Hey Ac, it's Ar.
I have been trying to contact you FOReVER. GRRRRRR!
I've tried phone, cell phone, email. EVERYTHING!
So I've finally decided to leave you a message on your document.
I remembered you telling me you downloaded an incomplete file, so I know you'll be on it tonight.
Anyways: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME YET! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SLEAP OVER THIS WEEKEND, BUT HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T REPLY.
U R SO REATARDED.
By the way, you can delete this message when you finish reading it.
Tanks-a-villion!
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Bwahahahahaha! Ar is gonna be so pissed when she see's I didn't delete this. But it's her own fault. The file was specifically labeled "Seta Kaibelle… don't you dare touch di AR, it ain't finishied! Booger worm fac"
Yeah, we label our documents with weird names… also with bad spelling. Bwahahahahahahaha! I won't have any arms tomorrow.
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Seta Kaibelle?
Chapter22:
"Ok! Enough's enough! I want to switch my clothes now!"
"And I WANT clothes now!"
The elevator started going up. The boys figure that Tea would have been long gone by the time the elevator opened, and it would just be TOO weird if they started looking for her in their outfits.
Seto took off his guard hat. "This really sucks!" he sighed.
"Now you know why I only use pictures of her, and not the real thing." Bakura smirked. Kaiba gave him a sly look, than added a smirk himself.
"I know what you mean,"
Both boys crossed their arms, and leaned against two opposite walls. They stood like that for awhile when-
"What are you looking at?" Kaiba sneered evilly at the business man, still standing in a corner.
The man was staring at Kaiba, with an… odd look on his face. No, not lust, or hunger, just odd. Almost, like he was in horror or shock.
"N-Nothing!" The man stuttered and quickly turned away.
Kaiba huffed angrily, and once again averted his own gaze to the ground. Feeling the presence of eyes, once again on his back, he looked up.
"What?" He nearly shouted. The man was once again looking at him.
"Oh, ummm… n-nothing!" Once again, he looked away.
"DING"
"Finally…" Kaiba muttered under his breath, as he and Bakura exited the elevator, onto Ryou's house level.
Unbeknownst to Kaiba, the man took special care to memorize the floor level, and which door he entered.
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"Bakura! I can't find my clothes!" Kaiba shouted rather angrily from the bedroom door frame.
"Join the club!" Bakura shouted angrily back. "It's like, she through out all my clothes while I was sleeping."
"No! You still have a closet full of shit to wear." Kaiba yelled madly back.
"Oh No! There is no way in hell I'm wearing those things. Those are Ryou's! I DO NOT wear sweater vests and bowties!"
"HA! OK, I'll see you in lady's underwear all day!"
"What makes you think you're staying here all day?"
"Ummm…"
"As soon as you get out of my… I mean, RYOU'S costume(O.O), your outta here!"
"So nice to see people with manners these days!"
"Damn straight!"
"YOU WANNA GO!"
"I WOULD PUNCH YOU OUT IN A SECOND, IF YOU WEREN'T A MEASILY GIRL!"
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I AM NO GIR"-
---bang Bang Bang---
(O.O) "Who the bloody hell could that be?" Bakura said under his breath. "Someone would have buzzed the intercom system if they wanted to visit."
Bakura slowly started to make his way to the door, at the end of the hall.
---Bang Bang Bang---
"Open Up In The Name Of The Law!"
"The police?" Bakura questioned. "Damn! What did they find out about this time?" Bakura started retreating back down the hall.
SMASH!
Bakura's door, flew open, and smashed against the wall. The policeman at the entrance spotted the running figure. "HALT!" He cried.
Bakura flung into his bedroom. "The window!" He gasped.
He started trying to open the window, but it was too late. The police men had already gathered into the room.
(AC: Now remember, Bakura doesn't have his millennium ring on! Only undies!)
"Get them!" One officer cried. About 5 different men, flung themselves on Bakura and Kaiba. 3 to B. 2 to K.
