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This chapter I think may be rated M!
Listen, I know some of you really wanted a romance between Tea and Seto in this fic… but dew to recent events, that MOSt LIKELY won't happen. LET ME EXPLAIN! You see… it will than be toooooo long of a story!
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Seta Kaibelle?
I am going to try to do this tongue twister:
Big blue berries in big blue buckets:
Big blue ber-Uuuggghhhhssspllutteerrrrsscchhmcuuddttt… Gakkk Gakkk Gakk! HELP HELP I'm choking on my own tounge! Gakkk.
10 mintues later:
Don't ask… cause I'm gonna explain it. HOORay! You see, I'm bored.
Anyways… back to the story.
I'M SORRY IF THIS MAY NOT BE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS IN "INTIMACY"…, BUT THIS ISN'T RATED M!
Warning: This is gonna sound extremely corny, not horny. CORNY!
Chapter 20: Personal Note: Never Drink With a Guy!
Basically an unofficial extremely short chappie befor the real one
"Now I'll show you why I brought you here!" Bakura slid his hand up Kaiba's back.
BANG!
The mettle door banged open.
"What the fu- how did you get here Joey?" Asked Bakura angrily.
"Well this is my bedroom."
"This… is your bedroom?" (O.o)
Bakura and Kaiba scanned the dark damp cold ugly cellar. (O.O)
"Speaking of which, who smashed my bed?" Joey pointed to the completely destroyed stool in the corner.
(O.O)
Bakura pointed to Kaiba. "Hey!"
"I'll kill ya for that!" Joey jumped at Kaiba, who was still holding his "chest".
Joey tripped on his shoe lace. "Owww… looks like I'll need back up! GUYS!" He hollered.
"Hut, Hut, Hut!" Yugi, Tristen, Inuyasha, Goku, Bob, and Mr. Sexy McSexalot came marching into the room.
Kaiba (O.O) "What the fu"-
"Get her!" Joey yelled. All the big muscley, sweaty, sexy men ran at Kaiba flailing there arms. Yugi did to.
"Accckkkk! I'm naked!"
No your not! You still have panties on!" Bakura pointed out. All the men and one "girl", made one of those huge fight clouds. From inside you could here… "Now I'm really naked."
When the cloud ended, it turned out that the person who yelled that was actually a guy, and Kaiba had beat up all the guys, and stole there clothes. He was now wearing them.
"Hey! She stole my boxers!"
"Let's kill her!"
"Let's punch her!"
"Let's poke her!"
"Let's steel her clothes1"
"Hooray!" They all shouted. All the men took Kaiba's clothes, including her panties. "Now what do we do?" "I say we make Joey and the girl French." "Hooray" they all cried!
They pushed Joey toward Kaiba, and Kaiba toward Joey.
"Not if I have anything to do about it!" Kaiba grabbed Yugi by the feet and started smashing his face into the wall, for the next 2 hours.
Guys (O.O)
Yugi died, and they all cheered. "Let's get ice-cream!"
"OK, but she isn't allowed to wear clothes!"
"Hooray!"
"No fricken way! I rather hump the bump with Bakura!"
"Done and done!" Bakura shoved all the muscely men out the door, locked it, and turned towards Kaiba. "Now… back to business,…" he said, once again trapping Kaiba against the wall.
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That was entirely fricken pointless, this is where the REAL chapter begins!
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And so it begins… … … … 8787878787878878
Bakura's hand slid up the side of Kaiba's back, each inch, making Kaiba more and more frustrated. He had to get out of this, and NOW!
He squeezed his eyes shut, as Bakura laughed evilly. He started to gather all the strength he had left, for one last final blow, that would determine everything.
Just as he was about to strike, Bakura's hand jolted.
"W-What's going?" Bakura stuttered. His hand had started shaking violently, and was moving away from him.
Kaiba stared in amasement.
"n-no! Not now!" He yelled. Bakura dropped Kaiba, who slumped down the wall, still staring at Bakura. Bakura was kneeling on the ground, his hands shaking wildly, he grabbed his head, going into a semi fetal position.
"Go away!" He screamed to no one Kaiba could see.
He started to yell. Suddenly a blinding light pierced Kaiba's gaze. He tried hopelessly to shield his eyes, but it was in vein.
