Seta Kaibelle?

Bwahahahah number 1! Want to know something funny… I DO use Microsaoft word! I just have veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrryyy bad eyesight! Skip to the botton to find out why! It's a fynny story! (not really)

Bwahahahaha number 2! : I got a funny review, actually not really but I laughed and that's what matters! It wqas about tampons and the song that made Bakura's eye twitch! First off, I used tampons in the story because…WELL COME ON! IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY NOT TO! IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY! Althpough, I will admit I was slightly disturbed writing it, Oh well… as long as you liked it… YOU DID LIKE IT? RIGHT? OH! And the song Bakura twitched to…well, I thought it woild be kinda obvious that I TOTALLY made that up! Come on! The lyrics were sooo cheesy! If a band wrote a song with those lyrics, they would all be hobos!

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Hello! Long time no read, eh? (actually, a month!) Bwahahaha! Last chappie was really corny, but it cleares a few things up that will be important in this chappie!

OH NO! I SAID I WOULD FINISH BY NOV.30TH, BUT THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CASE, OH WELL!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

Bwahahahahahahaha! I love being evil!

Chapter26: I'd rather die, than go out with you!

"Hey but heads! Look alive!"

Bakura, Kaiba and Joey lifted their faces in surprise to the passing guard.

"Come on, get ready, your visitor, errr… visitors, errr… parade is here." The guard suddenly decided on.

"Parade?" both Kaiba and Bakura mentioned, giving Joey evil glares.

"Just who did you ca"-

Bakura was cut off, as footsteps were heard down the hall.

"Oi! Joey! I'm here!"

Tristan came into view.

"Tristan?" Bakura and Kaiba said together. They looked as if they were about to pound Joey, but than thought better of it. Neither of them knew Tristan that well, but he at least wasn't Tea or Yugi.

He would do… for now.

"So, you gonna bail me"-

"HUHUMMMMM"!

"I mean, you gonna bail us"- he motioned to Kaiba and Bakura, -"out?"

"Who are they?-Wait a second, is that Bakura?"

"Yup."

"Dear GOD! Why the hell is he"- Whatever Tristan was about to say to Joey, was cut off, as another figure came into view.

"HEY JOEY!" Yelled Duke.

"Duke?" Both Bakura and Kaiba said in unison. "Why are you here?"

"Oh, well, I'm bailing out this dude!" He said pointing to Joey. "Is that you Bakura? And who's that chick?"

"I'm not a chick!" Yelled Kaiba.

"So now you're a man?" Laughed Bakura evilly.

"YES! Oops! I mean-NO!" Kaiba sweatdropped.

"Suuuuuuuure…" Everyone else said.

"Hey wait a second… CHICK!"

(O.O) "Eh?" Said Joey, Tristan, Bakura and Kaiba to Dukes sudden stupid outburst.

"Chick! CHICK!"

"What the hell is he talking about?"

"I think he's possessed.

"Even a spirit wouldn't be that stupid, he's retarded!"

"NO! It's a girl!"

"So?"

"Isn't it obvious…?"

"Not really."

"Oh, for pete's sake! IT'S A HOT GIRL!"

"EH?"

"Oh forget you guys!" Duke moved away from the crowd of guys, and moved as close as possible to the only girl in the cell, at least as close as the bars would let him go.

(O.O) "What are you doing?" Asked Kaiba as his hands were grasped by Duke.

"Will you go out with me and be my forever heartfelt love?"

(O.O) (O.O) (O.O) !

"GET OFF OF ME YOU GAY PERVERT!"

Kaiba punched Dukes face through the cell.

"Ouch… but that only proves to serve… LOVE HURTS!" Duke shouted in a dreamy voice.

Everyone fell over, anime style.

"OK, that's it! Back to business!" Joey shouted. Immediately, all eyes were on him.

"OK, so Tristan"-

"HEY! WAIT FOR ME!"

"AND ME!"

"AND ME!"

(O.O)

"What in the world!"

Yugi, Mai, Tea, and Mokuba came tumbling down the hall.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" All three jail birds shouted simultaneously. Kaiba and Bakura a bit more angrier than Joey.

"We've all come to get Joey out of Jail!" They shouted.

Kaiba and Bakura just stared at the rather large group standing outside their cell.

"EXCUSE US A MOMENT!" They said rather unnecessarily loudly, and made a grab for Joey.

"What do you-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kaiba and Bakura pulled Joey to the back of the cell, and started beating the crap out of him.

"THIS-(OOMF)-IS-(OOMF)-FOR-(OOMF)-BRINGING-(OOMF)-YUGI-(OOMF)-AND-(OOMF)-TEA-(OOMF)-TO-(OOMF)-THE-(OOMF)-CELL!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(Just to let you know, those were punch sounds, NOTHING NAUGHTY!)

"But it wasn't my fault!" Whimpered Joey as the stuffing was knocked out of him.

"Yes It IS!"

"NO! I called Tristan, than everyone else intercepted the phone lines at the exact 5 minutes I was talking to Tristan! I didn't know!"

"OH YEAH! We believe that soooooooooooooooo much!"

"Thankyou!"

"NO IDIOT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!"

"Damn!" oomf oomf oomf oomf oomf

etc………

10 minutes later:

"OK, I feel better!"

"Me too!"

"Yeah, now let's persuade these guys to bail us!"

Kaiba and Bakura walked over to the cell bars, dragging Joey with them.

"What happened to him?" Tristan asked.

"Oh, he tripped." Said Kaiba in defense.

