Seta Kaibelle?
Hey-a Hi-a Ho-a!
Last chappie ended in the most abnormal spot. I actually wasn't finished writing it. I had to go up for din din! (yum)
…no announcements.
OH WAIT! I JUST THOUGH OF ONE!
My new story! I already started typing it! It's extremely gay… NOT THAT KINDA GAY! It's a crossover from Harry potter and yugioh! Ummm… I think it's really funny! But I do believe it will go under the Harry Potter category. That's strange to say because the story mostly revolves around Yugioh! Basically, the yugioh charactsrers are the Hoqwarts teachers. Yugi is a freak, no one can stand Tea, everyone throws tomatoes at Joey, Bakura… well…, and Seto is Snape (DUH!). Maybe even worse than Snape! I find this story quite hilarious.
Spoilers: the first chapter is an introduction of the story (bwahahahah) and Harry won't have a lead role. He will be in it, but not as much as the new professor's.
Sigh! I was never good at spoilers!
Disclaimer: (wow! I can't remember the last time I did this thing… I don't think that's something to be proud about…) I do not own Yugioh or Harry Potter!
Chapter 23:BIG buts and BAD surprises
Night time had fallen and the everyone in the jail was fast asleep.
(Snort! You wish!)
"Grrrrr! I can't take this anymore! I want out! NOW!"
"Yeah, and how the hell are you going to do that?" Asked a groggy Joey to a cranky Bakura.
"Hmph! You are forgetting fool. I am the greatest thief of all time! I can sneak past any obstacle, slit any throat! Do anything!"
"Yeah… anything. That is… anything besides not get pranked by TEA!"
"DON'T PUSH ME!"
"Would you two shut up! Right now, we need a plan, NOT TWO RETARDED FAT PIGS EATING EACHOTHERS FACES!"
(O.O)
"Was that a dis?"
"SHUT UP AND START THINKING!"
Hmmm…
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"I GOT IT!"
"Really?"
"Yes! It's so simple!" Bakura continued to say with dominance written all over his face. "Listen closely!"
Kaiba and Joey leaned in.
"OK, weighing the equilabrim with our optimist positives, we can classify our calculative assembly to the exterior purpose of our mode. In senquensive point of analysis, we can use the primary regionoid as a standard lever to balance our rhibosymic portulation! There for, our escape!"
(O.O)
Joey- "What the fu"-
Kaiba smirked. "That plan is perfect! We'll be out of here in no time!"
"Indeed, my favorite part is the action where we use the primary regionoid!"
"I think the senquisitive point analysis was the basis."
(O.O) (X.X) "Would some one please explain to me what the plan is in JAPANESE!"
Kaiba and Bakura snorted!
"Well, basically, we're gonna go through that whole in the wall."
Kaiba pointed to the whole covered with a garbage bag.
Joey's jaw hit the ground! (ouch)
"THAT'S WHAT YOU WEERE SAYING! WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST SAID WE WERE GONNA GO THROUGH A WHOLE!"
Bakuara chuckled. "I said it in scientific terms simply because I can!"
"Grrr… Why I outta"-
"Come on, let's go!"
The three started moving toward the whole. It was a good thing it was night time, because they were still wearing there gay costumes. Most of their bandages were taken off, except for a couple band aids. Well, Joey was slightly better. Now he had only a few casts around him.
They slowly started moving away the garbage bag, to reveal the whole. It was the size of a small window. Just big enough to squeeze through.
Bakura went first.
He hoisted himself up and slid easily through he whole. (GOD! He's sooooooo dreamy and slim! He's SEXAH!)
Kaiba and Joey glared at eachother.
"I think I should go next cause"-
"SHOVE ASIDE!"
Kaiba pushed Joey away and started pushing himself through the whole.
"Come on! Hurry up!"
"I'm coming!" Kaiba snapped back.
…
"Well?"
"Ummm… Bakura, Joey… I'm stuck."
FWOMP!
"What do you mean stuck?"
"I mean, I can't move through the whole, idiot!"
"Why?"
"Cause her but's too big!" Shouted Joey from the other side.
"WHY YOU!" Kaiba kicked out with his feet, and felt them collide with something that felt strangely like a nose.
"OUCH! I dink yu brokd my node!"
"I'll brake allot more than that if you don't shut up!"
SIGH! "Here, take my hands!" Bakura said holding his hands up. "On the count of three, I'm gonna pull!"
"Wha-? No"-
"THREE!" Bakura pulled.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
"Geeze, your really stuck in there, aren't you?" Bakura smirked. "Maybe the fools right, maybe your but is too big!"
