Seta Kaibelle!
Bwahahahahahahaha!I love it! I absolutely love it! I adore getting emails about people reading my story and enjoying it! Especially this one I got a little while ago, about someone with a cold! They said they sprayed boogers everywhere when they laughed! I swear, I just about sprayed boogers too when I read that! I loooooooooooove laughing! I laugh all the time! Hooray!
I MUST SAY: I feel really bad, it's been months since I've updated! And if you want an excuse, I think it's fair that I gave you one.
I was driving my sexy convertible, when this hot guy drives up and starts making out with me! He says I have the most gorgeous blond hair, and that my name is Kirsty! I was so shocked and angry! I have brown hair and that's not my name, I fell miraculously out of my car, and flew into a lingerie shop, where all these hot guys were shopping for underwear for their girlfriends! Or should I say… ex-girlfriends! They all felt sorry that I crashed, and broke 34 bones, that they all drove me to the hospital where I have been recovering for the past couple of weeks, with them for company!
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!
WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING? NO IT'S NOT! HERE'S THE REAL TRUTH!
Something is wrong with my internet, so I am only able to download documents, but not upload them onto my stories. So I do that when I am using someone else's comp. But this time, I forgot to download, and I found the love of "C2"'s! Hooray! All mushy mushy stories in one little package! My heaven! So basically, I've been going crazy, AND I have started another story! So there!
In fact……… I'm gonna stop writing this right now, and come back in 2 hours, while I write my other story! Tata!
………………
Well, I decided to keep writing this instead!
Screw those two hours! IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS! HOORAY! (2005, FOR THOSE FUTURE READERS!)
BECAUSE IT IS ALMOST FRICKEN CHRISTMAS! I WILL BE INCLUDING AN ULTRA SPECIAL CHAPPIE AT THE END, THAT WILL MAKE SENSE ONLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION! SO PAY FRICKEN ATTENTON!
WOW! I wrote the above a little while ago, a week befor Christmas to be exact! I feel bad because I decided not to continue writing. I'm sorry, I feel like a bad person…
Today is Jan.9, 2006! Happy New Year!
Still…even though I haven't updated, 27 chappies in 4 months is still pretty good! I'm going to try to wrap this up by chappie 29!
Chapter27 (wow): No Kiss on a First Date
(by the way, I will be trying to get more serious with this now! )
Yugi looked at Kaiba kinda funny for a moment.
"What?" Asked Kaiba.
"Nothing… it's just, do you even need to ask? Doesn't everybody love the same place?"
"Ummm… No, I don't think so. So will you just tell me already?"
"Why, KAIBA LAND of course!"
Kaiba's jaw hit the ground (ouch). "WHAT?"
"Kaiba Land! The most funnest place in the Universe! You know, I actually personally know the maker of Kaiba land himself! Kaiba!"
"Oh for the love of…" Muttered Kaiba under his breath.
"Isn't that neat?" Asked Yugi.
"Whatever…"
"Hey look! The subway is already here! We won't have to wait!"
(O.O) "Sub…-WHAT? NO WAY HOSAY! There is no way in hell I'm going on public transit! You must be out of your mind!"
"What do you mean by that Semantha? What's wrong with the subway?"
"Um, let's see…1. dirty, 2. smelly, 3. full of bums, 4.overcrowded, 5. no privacy, 6.cheap seating…"
And the list went on and on:
"FINE! Than what do you suggest?"
"Well, personally I would prefer"-
"GREAT IDEA! We'll take the bus!"
"Wha? NO!"-
But it was too late. Yugi grabbed Kaiba's hand and led him to the bus. "Come on!"
(O.O) "Yugi?"
"Yes?"
"People are staring at me!" Whispered Kaiba.
"Yeah, that can happen on buses. Don't worry, they'll all fall asleep eventually."
(X.X) Dear God! This is sooooo disturbing! I'm never riding the bus again!Not that I have ever ridden one before but-OUCH!
"OK! WHO DID THAT? WHO JUST GRABBED MY ASS?" Yelled Kaiba to the crowd.
No answer.
"Fine! Than I'll just have to kill you one by one until"-
"WE'RE HERE!" Yugi grabbed Kaiba's hand and yanked him off the bus.
"Come on! I want to shoot the ducks!"
(O.O)
"No! Not literally! I want to the shoot the plastic ducks at the game trolleys!"
"Listen Yugi, I really don't"-
"EEEKK! No line up! Hurry!"
"Damn…"
Yugi once again dragged Kaiba on the road. Hmmm… we may need some bandages.
"What's this?"
"What's what?"
Yugi pointed to a giant sign posted to the box office window.
Dearest Costumers
Due to recent actions and discoveries, Kaiba land is here bye closed down.
It will be closed until further notice on the Kaiba case.
We apologize for the delay.
For further information call the number below.
555-555-555
Thankyou
(O.O) "No way!"
"You didn't here? All Kaiba companies are closing down one by one. They all say they will reopen as soon as the whereabouts of Kaiba are discovered. He just went missing one day! It's kinda sad… he wasn't a bad guy. Maybe we would've become better friends…"
"Really?"
"HA! No way! That guy hated me! He almost killed me, my grandpa, and my friends! Not to mention he is totally over obsessed with beating me! But that will never happen! Bwahahahahaaha! What a jack ass!"
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………"
"Huh? What's wrong Semantha?"
SLAP!
"OUCH! What was that for? That really (sniff)… hurt!... (sniff)" Yugi fell to the ground rubbing the sharp red hand mark on his face.
