I didn't update because, like you readers, I AM also a reader! I was reading some really great, LONG stories!
Seta Kaibelle
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THIS IS TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE READING THIS!
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0… ok, I have your attention! I was reading through my story… and I have some VERY unfortunate news! I HAVE A WHOLE CHAPTER MISSING! I am missing a chapter between ch.6 and ch.7! I CANNOT fix this problem, so if you want to know what happened, ask me! It isn't THAT essential, but it will clear up A LOT of things, that may be confusing!
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8More bad news: this is only for the reviewer "Seto's Princess". Unfortunately, I got this HUGE virus on my computer, and it screwed up my email somehow, so I can't send any pictures over email. The person I was gonna send the email with, won't let me! Pooh!
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Seto's Princess! Did you read the above?
Chapter 21: Tea is a bitch!
Tea took a seat on the bed, still recording, and still trying not to laugh her face off! She couldn't believe that the two hadn't noticed her yet. They must be really drunk!
"ZZzzz… ZZzzzz…!"
"What the"- Tea gasped! The two boys had just fallen asleep. Just like that! For no fricken reason at all! She peered at them. Of course, seeing as they were just kissing awhile ago, they were still in eachothers arms. Just like an old married couple! (snicker.)
"Darn! That was barely a minute of video footage. How am I gonna get back at them with only a sliver of humiliation. Sigh…. Wait, I've got it!" Tea eyed the bottles, the photos, and the clothes Bakura had stashed away!
"Bwahahahahaha… I am SO evil!" She went to work, grabbing everything she would need!
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"Oh my gosh. OH MY GOSH! OH MY GO-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tea couldn't take it. She fell to the floor laughing. It was just tooooooo funny!
Now remember… The two sleeping people are totally out of it cause their drunk. Nothing, NOTHING could wake them up! Even when they were awake!
First, seeing as Bakura was the one with the pictures, she gave him the worst. She took off his shirt, and took off his pants. NOT HIS BOXERS! Tea grabbed a bra and put it on him with a lot of difficulty. But it was worth it! She than grabbed a really red pair of panties, and slid it over his boxers, so it would stand out. Than, with LOT'S of difffculty, she dragged him over to the bed, and put him on it.
"Fewf… this is hard work!"
Her attention than found itself on Kaiba. "Hmmm… this is gonna be hard." Tea couldn't take off Kaiba's clothes, seeing as he was a girl, and besides, anything she would dress him up in, wouldn't be new.
"Eurika!" He has too have it here somewhere. Tea started going through the other closet. She was SO lucky Ryou was,… she didn't want to say girly but… in touch with his feminine side. Yes, Ryou did all the school plays, and when he was finished, he would always keep his costume as a souvenir.
"Aha!" She found it. Ryou's guard costume from the school play, Aladdin! (AC: I'm trying to be realistic!) It was complete with a huge turban, and a giant ass curved sword!
Tea quickly, dressed Kaiba up! (don't worry, it get's better!)
With that, she spread Bakura eagle like over the bed. Than, grabbing some remaining bra's, she started tying each of his limbs to one of the four posts of his bed. That on it's own was hilarious, but Tea wasn't done yet!
She picked up Kaiba, (a much easier, but still difficult process) and dumped him on the bed next to Bakura. Tea arranged Kaiba with her head near Bakura and an arm around Bakura's waste. With the other arm, clutching the sword, Tea slid the end of the sword under Bakura's bra. Don't worry, seeing as Bakura's a man, and the sword is fake, it didn't hurt.
The result: It appeared Kaiba had stripped Bakura, and tied him to the bed. It also appeared that the unconscious Kaiba was trying to cut a certain article of clothing off of Bakura, for a very special reason! Bwahahahahahahaha! The result was hilarious! Come on… in real life, you would be laughin your head off if you saw to people you knew accidently sleeping together! This is MUCH worse!
Tea filmed it, took a picture of it, and saved it onto her cellphone files and screen saver! Bwahahahahaha!
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"Now… all I have to do is sit and wait!" She eyed the cold tea. "Hmmm… it may take a while for them to wake up, so I'll just make myself at home." Tea went out of the bedroom to watch TV, and make a new tea.