The last thing Kaiba remembered before he lost consciousness… was A piercing scream.
(AC: yeah yeah yeah… I know, Seto has been knocked out in like every chapter, but to bad. It's the only way I can make the story work. And I know deep down, some of you wanted a bit more happenin (wink) between those two, but like I said, no yaoi in THIS fic. Thankyou very much!)
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"Wake up! Please Wake up!"
Kaiba felt someone shake him roughly.
"Go away…" Kaiba mumbled. He rolled over and snuggled deeper into his cover and pillow. "Mmmm…" He said in his sleep.
(O.O) "Please, you must get up!"
"I said to go"- Wait, this isn't right! Where had the pillow come from, and the bed? A moment ago, he was on a cellar floor, listening to a piercing dream.
Kaiba shot out of the covers, staring around wildly. Where am I this time?
For indeed, he was once again in unfamiliar territory. This time, his surroundings were light blue and white, with a couple drawers here and there.
A bedroom! GASP
He jumped out of bed, and whirled on the person who had been shaking him.
"YOU!"- He yelled, advancing on the person.
"Uh Oh!"
Seto literally flew at the boy, who unfortunately tripped backwards over the bed in his attempt to dodge. Kaiba landed on the albino, on top of the bed.
"YOU!" He shouted again.
"Listen… ummm, I can explain?"
"Shut up you bastard!"
The albino shut up.
"What did you do to me Bakura? And why the hell am I in your bed? Answer me you ass hole!" Seto started shaking him rather violently by the collar.
Poor boy ( ) gak gak!
"s-s-stop!" The albino gasped.
Seto stopped, only to hear some answers.
The boy panted heavily, regaining his breath. " O-Ok… I'll… answer your… questions!"
Kaiba sat up angrily, and crossed his arms. "You biter or I'll"-
He was cut off by the albino, who frantically promised he would.
"First, my name is Ryou… It's true!" He added hastily, seeing Kaiba close his eyes in disbelief.
"You know what, Just answer MY questions."
"Alright, ummm… I didn't do anything to you, and from what I gather, neither did Bakura. And you are in this bed, because I didn't think it the proper thing to do to leave someone on the floor."
"Hmph!"
A thought struck Seto. My Clothes! He quickly looked down only to see a large new bathrobe, to be wrapped around him. It was blue.
"Ummm… do you think you could possibly, uhhh, get off me?" Ryou questioned.
"Huh?" Seto looked down even farther. He realized he was sitting right on top of Ryou's middle, in a very inappropriate spot.
"Gakkk!" With that, he jumped to the side.
"T-Thankyou."
"Listen, could you call Tea for me. I would REaLLY appreciate it if you would."
"Of course!" Ryou scurried off the bed, and out the door. "Be up in a giffey!" He shouted back.
Kaiba sighed.
Let's recap. OK… I was kidnapped in the mall by three strange men. Those men suddenly died for no reason at all, and Bakura shows up and kidnapps me. We get into a fight, so he knocks me unconscious. I wake up in a cellar, who knows where, with no clothes. Then Bakura comes in, we get into another fight, and he ripps my bra. Than he traps me against the wall, but befor he can do anything, he goes all retarded, and knocks me out again. When I wake up, I'm in some freaky kids bed! God… that all sounds REaLLy wrong. Who am I kiddin, it all is ReALLy wrong.
Kaiba stood up from the bed, and started walking around the room. He noticed, a large mirror, two drawers, two bedside tables, two desks, (one neat and tidy, the other littered with garbage and pictures), and three doors.
"Hmmm…" Kaiba knew that one door, was to the hall, but where did the other two lead to. They were both doubled, and closet sized. "Why would someone have two closets? Than again, why would someone have two everything?"
Kaiba walked to the first door, and opened it.
It was normal enough, actually, TOO normal. Everything was in perfect order. The clothes hung so sharply, they could have been made of cardboard, the small boxes at the top, were perfectly labeled, the shoes at the bottom were all lined in order, they appeared to be on a grid.
"Geeze, even I'm not this neat!"
Kaiba walked over to the other door. He opened it.
"Holy crap!"
Kaiba was buried in, who knows what! A billion things seemed to tumble out of the closet, either on Seto or the floor.