"How dare you!" Besides, I always wanted to do that! But I couldn't cause it would look week to slap a wimp. But this way, at least a girl can slap any guy!
"W-What did I do?"
"You insulted m- I mean, Seto Kaiba!"
(O.O) "Oh… I see…"
"What does that mean?"
"You're one of those Kaiba fans! But what about me! I'm famous too!"
(X.X) "I am NOT a Kaiba fan!" Actually…
"So I still have a chance!"
"NO!"
"Oh"
Yugi just sat on the ground for a moment, staring at the cement. Then, his eyes started to well up. OH NO! He isn't gonna cry is he-
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"No, stop! Don't cry!"
"I just wanted you to like me! Wahhhh! I-I just wanted t-to go out, f-foWWWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Oh for petes sake! Listen! Stop, Just stop! Your making a seen!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Stop it I said!"
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
No, there has to be another way, I can't… "STOP!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"OH FINE! How about I take you for some coffee to calm down?" Dear god! I can't believe I said that! 1actualy said THAT! I'm surely gonna suffer a miserable death! Now I want to cry!
"OK!" Yugi put on a smile, stood up and grabbed Kaiba's hand once again! "Come on!" He said running to a close by coffee shop.
(groan)
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"Two latte's please!"
"Coming right up hun!" Said the waitress at the counter.
Yugi sat with Kaiba over in one of the booths.
OK, you know what? I'm gonna make the best of this… NO NOT THAT! I'm simply gonna see if I can find out any personal week points in Yugi that I can use against him… mheh heh heh… I WILL PREVAIL!
"So Yugi got any week ponts-OOPS! I mean, got any stories, yeah, stories!" (O.O)
"Ummm… No!"
…
"Any interests?"
…
"No!"
…
"Any secrets?"
…
"No!"
…
"Oh for Goodness sakes! Do you have anything to say at all?"
…
"No!"
(O.O) (X.X) (smacks for head)
"Your latte's are ready!"
"Thank you!"
"Do you want sugar Semantha?"
"Oh, no thanks."
"Here you go!"
"I SAID NO!"
"Oh well, nothing like a bit of sugar to cheer you up!"
"I'M PLENTY CHEERY!"
"Yeah, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure…"
All of a sudden, Yugi leaned over the table, right into Kaiba's face. "What the hell are you doing?" Demanded Kaiba.
"Why, I'm kissing you!"
"WHAT?" AHHHH1 AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS OING ON! KISSING? KISSING? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT EXCUSE AM I GONNA GIVE HIM NOW! I DON'T WANT HIM TO CRY AGAIN! GOD! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I'M THINKING ABOUT THIS! THAN AGAIN, WHO KNEW I WOULD EVER BE DECIDING HOW TO AVOID KISSING YUGI! AHHHHHH!
"Ummm… Yugi" think fast, think fast! " Uhh… no kissing on a first date!" few! Thank God for my brilliant mind!
"Hey look! Yugi has a girl friend!"
(O.O) "What?"
A bunch of high school students walked into the coffee shop, and gazed over at Yugi and Kaiba. One took out a camera. "Hey! Why don't the lovely couple smile big for the portrait!"
"NO!" said Kaiba shielding his face as Yugi grinned ear to ear. (freeky).
Oh that's it! That's the last straw! I'm getting out of here!
Kaiba stood from his booth and ran through the crowd of kids. There were a few laughs on his way out, but nothing he bothered to waste his fists on.
"Semantha?" Yugi called over the crowd, but Semantha was gone.
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"Got to get away! Got to get away!"
Ah! This looks promising!
Kaiba turned down a road, and halted his running to a walk. "I don't think YuGi will find me now."
"Semantha? Semantha?"
It was far off, but Kaiba heard it. Yugi was close on his trail! Eeekkk! Must get away!
Kaiba turned on another road, and took an alley leading off of that one.
"Semantha?"
"Ahhhhh! How's that possible? How could I have gotten closer to Yugi, instead of farther away?"
Kaiba decided to stop in his alley a bit, and watch and see if Yugi would pass by. Bad Idea.
As Kaiba watched through the gap in the buildings, the only possible thing worse than Yugi catching him, actually happened. Yugi walked by the alley, and stopped right in front of the entrance. At first, Kaiba thought Yugi had seen him, but he watched as he waved to someone in the distance.
Who could that be?
Kaiba watched in horror as Yugi was joined by Tea, Tristen. Joey, Duke, Mai and Ryou.
Uh, oh!
"Hey guys! Can you help me? I lost Semantha, but I know she's close by!"
"Sure we'll help you Yug!" Joey shouted back, a bit louder than necessary.
Kaiba caught a look of sheer cruel joy from Tea.
"Damnit!"
Kaiba shoved his hands over his mouth as all seven teens looked down his alley way.
"Me and my big mouth!" Kaiba turned and ran down the rest of the alley, with his pursuers close on his trail.
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AC: And so the chase begins! I was planning on making this chappie longer, but eight pages is long enough. Than it would've been sixteen, and I know you guys all have a life, so there!
Ummm… lets see. I don't like glacee cherries. Or marishino cherries (I have no idea how to spell that). You know, those cherries that are bright red, and kinda like candy1 YUCK! I lost my appetite for them when I was little and at my friends house. We each got an ice cream cone. She filled mine with choco mint, and when I asked her if she was gonna have any ice cream, she said no! And filled her cone with glaccee cherries! AND ate it1!Yuck! That's disgusting!
So by bye!