"GAKKK!" Yelled Kaiba, as he was completely taken by surprise. He hadn't even realized they were here, until he found himself drowned in them.
"QUICK! Handcuff them!"
Kaiba felt himself being turned over, and grabbed roughly by the wrists. He attempted to kick his captors, but the STUPID Aladdin guard parachute pants prevented him from doing so.
10 minutes later of vein struggling:
"All right boys, let's line up the criminals."
Criminals? Kaiba thought.
"Well, if these aren't the strangest bunch of villains I ever saw! A drag Queen (he smirked) and a demented swordsman"
"What do you mean by villains?" Kaiba interrogated, slanting his eyes.
"Who said you could talk! Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in court."
"COURT!" Kaiba and Bakura both shrieked.
"What the bloody hell did I do?"
The policeman glared at Kaiba. "You little missy… ARE BEING HELD FOR THE MURDER AND/OR KIDNAPPING OF SETO KAIBA!"
"Murder?"
Bakura stared at Kaiba. " You killed Seto Kaiba?"
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"Get in there you filthy schmutts!"
"OUCH!"
"WaTCH IT!"
Bakura and Kaiba were roughly pushed into a holding cell. Since they were arrested under phoner complaint, they were only put in the main cells, at the police station. PHONER COmPlAINT: when someone calls in, and issues a complaint or accusation about someone else. (I kinda made that up!)
"GOD DaMNIT! Murder! I didn't murder nobody!"
"YEAH! AND AS FAR AS I KNOW, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!"
"Shut up in there!" The guard shouted back, as he exited the hall, leaving the two all alone.
"GREAT, JUST GREAT! THEY COULD HAVE AT LEAST GIV VEN ME A CHANGE OF CLOTHES!"
"CHANGE CLOTHES? I NEED CLOTHES! I'M IN FRICKEN LADY'S UNDERWEAR FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"
"you know what… your right! No matter how bad a situation is, someone else's is always worse!"
"GEEZE! Thanks, I feel sooooooo much better!"
The two had slumped down to the floor of the cold cell, huffing angrily. It was true though, the policemen hadn't let the two change, saying that their outfits were important EVIDENCE!
"Shit!" They both cursed.
"I always hate spending nights here."
"You've spent the night here befor?"
"Well, in a way… I always do something bad, but when they through me in jail, I just switch minds with Ryou. It's kinda convenient."
"Uh… huh…"
Awkward silence:
"So… did you really kill Seto Kaiba?"
"Oh yeah! I did it last week while I was trimming mustaches with Scooby doo! (don't own Scooby doo)!"
"Really?"
"NO!"
"OH?... hmmm… I wonder what happened to him though? It's not everyday, rich billionaire's go missing. I wonder who really killed him?"
SIGH! "Nobody killed him!"
"How would you know?"
"Well, ummm… I-I…"-
Seto's incompetent stuttering was interrupted by loud yelling at the end of the hall.
"He Started it!"
"No! He did!"
"Would the two of you bone heads SHUTUP! You are under police arrest here. Learn some respect and basest of authority!"
"BUT"-
"SHUT UP!"
Kaiba and Bakura strained there necks to see what was happening. It appeared two new people were being forced into jail as well. Only they were putting up much more of a fight.
"Better put them in two separate cells, Bob. They'll be tearing each others throats out all night."
"Oh. OK."
They watched as one of the two men was shoved into the opposite cell, and the other was pushed into none other than there own. It appeared Bob, forgot about the two other new recruits. He locked up the two cages before he quickly left, without even a look back.
"Stupidmother(f'in)sonofabi…" A string of curses came from the new hunched figure.
Kaiba couldn't tell who it was.
"Damnit dork! You got us in jail!"
"Shut ya trap ya measly jerk!"
A long argument, filled with the crudest words followed, as the two unknown prisoners yelled at eachother through the bars.