Kaiba stood up (with a lot of difficulty), and patted his soar but. "Owww." He mumbled. It was then, that he found out, what was in the closet.
Kaiba's jaw hit the ground.
"Ho-Ly SHIT!"
The ground was littered in magazines, and bear bottles, a couple pictures hung on the wall. The pictures were…
Porn, PORN, PORN!
Oh my God! What's with this kid! Gak! Not only is it porn, but it's A LOT of porn. Holy cow! This guy's insane. Look at all this. Holy Shit!
But even that wasn't the worst part.
Mingled with the magazines, and bear, were articles of clothing. Bra's and panties alike. Also a few others. "Hey!" Seto pulled out a familiar looking shirt. His shirt! "Why I outta!" But something else caught his eye. Panties that looked awfully familiar. Much like the ones he was wearing. TEA's!
"What a fricken Pervert! He makes me si"- As Kaiba turned away, a particular picture caught his eye.
(bwahahahahaha! Hey, give me a break, he IS a guy right?)
A picture of… Tea! "Geeze, this guy's really obsessed."
I don't know why, but he did it. Kaiba bent down to pick up the half concealed picture of Gardener.
What he saw, made his eyes pop out. This picture was some how taken, just as Tea was getting out of the shower… and we all know what that means. Bwahahahaha!
Well… after that, Kaiba kinda got lost in the photos, and spent the rest of his time, looking at them. After all, he was a guy… In retrospect.
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"Semantha, I called Tea for you, and made you a nice cuppa'!"
Ryou walked merrily into the room. "She'll be here in I hour"-
Kaiba looked up from his magazine, with widened eyes. Uh Oh!
Ryou stared back at him with the same wide eyes.
Ryou came out of the stare zone first, but not exactly as Ryou.
"You dirty bitch! Who the hell said you could touch my stuff! Grrr…" "eeek… Oh sorry about that! It's extremely hard to keep him under control when he's mad!"
(O.O)
"You really shouldn't have gone in his closet! I've never even gone in! Oh wow… I can see why he didn't want me in there." Ryou said looking down at the pictures, beer bottles and clothing.
"ummm… But why are you reading this stuff, Semantha?"
"Oh! Uhhh… I, uhhh…" Kaiba gulped. Oh shit! "Ummm… well, HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE OF TEA?" It was his only escape. He hastily threw the picture at Ryou, who fumbled a bit, before he caught it.
Ryou glanced at the picture, than looked away. "Oh my gosh!" He cried. Then, his head snapped back to the picture. "I always liked this picture!" He said in a deeper darker voice, Bakura!
"So Semantha! Why are you going through my stuff?" He asked rather angrily. "I don't ever remember giving you permission!"
"I … slipped?"
"Hmph! I doubt that!" The evil man slid onto the floor, before Kaiba could protest, and started rummaging through the huge pile.
"If you like that, than you'll love this!" Bakura shoved another picture into Kaiba's hands, while laughing evilly.
Another picture of Tea! …But he's right,… this one is better!
This one featured Tea sleeping, on what appeared to be a too hot night! You know… too hot for sheets, too hot for clothes…
"I didn't know you were into this stuff! I should have asked earlier, I would have had a lot more fun! Mheh heh heh"
That triggered a memory in Kaiba's mind. "Hey! You can't come in here all chummy like, and expect to be friends, ESPECIALLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! You got to be kidding me!"
"Can and did." Bakura said lazily. "Now, we can either continue to start getting along, or continue last night!" Bakura hissed at Seto. "Besides, I don't want another 3 hour speech from Ryou, about the good and the bad…" He added under his breath.
For indeed, after Ryou had found the girl, he had totally blown up! He had never been more angry in his life. Yelling and screaming at Bakura like no tomorrow!
The worst part was, Bakura couldn't shut him up! Seeing he was either inside of him, or Ryou was in his head. It. Was. HORRIBLE!
"Oh, and this ones nice too!" Bakura said, tossing Kaiba yet another photograph! This one was of a person unfamiliar to Seto, but an obvious porn star! He felt his face go red.
Befor he knew it, Bakura had gotten completely carried away with his stash, and was throwing random photo's at Kaiba. Not even realizing who he was showing these to.
But Kaiba wasn't exactly complaining. (Bwahahahahahaha!)
"Here!"