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"Mmmmm… I would never have guessed Ryou had so many cookies and sweets in his house. Oh well, it was probably Bakura's doing. Mine now…" Munch… munch…
Seeing as there was nothing on TV, Tea decided to put on a movie. Her favorite one, Aladdin! (AC" hooray! I absolutely adore this movie! It was the best one ever created in the galaxy! Well, put aside from all the anime movies… and Spiderman2! I do not own any of these movie's!). Besides, dressing Kaiba in the guard costume, really sparked her interest!
The movie was at her favourite song. "Prince Allieeee… gorgeous is heeeeeeeeeeeee… AlliabwabaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGG!"
What! That isn't part of the song!
"AaaaaaaaGGGGGHHhhhhhh!"
Again with the scream? Who-? Oh crap!.!.!.!.!.!
From inside the bedroom, the two boys had awaken…
Dun dun dahhhhhhh..
(I should leave it off right her! Not!)
"damn! Oh shit!" Tea had gotten so carried away in her movie, she forgot to set up the last part of her plan. Run away!
Tea flicked off the TV and ran to the front door. She had planned to make it seem like she was just walking in, as the two boys awoke. You know, so she wouldn't get blamed.
There it was! The front door was right ahead! She need only to open it and she would be-
"YOU!"
Tea turned around slowly.
It was too late.
"Gardener! GET YOUR FILTHY ASS BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!"
How am I gonna get out of this one? Tea thought sadly. Damn Aladdin and his possessive dancing! DAMN! There's only one escape… RUN LIKE HELL!
Tea smashed open the door (not literally), and flew through (literally).
"Oh damn! I forgot. It's an apartment!" Since Tea ran into a wide open LONG hallway, she was in plain view to all. Including the ones chasing after her. No hiding, no tricking, no escape!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHh!" She screamed as she sped down the hall.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'LL WISH I WAS BORN WITHOUT THEM!"
(ac: I was never good at comeback lines…)
"Oh for fricken, shitten, poopin SAKE! You have to be kiddin me!" Unfortunately for Tea, another disadvantage of apartments were the elevators. And that was just the thing Tea collided with.
She frantically pushed the button. "Come on, come on…!"
"Damnit! This thing has to be brok- YES!" The elevator door opened wide, and Tea thankfully pushed in.
But Kaiba and Bakura were not far behind.
"Oh no you don't!" Bakura yelled as he grabbed Tea's shirt. "Gottcha-ACK!"
Kaiba was still running, so of course he ran straight into Bakura who made the most sudden fricken stop in the whole world.
"AHHHH!" The THREE of them yelled as they all tumbled into the elevator.
The elevator door closed.
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(AC: geeze, I should really stop it here, but I have sooooooo much time to spare!) ENJOY!
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"That's my leg!"
"That's my arm!"
"Could someone please get off of my face?"
"As soon as you get your foot out of my ass!"
"Not My ass! HIS!"
"Well I can't see!"
"Do you want that to be permanent?"
"No…"
"Then move your FOOT!"
"OK!"
"OUCH! Not yours, hers!"
(many minutes of shifting body parts later…)
"Gardener! I AM SO GONNA KILL YOU!"
Gulp. "Wha… What do you mean Bakura?"
"YOU NOW DAMN (F'IN) STRAIGHT WHAT I MEAN!"
"HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT TO ME, GARDENER!"
Bakura turned to Kaiba. "Shall we kill her then?"
"Lets!"
The two furious teenagers turned to Tea, who was cowering in a corner.
"This is gonna be good!" Bakura said cracking his knuckles.
"After this, your gonna need those photo's in your room to actually remember what she looks like!". Kaiba said, smirking evilly.
Gulp! "N-Now come on guys… don't be too hasty-"
"JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP AND BE PREPARED FOR THE BEAting of a lifetime!"
"YEaH! Nobody put's me in a guard costume, and forces me to touch another man!"
"GUARD COSTUME! WOULD YA LOOK AT ME! I'M IN FRICKEN UNDERWEAR! NOT TO MENTION, I WAS TIED TO A BED!"
"Oh yeah… bwahahahahaha! Your in underwear!"
"Shut up MRS. SEXUAL ASSAULTER!"
"HEY! I DIDN'T SEXUALY ASSAULT YOU! YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD. Not that I would assault anyone…."
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE TRYING TO RIP OFF MY BRA WITH A SWORD!"
