Jogging Memories: Joey met Kaiba as girl at the beginningof the story, when Kaiba got lost, and found by three thugs. Joey saved (sarcasm) Kaiba and somehow took her to a hotel thingy!
Missed chappie:
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basically, Joey and Kaiba got into a big argument, and they went there separate ways. But Joey see's Kaiba on the streets and feels bad for her, he than offers to take her home on his motorcycle. Yadda yadda happens, than Kaiba finally agrees and asks Joey to take him to a hotel!
Seta Kaibelle
HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!
I am setting up a REALLY cheap website, that is sooooo cheap. But who cares? It's MY website. It will hold pictures of MY art, and other details about me and my friends. Although, I'm not sure if I will put pictures of me on it. Oh well… I'll decide later on.
I'm thinking of calling it "(something)AmazingArtDOTcom"
I haven't decided on the first bit, but I will get to it soon enough. I'll put a weblink when it's set up!
Chapter 23: It's Not a Thong!
"What the hell are you doing here?" They both yelled at once.
(O.O)
Awkward silence:
"Ummm… could you get off of me now?"
"What? Oh, right!" Joey practically flew off of Kaiba, landing on the opposite wall.
Kaiba stood up and brushed off his pants.
"So, why the hell are you here, Semantha?" Joey questioned once again, slanting his eyes, and tilting his head.
"I could ask you the same thing."
"I asked first."
"So?"
"Hmmm… Fine, if I tell you, you tell me!"
"No."
"WHA?"-
"I don't have to tell you anything!"
"Why you"-
"Oh for Pete's sake! She's in here for murdering Seto Kaiba!"
(O.O)
"Bakura?"
"What?"
"Why are you here?"
"Hmph! I don't have a fricken clue! As far as I know, it's all her fault!" Bakura jabbed a thumb in the direction of Kaiba.
"My fault? Why you!" Kaiba made a new lounge, this time at Bakura.
Before he was a meter away from Bakura, someone grabbed him from behind and pinned his arms behind his back.
"Ho there! Let's calm down now."
Seeing as resistance was futile, (that sounded gay), Kaiba stopped trying to kill Bakura, and obeyed as his holder steered him toward a bench. There, he sat down with a thud.
THUD!
"Now, let's sort this out. Why are you two really here?"
"Hey!"
"Fine, Ok! I'm here cause I was caught in a gang fight with that ass over there." Joey motioned to the cell across from him.
"watch it!" An angry voice yelled back.
"No, you!"
"Jack hole!"
"Momma's boy"
"lesb"-
"YOU KNOW WHAT? SHUT UP!" Bakura yelled over the babbling boys.
Both boys stared at Bakura.
(O.O)
"Ummm… Bakura? Why are you wearing a thong?"
(X.X) "IT'S NOT A THONG!"
Sweat Drop!
"Riiiiiiightttt… Ummm… but still. Why are you wearing… undergarments?" Joey picked his words carefully.
"YOU WANNA KNOW WHY! I'LL TELL YA WHY! BECAUSE THAT STUPID RETARDED SLIMY GAY (sexy) FRIEND OF YOURS! TEA!"
(O.O)
"Tea did this?"
"Damn right! And she put me in this stupid retarded slimy gay (sexy?) Aladdin guard costume!"
"GRRRR… WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER, I'LL"-
Bakura started smashing the wall into pieces.
(O.O)
"Hey!"
"Oops, sorry…"
The wall showed a giant whole that led to the chief of police's office. Where he was drinking a froothy smoothy and a cheap donut.
10 minutes later:
A giant garbage bag was taped over the whole, since everyone else was too lazy to fix it. The prisoners of the cell were than given a stern talking to about how they should stay at least 3 feet away from the whole. Frankly, I think there all idiots!
Joey let out a low whistle.
"Wow, what in hell did you two do to get Tea mad? I mean, I remember the last time I got her mad, it was because I "tripped" and "accidently" pulled down her skirt. Oh man! My triangles are still sore!"
"Hmph!"
It was obvious Bakura didn't want to talk about it. Joey smirked.
"Now I know it's gotta be worse than what I did, come on Bakura! Spit it!"
"I most certainly will not!" He sneered back.
"Fine!" He turned to Semantha. "You can tell me Semantha!"
Kaiba snorted. "In all honesty, I would never tell you if my life depended on it, but you're not the one I'm mad at. If it wasn't for Bakura, I'd still have my clothes on!"
"DON'T YOU DARE"-
"Well, Tea found Bakura with 20 billion photo's of her stashed in his closet!"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"Hmmm… that isn't that bad…"
"IN THE NUDE, along with 50 trillion other porn pic's!"
(Oo) "WHAT!"
"THAT'S IT! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD!"
Bakura stood from his spot on the ground and started running toward Kaiba.
Punch
Kick
Slap
Bite
OUCH! My triangles!
Bang
Scrape
And so it went on.
Joey stood, his back pressed against the wall. (O.O)
"YEAH! All right! Cat fight! Cat fight!"
Bakura and Kaiba both immediately stopped there fight cloud to look at Joey with deadly glares in their eyes.
"What did you say?" They both asked.
"Cat… fight?"
"CAT FIGHT'S ARE FOR GIRLS!" they shouted back.
"Yeah," Joey grinned. "I know!"
"Why you!"
They both grabbed Joey, and brought him into there fight cloud of doom!
Bang
Smash
Twist punch
Who's foot is up my but?
Slap
Kick
Boom
"Hey! Break it up in there!" A police officer, obviously hearing the noise, came in to investigate. That's when they found the most ginormous fight cloud they ever saw. The police officer quickly called over some back up, and joined the cloud, making it even bigger!
Crash
Pinch
Kick
Punch
Slap
Handcuffs?
(O.O) ? (O.O) ? (O.O) ?
The officers had pinned the three fighting criminals and were hauling them away. To the infirmary?
Yes, in there fight, they all got SERIOUSLY hurt! Especially Joey!
Medical info. On patients:
Semantha-cast for right arm, one broken leg, lot's of band aids.
Bakura- cast around head, neck brace, broken leg, jumbo bandages, broken fingers
Joey- cast on… well, let's just say he's probably gonna die young, very young!
5 minutes later:
"Back in the cell for you!"
The police men through all three of the prisoners back into their original cell, rather unceremoniously!
Kaiba yelled "OOF" as he roughly landed on Bakura, who yelled "OUCH" as he roughly landed on Joey, who yelled "HOLY MOTHER (F'IN) SHITDAMNITCRUDAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The pain was just too intense.
"This would have never happened if you hadn't said anything to Joey!" Bakura snapped at Kaiba.
"Oh please, you were asking for it!" Kaiba snapped back.
"Oh yeah! That's right! You were dressed like this because Tea found dirty pictures of her in your room! Someone's been a naughty, naughty boy!" Joey said, his voice muffled through his body cast, that just so happened to caver every mm of his body!
"Don't push it…" Bakura threatened.
"No no! Not at all, I was just wandering… can I borrow the pictures?"
(O.O)
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AC: And there you have it! The next chappie. Hoozah!
I don't think I'm gonna writer anything!
Just tell ya about upcoming stories!
HPYGO crossover! Yugioh characters are professors at Hogwarts, and everybody hates them! Seto is Snape (duh), the students bully Yugi, no one can stand Tea, everyone throughs tomatoes at Joey, and Ryou gets drunk… I think!
Green Pea Soup!- all yugi wanted was to eat his green pea soup! But don top recent events, he never will!
The one about Tea and the rich house and yatta yatta… I already told yopu about it!
ThInKinG!
(don't own Harry Potter or Yugioh!)