"GRRRRRrrrrr… Say that one more time"-
"What'cha gonna do? Spit on me?"
"DON'T TEMPT ME!"
"HEY! It's not my fault your but is big!"
"IT'S NOT BIG! I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE LARGER HIPS THAN YOU!"
"Whatever…" Mumbled Bakura under his breath. "We still need a way to get you through."
"Well you better think fast! Because I can tell you, I'm not enjoying being stuck in mid air, through a wall, with who knows who looking at my but! You better not be looking at my but MUTT!"
No reply
"Mutt? … MUTT!"
"Relax! I'm just thinking!" Came Joey's voice.
(O.O)
Bakura and Kaiba- "Thinking?"
"Yeah, how to get you through. Hmmm… we could stay here and force you to become anorexic."
"OH WOW! THAT'S THE MOST FRICKEN GENIUS PLAN I EVER HEARD!"
"I'm trying here!"
Snorts! "I can tell-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BUT!"
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What happened on Joey's end.
"I'm trying here!" Joey shouted back through the wall.
Hmmm…? What's this?
Seeing Semantha's butt, he decides to put his genius to the test, and try another approach of getting Semantha through the wall.
Joey poked Semantha's butt… REALLY HARD!
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Kaiba zoomed through the whole. Clutching his bottom!
"stupidfrickenjack-I'LL KILL YOU, YOU DIRTY MUTT!"
"SHHHHHHHHHH…!" Bakura hissed loudly. "We have to be quiet. Kill him later, but right now, we gotta get outta here."
Kaiba sulked, and took to just cursing under his breath, and giving Joey death glares every 2.5 seconds. He really was going to kill Joey one day.
"I think this is the exit," Bakura whispered to the other two. " Let's go!"
All huddled together, the three opened the door and slipped inside. The room was dark.
They started walking again when-
"SURPRISE!"
"WHAT THE HELL!"- They all screamed
Banners and streamers hung everywhere. Confetti fell, noise makers were blown, and balloons decorated the walls.
WHY?
The three idiots had just walked in on the chief officers surprise party.
IDIOT's!
Everyone just stood there staring.
…
(O.O)
(X.X)
(Oo)
(--)
"What's going on here?" All the policeman and idiots shouted.
Joey- somehow, I don't feel right
Bakura- why did I have to chose this door?
Kaiba- SHIT!
"Get'tem!" All the police officers ran toward the escapees, and jumped on them.
CRAP!
Now, you must remember. This is a surprise party, and there is always a lot of people at a surprise party! So, naturally, there was only a few billion officers.
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"Damnit!" They all sighed. They were once again thrown back into the cell.
But this time, it didn't come with a whole.
"What do we do now?"
"I don't know…"
…
"Hey you in there!"
The three villains looked up from pouting towards the floor.
"It's time for your phone call each."
You could have been blind from the radiant light beaming off all their faces. They almost forgot about that, their phone call!
"Me first!"
"No me!"
"I wanna go!"
"Be quiet all of you! Now, I'm the police officer, so I will decide who goes first!" The officer said, making all three kids shut up. They all put on the most innocent eyes they could. Kaiba even dared to bat his eyelashes. (O.O)
"Hmmm… let's see here. How to decide. I know! Of course, lady's first!"
For once, and ONLY once was Kaiba glad to be a girl. He gave Joey and Bakura dirty, smirking looks, and made to stand up.
"So that means the white head goes first!" The police man pointed to Bakura.
FWOMP!
"HEY!" Kaiba shouted.
Normally Bakura would have been heaping mad, but he really wanted that phone call. He stood up sticking his tongue out at Kaiba, while the officer led him to the phone.
Hmmm… Who should I call? Let's see. Normally Ryou calls Tea, but since Tea turned into a FRICKEN SHITTY MORONIC (sexy?) DICK HEAD, I'll have to phone someone else.
The police man handed Bakura a quarter.
Hmmm… you know what? I don't have any other friends! AND NO! I will never ask for help from that shrimpy Yugi! Who the hell can I call?
Deep thoughts.
Well, let's think. Ummm… Ryou is from England right? And he's English, right? And he's an English immigrant right? Because he's from England right? Sooooo…… I'll call England!
Bakura opened the phone book, and looked up the E's.
"Hey this looks like it!" Bakura said, and started dialing the number.
Ringadingaling! Ringadingaling!
"Hello! Prime minister office!"