(O.O) "YOU DON'T EVEN WEAR BRA'S! IT WAS A FRICKEN SETUP YOU DISGUSTING PERVE! GEEZE, ONLY YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE WANTS TO "REALLY" TIE YOU TO A BED AND RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES!"
"NUH UH!"
"UH HUH!"
"NUH UH!"
"UH HUH!"
"OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! We are forgetting the most important factor here…"
"What?"
"It's all Gardeners fault!"
"Damn!" Tea was hoping they would forget about her before the elevator got to its destination, so she could quietly sneak out.
"Oh Yeah! You're not going anywhere Gardener!" Bakura sneared.
Both Bakura and Kaiba pulled back their fists. "This is it!"
They both threw their fists forward when-
"DING!"
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"Oh… Uhhhh… I'm… sorry?"
The elevator door just slid open, and a respectable looking man in a business suit just walked in, carrying a briefcase.
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE sweat dropped.
Now this sight was indeed, quite the awkward one. Just imagine, after an ordinary civil day of work, you come home and use the elevator. Upon opening the elevator door, you spot a girl cowering in the corner of the elevator with cookies all over her face. If that wasn't enough, you see another girl about to punch her, dressed as a guard from Aladdin. AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! You see a MAN dressed in girls underwear, about to also punch the first girl! Now that IS odd!
"Excuse me. I hope I'm not… interrupting anything?"
Akward silence.
The girl with cookie crumbs all over her face, stood up and quickly grabbed the man, pulling him in the elevator.
"No! Not at all! Please come in!"
Tea figured as long as this man was here, she was safe. She was right.
Slowly, the elevator continued it's decent.
Everyone stood stock still, Tea still clutching the man for dear life.
Really long akward silence
"Well,… this is… nice?" The man said, interrupting the uncomfortable silence.
"Yes… nice…"
"Quite…"
"Indeed…"
More awkward silence.
"DING"
"Oh, well here's my stop! Gotta go, bye!" Tea made to leave the elevator.
"Come back here-GAKKK!"
Tea through the man she was clutching at Kaiba and Bakura, who made to go after her.
They fell back into the elevator, screeching angrily as it closed.
"Fewf!" Tea sighed as she finally escaped the wrath of Bakura and Kaiba. When you think about it, those are the ABSOLUTE worst people to get in a fight with! Even when one of them is a girl.
She leaned against the wall, as she nervously listened to the yelling from behind the elevator, as it began to descend, once again.
"OUCH!"
"Who's touching my leg?"
"Who's touching my but?"
"Has anyone seen my glasses?"
ThankGod that's over! Tea said slumping against the wall. "You know what? Mentle note. : Never piss off the two most dangerous men in the world again!"
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AC: The END! Not of the story, just of the chapter! Wow! I'm so lazy!
Start expecting only 1-2 updates a week!
Let's see… what's happening in my life?
Nothing
I just finished eating an entire dinner meal by myself! I mean, for Pete's sake! My mom just cooked chicken, peas and rice. She set the table for four. Put out the drinks. Put out the sauce. Set up everything, and called me for dinner. I go to wash my hands, and when I sit down, EVERYONE leaves! They all go to my brother's hockey game! So I'm sitting at a table, with a dinner for four, than my mom tells me to clean it ALL up when I'm finished! COME ON! This may not seem weird, but in my family, we ALWAYS eat together! I was SOOOOOO pissed
Well, my dad felt kinda bad, (I don't know why), so he promised to buy me anything I want tomorrow! HOORAY! OK, OK, OK! I know what you're thinking… COMPLETE SPOILED brat! So not true! It's just I've been bugging my dad for months now to buy me this thing, so he finally agreed to buy it if I was good. (he put it off cause of the peanut butter thing!) So now, he's finally using this as an excuse to give me what I want, without seeming like he is week and gullable. Strange eh? OH well! You know what I'm getting? YUGIOH UNCUT SEASON ONE! HOOR-FRICKEN-AY!
Well, good bye! And remember, if your gonna do a drug, do rice Pudding!
Or pans! (but never pot!)
You know what? Scratch that! Don't do drugs. Hooray! They suck and taste like milk that was sitting on the counter for 4 days. That was old. That was micro waved. That was green. … yeah, well… whatever!