Everyone eyed Joey's bleeding everything, ripped clothing large bruises and broken limbs.

"Yeah, that must be it!" Yugi said cheerfully. " Nothing else would make sense."

"Right… Well, could you guys bail us?" Bakura asked politely.

"Bakura?"

"Yes?"

"Why are you wearing lady's underwear?"

(X.X) ( . ) "IT'S… NOT… MY… FAULT!" he screamed. "This bitch over here dressed me up like this when I was drunk!" He said pointing to Tea with a finger other than his pointing finger.

"Tea?"

"Ummm… well… you see… HE HAD DIRTY PICTURES OF ME!" Tea shrieked in defense.

"WHAT! How did you find out?"

(O.O)

"Ummm… I mean… NO I DON'T!"

"Yes you do!"

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR… Hmph! Your just saying that so you can convince these guys that you aren't a lonely loser, and someone is ACTUALLY attracted to you!"

"What?"-

"That's enough! I just want out of this cell!" Kaiba shouted.

That snapped everyone back to reality.

"OK's, like I was saying, Could you guys be a pal, and bail us?" Asked Joey.

"SURE!" They all shouted back.

"Hooray!" Cried the three supposed convicts.

"…Why are you cheering?" Asked Mai to Kaiba.

"Yeah! We don't even know you! Why should we let you out of jail? For all we know, you could be a random mass murderer!"

Bakura snickered evilly. "Looks like you won't be getting out in a long time Semantha! Bwahahahahahaha!"

Kaiba was dumbfounded. Boy, this really sucked. These people had a write for not bailing just any random person. In fact, the only person that knew who he really was, was-

NO WAY! HE WAS NOT GOING TO ASK FOR HER HELP. NO MATTER HOW DESPERATE HE WAS!

Tea eyed Kaiba evilly, giving him a silent message, that clearly stated "Beg, and I'll bail you."

Oh no he wasn't! Seto Kaiba was no beggar! He would get out on his own if it was the last thing he-

"I'll bail you!"

"Huh?" Everyone turned to the two speakers.

It was Yugi and Duke.

"What?" Kaiba asked.

"I'll bail you!" Duke repeated.

"No! I WILL!" Yugi butted in.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"I'll bail you on one condition," Duke started. "You have to go on a date with me!"

"NO! That's what I was going to ask!"

"To Late!"

"Only one of us can go on a date with her! Let's duel over it!"

"Fine!"

3 minutes later: Duke lost the duel.

"damn!"

"Bwahahahahahahah! Now I can go on a date with her!" Yugi shouted gleefully.

(O.O) "Ummm… how to put this simply… NO FRICKEN WAY YOU FRICKEN RETARDED MONKEYASSED SHIT HEAD! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'D GO OUT WITH YOU! THAT'S…THAT'S… DISGUSTING!"

"Hmph, than you'll just have to rot ion this cell!"

"I'll bail you out!"

"I stole your wallet Duke!"

"Damn!"

Kaiba thought for a moment. "Please, won't anybody else bail me out?"

"No."

"I would, but seeing as I have no money at the moment, and your not the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen"-

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?"

"Nothing! Just you could be nicer to me"-

"THAT'S IT! EVEN THOUGH I FULL HEARTEDLY BELIEVE THIS TO BE THE MOST WRONGEST THING IN THE WORLD, AND I'LL END UP COMMITTING SUICIDE TOMORROW FOR IT… I'LL TAKE UP YOUR OFFER YUGI! JUST TO GET BACK AT DUKE FOR HIS RUDETY!

(O.O) "Really?"

"Did I Just say that?"

"Yes! So you will?"

"Only if you bail me! And I just want to let you know, I would never do this if I wasn't this desperate."

"I don't care about that! The important thing is that your going out with me! HOORAY!"

"What have I done?" Kaiba said miserably to himself.

10 minutes later:

Everyone was standing outside the jail, stretching in the light.

"AIr!" Screamed Joey.

"There was air in the jail dimwit!"

(O.O) "There was?"

Kaiba smacked his forehead. "I got to get these guys killed someday…"

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

"Good, now that that's settled, we can go on our date!" Yugi shouted gleefully.

"Dear GOD!"

Without warning, Yugi grabbed Kaiba's hand, and ran down the street.

"What are you doing?"

"Taking us to my most favorite place in the world!"

I know I'll regret this, but- "And what place would that be?"

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AC: what's Yugi's most favorite place in the world? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, actually, you'll find out at the beginning of next chapter.

WHY I HAVE BAD EYESIGHT: Ok, youm know I live in Canada write? Well, it's extremel cold here! So out at recess, I was hanging with AR and one of my other friends! We weree freezing our BUTTS off! So we make to run injto an unoccupiued corner for warmth! Me and Ar are racing eachpother for the warmest spot, when I trip! Ar runs write into me, because I fell, so I caused both of us to smash into the BRICK wall! OUCH! Well, long story short, my glasses BROKE! Boohoo! I had to go threw the whiold day with tapred glasses! I felt like Harry Potter! Oh man! Not to mention we had to do a debat in class:'(

This chappie took so long to write! That's why last chappie was updated late. I wanted to put these up together, cause last chappie was not what I consider a chapter, so this way, you'd be getting a real chappie and something extra! Oh well…… I had no ideas for this!

But than as I was writing, I thought of Duke asking Kaiba, but than I though Yugi asking Kaiba was funnier, so well… HERE YOU GO!

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"THE SMEXY CHAMPIONSHIP!" (not in capitals) I find it very hilarious!