew. He looked down, just in time to see his bra slipping from his chest.

GAKKK!

He quickly pulled both flailing arms away from attacking Bakura, and folded them over his chest. That stupid jackass!

"Well, I see you have stopped attacking me at last." Bakura snickered. Kaiba looked up to stare daggers at him, but before he could manage that, Bakura lounged at him, pinning him against the wall… again!

"Come now… you don't really want to keep that yucky bra on all night. Do you?" He whispered in her ear.

"Get. Off. You. Stupid. Bastard."

Bakura's eyes flashed. "I told you to watch your mouth." He hissed.

Kaiba struggled to get "one" arm free, to hit Bakura, but Bakura was too fast. "Do you want to die!… now?" He added as an after thought.

"No, I want you to!"

Bakura's eyes narrowed. "WATCH! YOUR! MOUTH!"

With that, Bakura grabbed Kaiba's other arm, and pinned both against the wall, above Kaiba's head. The bra dangled, almost uselessly, infront of Kaiba. (O.O) (or should it be (OO) bwahahahaha!...wow, really getting porno here! Gulp!)

"anything else you want to say?" Bakura asked, slanting his eyes and pulling upwards, roughly on Kaiba's arm.

Kaiba let out a choked noise, but other than that, made no sound. Mostly because he couldn't with his stretched arms, strangling the muscles in his neck.

"Good!"

Bakura slid his arm, behind Kaiba's back again, but this time lower, much lower. He also squished his body up against Kaiba's.

"Now Semantha… you'll see why I took you here."

Kaiba thought's shit shit shit. Holy shit! Oh my fricken God. Crap Mc Crapper Mc Crap a lot! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) (f'in) Oh my GoD!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.! No no no noi! FRIG. Shhhhiiiiiiitttttt!

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AC: I always end at the meanest times………. I should stop doing that or I'll have no friends left.

Funny Fact: Wouldn't it be funny if Seto had this invitation, where he had to invite his 5 friends out to a grand party, so Seto Kaiba went to Yugi's house where the gang was.

They would be like : what do you want?

And he would be : well I got an invitation to a party, and I need to bring my 5 closest friends with me, so I came to invite you!

And they would be like : ummm… Kaiba, we're your worst enemies! There has to be someone else who's a better friend than us.

And Kaiba would be like : actually… you're my… you're my closest friends.

And they would be like : (O.O)

And the Yugioh characters would laugh at poor Seto and make fun of him, saying "What the fu-"

Anyways, next update should be tomorrow or something, so you won't have to wait too long.

PS. NOT A GUY!