"Hello! My name is Bak- ummm… My name is Ryou, and I would like to speak with the prime minister… please."
"One moment please, thankyou!"
Song comes on:
You are the only one I can LOOOOVVVEEE!
Without you, I would fall from AABBBBOOOOOOOVVEE!
IIIII LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOVVVVVEEE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!
Bakura's eyes started to twitch.
"I swear to GOD! I'll die if the prime minister doesn't come on NOW!"
"Hello?"
"HELLO! Oops… I mean, hello."
"Prime minister speaking."
"Yeah, listen you! I got put in jail and I'm British, and I'm in Japan right now, AND it smells very funny! Can you like get me out of here? Cause if you don't, I'll rip out your internal organs, and shove them down your throat with a box of 7 day old sushi!"
(O.O)
"Ummm… You don't happen to be related to Voldemort, do you?"
"How the hell did you know who I am- OOOPS! I mean, ummm… no, no at all! I've never even heard of him before!"
(X.X)
Listen, I ummm… have to go to…a … a meeting, yeah, that's right, so I'll just put you on hold!"
"Don't you dare!"-
I LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE you so much.
Your HHHHHHHHAAAAAIIIIRRRRRRR I wanna touch!
You are so SSSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYY!
"No! NOOOOOOOOOOO! The torture, the torture!"
Bakura fell to the floor twitching and screaming from the horrible song.
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"OK, who's next for phone calls?" Said the guard, throwing Bakura into the cell, who was still twitching!
"Me!" Shouted Kaiba, pushing Joey's head into the cement floor, and eyeing Bakura cautiously.
"Allright, follow me."
Kaiba followed the guard to the phone, and took his quarter.
Now who should I call? I defiantly can't call Mokuba! He'll never believe it's not me! I WOULD'VE called Tea but she turned into a FRICKEN SHITTY MORONIC (sexy?) DICK HEAD! Hmmm… Let's think! What was that emergency number Roland gave me to call when ever I was in trouble.
Oh yeah! 911! I wonder who it leads to? Oh well, this is an emergency!
Ringadingaling!
Strange, that sound seems to be coming from two places?
"Hello?"
"Hi! I'm calling for an emergency! I am trapped in a building with two other crazy men! We are all going to die if you don't came quick! Hurry! TIMES RUNNING OUT!"
"WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE MAM! HOLD TIGHT! WE'RE LEAVING RIGHT NOW!"
"THANKYOU!" Kaiba cried.
He was suddenly on the ground, with many footprints on his face, as 20 billion police officers ran over him.
"What's the big idea?" He cried as he was carried by the crowd back to his cell, where somehow he was put back into it!
"We gotta go! Some poor nice lady is trapped in a building with two stupid evil men! We gotta save her!"
(O.O)
"Oh, for Pete's sa"-
"Next phone call!" The one remaining officer called to the cell.
"Hooray!" Shouted Joey as he raced for the exit! "I'm starved, I'm gonna order a PIZZA!"
( )
"Oh no you don't!" Kaiba and Bakura both grabbed Joey by the arms, and slammed him on the ground. (ouch)
"You, most unfortunately, are our only hope of getting out of here! SO DON'T YOU DARE SCREW THIS UP!"
"YOU ARE NOT GONNA ORDER PIZZA, GOT IT! YOU ARE GONNA CALL SOMEONE WHO WILL GET US OUT OF HERE! ALL OF US!"
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"NOT TEA!" They added.
(O.O) "O-Ok!" Joey stuttered as he went to the phone.
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"So, who did ya call?"
"Ummm… some one…"
"DID YOU CALL THE PIZZA PLACE?"
"NO NO! UMMM… THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT THEY COME AND GET US OUT OF HERE, RIGHT?"
"NO! "
"THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU CALL THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO GET US OUT OF HERE!"
"SHUT UP IN THERE!" Yelled a guard passing by. "If you make one peep, I will hold you in this cell forever!"
"We'll shut up now!" They all said quickly.
Bakura and Kaiba gave Joey the evil eye.
I swear, if he called Tea, or Yugi, I WILL THROTTLE HIS UGLY LTTLE NECK!
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AC: What a long chapter! 12 pages! I'm tired of writing it! So I'm gonna stop here, actually, I planned to go on a while more, but too bad! I have reading needs too, remember.
Hmmm… what to say?
Nothing.
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The above is not a laugh, as you will notice, it is "ba" and not "bwa"!
So there! Goodbye! I just want to edit this and post it! So I'm not gonna say any more.