"oof!" Something hard hit Kaiba in the stomach. What the- Beer!
Bakura had thrown an unopened bottle of beer at Kaiba, and was drinking one himself.
"Mays as well do the whole shibang!" He said, taking another gulp.
(AC: that means if he's gonna look through porn, he mays as well be drinking while doin it.)
Kaiba looked down at the beer. Well, I am thirsty… What harm could it do? Kaiba took a giant gulp of the beverage, choking slightly. He took another chug to stop coughing.
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"Hello? Anybody home?"
Tea knocked on the door. "I did say I'd be here in an hour… hmmm…"
Tea turned the door handle. To her surprise, it was unlocked. She walked in.
"Hello?" She repeated. The apartment seemed empty. She continued to walk in, closing the door behind her. "Ryou?" She called out.
She heard distant giggling from down the hall. Giggling?
She slowly walked to the back of the apartment, where Ryou's room was, also where all the laughter was coming from.
Tea finally got to the door, and slid her head through the crack. What she saw, made her face explode! Well, ummm… maybe that's not the write wording.
Semantha and Ryou, no BAKURA, were on the floor, surrounded by a pile of magazines, and SEVERAL EMPTY BEER BOTTLES!
"Oh! And look at this one! She's got f-four boobs!" Gluttered an obvious drunk Bakura!
"N-n-n-no! S-She's got 3! Y-your just to DRUNK to t-tell the d-differnce…ence…ence…" Just for the record, there's only 2.
"Plllllsssssssssuuuuuu! (raspberry sound from mouth). You know what! You wanna do this girl!" Bakura grodgily held up a picture of Tea!
"Nnnnnnno! You… ya wanna do this girl!" Kaiba held up a picture of a guy!(Don't ask why that was there!)
"Wha-… she she she she she is too fat!"
"She's thinner than you!"
"You have a mustache!"
"I have a mustache?"
"I have a mustache?"
"What?"
"Eh?"
"huh?"
"Eh?"
"huh?"
"Eh?"
"huh?"
"Eh?"
"huh?"
"Oh my God! Your foots shaped like a bed!"
"That is a bed, you moron!"
"You got mustard on your chin."
"Where?"
"No the other one!" Evil snicker.
"Hey! Your c-calling me fat!"
"So?"
"Spluttttterresschhummt"
"Fatty!"
"Smatty!"
"Clatty!"
KISS
"Oh my God!" Tea said to herself. Bakura had fallen onto Kaiba, and accidentally kissed him, the only thing, Kaiba had grabbed Bakura and started kissing him back. Now Bakura regained balance, grabbed Kaiba around the waist, and started kissin him on the ground!
(OH MY GOD! I just ventured into yaoi! Oh well, there drunk so it doesn't matter)
"Kaiba's kissing Bakura! Holy Cow! He's, or they, have had way tooooo much to drink!"
Tea walked into the room. Stepping over random beer bottles. It was than that she noticed that the pictures and magazines were full of… porn!
"What the"- She blushed madly at the photos. "What's this?" She picked up a photo closest to the couple, who still hadn't noticed her. It was of herself!
"WHY THOSE DIRTY SONS OF BIT"- Oh, I'll get you for this! Tea grabbed in her purse for her cellphone. Lucky for her, it was the new kind, and could record up to 5 minutes of video footage.
She laughed evilly. This will teach you!
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AC:wowwowowowowowowowowowow! That was my longest chapter ever! I think I got a bit too corny in there, and rushed it a bit, but too bad! Huff… so tired of typing, I won't write much!
This was really crappy. Yeah, I know! So just leave me a review telling me how crappy it is, and what I should do (in the story) to make it up to you! Don't be too hard. I'm running out of ideas!
Bwajahahahahahajajajajajagagagajajajafafagahhagagagagafafafafhahahahaha!
PS. Kaiba's sox rox!
PPs. blurgelsmocht! That's right! Ohhhhhy! How I hate Serenity! She pisses the pooh out of me! GGGrrrrrrrrr…… I hate when Seto is forced to lo-lo- like her in stories! I cry for him! But I don't hold a grudge against those who like Serenity, in fact I don't mind you at all! She's just too babyish. SSSSSSSSSSSSsoooooooooooooooooooooooo unlike Joey! Huzzah!