After a long, long, long, long, LONG rude conversation had finally come to an end, the person in Kaiba's and Bakura's cell, finally flung themselves on one of the benches.
"Jackass…" He mumbled quietly to there self.
After another awkward silence, Bakura started once again questioning Kaiba about well… Kaiba!
"So, you positive you didn't kill Kaiba!"
"For the last goddamn bloody time, YE"-
"GAAKKKK!" Kaiba's answer was interrupted as the person lying on the bench, fell. HARD!
(O.O)
"What's with him?" Bakura whispered to Kaiba.
"I don't"-
"WHO KILLED KAIBA?"
The person on the ground, stood to there full height, glaring at the two.
They couldn't see his face cause of the shadows, but his eyes sparkled menacingly at them. In fact, it was getting late now, so there was barely any light in the cell.
Bakura and Kaiba just stared at the evident male before them.
"I asked… WHICH ONE OF YOU KILLED KAIBA?"
"I… I didn't kill him!"
"Ha! Than why are you in here?" No answer followed. " That's what I thought. So come on… spill it!"
Again silence.
Sigh! "Geeze, and I thought I had finally found the one person who fulfilled my one greatest dream. Oh well…"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, ONE GREATEST DREAM?"
The person flopped back down onto the bench.
"Well, like most sane people, I HATE Kaiba! He's a complete asshole! You can just imagine how happy I was when I heard he was"-
"AAARRRGGGHHH!" Kaiba stood up from his spot, and ran toward the lazy figure. He was ready to rip out the guy's mouth. Nobody talked about him that way. Especially someone as lowly as a street convict.
"Why YoU!"
"HEY! Whatsa doin?" The man rolled off the bench before Kaiba could hit him. Kaiba ended up smashing his fist against the hard bench!
"GRRrr…"
He was about to make another swipe at the boy, when the boy stood, and made an attack of his own.
"NOBODY, but nobody makes a swipe at me!"
"Well I just did!" Kaiba roared back. Bakura and the other prisoner watched in amazement.
(O.O)
The two started going at it like cats with rabies! No one got majorily hurt though, cause they were both evenly matched.
Damn! I could so take this guy, if it wasn't for this damn female body.
The man made a jerk; He had involuntarily brushed a lump on his attackers chest that shouldn't be here. Unless…
GAAKKKK! He was fighting a girl. !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!
With his new found, somewhat disturbing knowledge, he threw his weight forward, using all his might to pin the girl down. Just what kind of girl could fight that good? And just what kind of girl fought like a man?
Kaiba felt himself become trapped between the floor and someone else's body.
Shit!
The attacker had made special care to pin the girl in the light, so he could see who she was.
Her hair covered her face.
He got up on his knees, still pinning her down. He put one arm over her throat to surpress any involuntary biting. With the other hand, he brushed away her hair.
What he saw, made his face drain of blood.
"Se-Semantha?"
"Joey?"
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AC: YES! Hooray! I finally got that luvable teddy bear back into the picture… JOEY! I lovvvvvvvee him! He's just sooo cute. But never as cool as Kaiba and Bakura! Their cool as ice! Come on, Kaiba has those icy eyes, and Bakura has that frosty hair!
You can't argue with those statistics!
Ummmmm… I haven't checked my emails in a couple days, so I don't know if there's any new comments or questions.
Does anyone out there read Shonen Jump? (don't own that product!)
I FRICKEN DO! It is the greatest comic book to ever live! IT HAS EVERYTHING! Yugioh, Naruto, Hikaru No Go, One Piece, YuYuHakusho, and many more! I do not own any of those comics by the way! Or graphic novel, whichever you prefer.
Hmmm… I'm gonna make my own graphic novel one day, and than I can right about it, and gladly say "I own This Comic!" That will be my paradise!
Huzzah! It snows It snows! It was snowing the other day! Already! Hooray! It's only mid-Novemeber. Well, that isn't that early for Canada, eh?
Ah, well… gudintak!