Seta Kaibelle?
OMG! I didn't update my last two chappie's in like 2 weeks! I feel sooooo bad! OH well, I think chappie 24 was hilarious! Did you? I feel special! Ummm… nothing important to say…
But……… I am going to try and sum this story up now, cause I'm almost past the 30 mark, and people won't want to read long stories! So, here I go!
Bwahahahahahahaha(read bellow)
Ok Ok OK, I was talking to my friend about Yugioh, when the topic of Duke Devlin cam e up. At first, she was confused and asked me "Who? Deuce?" Bwahahahahahahahahaha! She said Deuce instead of Duke, and if you don't know what deuce means, I'm not going to tell you!
Chapter 25: Joey's Phonecall
OK, so like the chappie title says, this is Joey's phone call.
"Huff…" Joey accepted the quarter, racking his brain. Who could he call that met all the standards of Semantha Bakura?
"TRISTAN!"
Joey got to dialing the number to Tristan's house, and waited tapping his foot as the phone rang.
Ringadingaling!
"Hello?"
"Hey Tristan! How you doin?"
"OK… why?"
"Ummm… well, you know that guy we met a few days ago, in that arcade?"
"Yeah…"
"Well, I sort of met up with him again and we sort of got into this fight, and we sort of got put in"-
"Hang on a sec, doorbell!" Tristan said, cutting Joey off.
"Why you"-
pause.
"Heflo?"
"Hey! Why does it sounds like you got something in your mouth?"
Giant gulp. "I ordered pizza."
"Lucky bastard!"
"So what were you saying?"
"Oh yeah, I got put in jail."
"YOU WHAT"?
"Yugi?" (for it was Yugi who said "You what?")
(O.O)
"What are you doing at Tristan's house? And more importantly, why are you picking up the other phone line?"
"Well, I was about to call the pizza place because the pizza is taking forever to get here! Plus, we're having a sleepover!"
"Oh, the pizza just came!"
"Great!"
"Pizza? Where?" Another voice was heard over the phone line.
"Duke?"
"Oh, hi Joey. Why are you calling here?"
"He's in jail and needs a bail."
"YUGI!" ( )
"Sorry…"
"Why are you at Tristan's house?"
"Sleepover."
"Grrr… why are you picking up the phone lines, and more IMPORTANTLY, why was I not invited?"
"Well, it's my hobby, and you weren't home, and now we know why."
(X.X)
"Who's not home?"
(O.O)
"Mai?"
"Oh! Hi Joey!"
"Why are you at Tristan's house?"
"Ran out of tampons."
(O.O)
(O.O)
(O.O)
"WHAT?"
"You heard what I said."
"But, but that doesn't makes sense!"
"Sure it does!"
"How?" Four men ask at once.
"Well, ummm… it uhhh… because… I… Hold on a sec! I'm getting some pizza!" Mai9 said hurriedly in defense.
(O.O)
"Somehow, I don't think she's really getting pizza."
"What's a tampon?" Asked Yugi.
"Well…"
3 minutes later.
"DEAR GOD!"
"Hello?"
"Mai?"
"What! Do I really sound like a girl! No, it's Mokuba!"
"Mokuba?"
"How the hell are you in on this phone call?"
"Well, I'm a rich billionaire! If I can hack into any computer, a simple phone line is no problem!"
"O-K… Why are you calling in?"
"I wanted to ask if you have seen Seto?"
"Seto? Seto who?"
(O.O) "My big brother! Numskulls!"
(O.O) "You have a big brother?"
"YES! God… maybe Seto was right, maybe you are all idiots! Hey, you remember my big brother, right Yugi? I mean, how couldn't you? He's like your biggest rival!"
(O.O) "Ummm…?"
"No WAY! You can't be serious! I mean, hoe could you know me and not my big brother! Don't you remember anything!"
(to make this simpler, I will now change my writing style.)
Tristen: hey, everyone who's on the phone ;line at my house right now, meet me in the living room. Everyone else, I'm putting you oin hold.
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Tristen, Duke and Yugi run to the living room.
Yugi: what is it?
Tristen: I just want to say great job on pretending not to know Kaiba!
Duke: yeah, this way, Mokuba will leave us alone! He's always calling when he thinks Seto goes missing. It's soooo annoying.
Tristen: Tell me about it! So, just keep up the good work, and eventually Mokuba will go away! Besides, Joey will kill me if Mokuba finds out he's in jail.
Duke and Tristen race back to their phone lines.
Yugi: (O.O) "Pretending? Who's pretending? Oh well…"
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Meanwhile:
Joey: So Mokuba… how's life treating you?
Mokuba: Joey, is that you?
Joey: yup
Mokuba: Oh, life's fine. Why are you calling?
Joey: Well, uhhhh… you see…-
Mai: Hey I'm back! And guess what! I came up with a good excuse to why I'm looking for tampons at Tristan's house! It just so happens, that I remember seeing Tristen steel tampons from the grocery store the other day, and they were the ultra deluxe absorbent ones! No leaks for me!
Mokuba: (X.X) MY EARS! THEY BURN! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Mai: Mokuba? What are you doing on the phone line?
Tristen: Hey everyone! We're back!
Joey: About time!
Mokuba: well, have you heard from Seto yet?
Tristen: what was that?
Duke: never heard of him
Yugi: who?
Mai: What the hell are you talking about? Of course you guy's know of Seto! In fact, I was there most of the time you were dueling him! You guy's are complete idiots!
Tristen, Duke. Yugi: MAI!
Mokuba: Ah ha!
Joey: Sheesh! For the love of God! OK THAT'S IT! I DON'T CARE WHO DOES IT, BUT WILL SOMEONE, ANYONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID FRICKEN JAIL CELL BEFOR I EXPLODE!
Everyone else: (O.O) (sweatdropp)O… K…
Tristen: Sure Jeoy! We're on our way right now!
Duke: Yeah! In fact, we'll all go!
Yugi: yeah! It will be like a party. Well… a crappy retarded party that is only a drive to a jail, that will only last 3 minutes.
(O.O)
Mai: Yeah! I'll even bring Tea!
Tristen: Than it's settled, everyone meet at my house in 10 minutes!
Everyone: OK!
Joey: WHAT! NO! WAIT, YOU CAN'T-
Beep beep beep
Joey: Oh crap!
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IMPORTANT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BELOW
THE FIRST COUPLE OF THINGS MAY BE POINTLESS, BUT PLEASE KEEP READING!
IMPORTANT: well, not really THAT important. But you see, I'm just going to explain a couple things, and one of which you are probably really upset about.
OK, this Yugi not remembering Kaiba thingy, well… I just put it in for fun. DON'T WORRY! All next chappie's YUGI WILL REMEMBER! It was just an extra joke added in on the spur of the moment.
So, basically, that was Joey's phonecall. Yes, it was extremely random, but this chappie was more for my own benefit and amusement.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU REMEMBER THAT ALL THE PEOPLE INCLUDED IN ON THIS PHONECALL, ARE GOING TO PICK UP JOEY!
ANY IDEAS?
This was really random, and all following chappie's will not be this random!
AC: You want to know something funny? Well, me and Ar both agreed to only do 1 story at a time, excluding one shots, but I have, what was it again… oh yeah! 8 other stories I'm working on right now! No, I haven't posted any of them yet, But Professor idiot will be posted soon. Along with The Smexy Championship.
Here's a list!
Professor Idiot (defiantly needs a title change)
The Smexy Championship
Mrs. Smexy Universe! (basically a sequel to Smexy Championship
Green Pea Soup(one shot)
Slappy Kaiba (TOTALLY a title changer, this story is much more mature, and is only called that to help me remember the summary)
Arabian Nights( No NO NO! Not that Arabian nights!)
Untitled(Host Club Yugioh style)
Untitled (something a bout being kidnapped by Bakura and Kaiba, taken to undercover tribe!)
There was one more, to make this 9, but I REALLY don't remember!
I HAVE A QUESTION!
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE MANGA "FRUITS BASKET" IS ABOUT? I SORTA KNOW, BUT WANT MORE INFO! IF YOU DO, TELL ME, DON'T GIVE AWAY ANY SPOILERS, JUST BASIC INFO, PLEASE AND THANKYOU!