Seta Kaibelle?

Woohhoo! Last official chappie! (I think) I will try and make this long, but there is still one more chappie to go, so hold your horses!

I don't know… was last chappie OK? I thought it was kinda lame! But that's just me! I REALLY hope you enjoy this!

Chapter 28:You don't take advantage of men!

Kaiba sped down the alley, and tripped on something soft.

"Damn!"

He looked down. His giant parachute Aladdin guard costume was getting in the way of running, and was being weighed down by the water in puddles.

"I got to ditch this costume!" Kaiba said to himself. He emptied out of the alley onto an unfamiliar street.

He didn't have time to gaze at his surroundings as Yugi and his gang were close on his trail.

All he was able to make out were the many side shops on the side of the road.

He ran down looking briefly at the tiny stores for any means of disguise.

"Oh no! They're catching up!" There was no time to waste! Seto turned to the first store he came across and took whatever he could find off the shelf.

A scarf store.

He grabbed a dark blue one with silver trimming. (If he was going to hide, he would do it in style!)

Swiftly, he wrapped it around his waste so it hung like a long skirt, and grabbed a newspaper on the ground. He used the newspaper to shield his face. (familiar?)

Kaiba peeked around the paper as the teens ran by.

"Few! I'm safe!"

But then, a huge gust of wind whipped down the ally causing Seto's newspaper to blow away.

(O.O)

"…Hello?"

( . ) "Get her!" Kaiba was about to turn and run away but a large man cut him off. The man took out a gun and pointed it at the old lady owning the shop.

"Give me the money!" he shouted. Everyone froze.

Perfect! Here's my get away!

Sobbing, the lady handed over a small bag full of money. The man turned quickly to leave, unfortunately at the same time Kaiba chose to leave. The mans gun and money flew to the side.

Bang!

"Ouch! Get out of my way!" The two shouted.

(O.O)

What? He's leaving already! No! I need him to hold a hostage situation so I can escape!

"Oops! Sorry about that!" Kaiba said to the criminal. "Here, let me help you!"

Kaiba stood up briskly, grabbing the other man and pulling him to his feet. He swiftly dusted him off, then shoved the money and gun into his hands. "Now now! What's your hurry! You can stay here and host up a kidnapping? Can't you?"

(O.O)

"Come now, don't tarry!"

"What? I just need some cash! I don't want to be involved with hostages!"

(X.X) "NO! You must hold up a hostage situation!"

"No way! I'm going now you freek!" With that, the man turned and ran down an alley.

"Damn!"

The old lady, Yugi and his friends stared at Kaiba with evil glares. "Get her!" They cried.

"OH NO! I'm trapped!" Unfortunately for Kaiba, the alley the criminal took was in the direction toward his pursuers, so he had no choice but to back up against a wall.

"EEK! She dropped my best silk scarf in the mud!" Squealed the old lady.

"what?" said the teens all turning to look at the woman with confused glances.

Kaiba took this chance to escape. He darted through a gap between Joey and Duke. Unfortunately for him, both teens just happened to have good reflexes and reached out to his flying figure.

They each grabbed a part of his pants, and pulled.

RIP!

Oh shit!

Kaiba's pants ripped right off! (bwahaha… you were just waiting for that to happen, weren't you?).

But on the plus side, Kaiba was able to use this to his advantage. The two boys stared dumbstruck at the pretty teenage girl, running down the street in nothing but panties and an Aladdin vest.

(O.O) "wow…"

Everyone snapped out of there trance. Or should I say slapped out of there trance. (snicker…) Tea and Mai slapped all the boys over the head to bring them back to reality.

"Oh Come on! She's getting away!"

"OH right!" The teens once again started chasing after Kaiba, who turned into another ally.

The little old lady stayed behind though, watching the proceedings.

"Hmmm… make a fool out of me huh? No one gives my money to crooks AND steals my best scarves… NOBODY!" The little old lady took a small box out of her coat and opened it.

Inside was a silvery blue necklace with a charm that appeared to be half a star dangling off of it. "The last one…"she mumbled to herself, "Oh well, I'm plenty happy."

The old lady clutched the necklace tight and murmured something under her breath.

"So, you like giving stuff to men that's not there's and showing off your but to them? Well, since you love them so much, why don't you join them?" The lady smiled a tiny evil grin with a devilish glint.

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"No! There catching up again!" Kaiba turned into yet another alley.

"DAMNIT TO HELL!" The alley was walled off, now there was no escape.

He looked back behind him.

"Hey fella's! I found her!"

"Great! We're coming Joey! And we found a rope and body bag to hold her in!"

(O.O)

"They what? Geeze! Now they want to kill me! Oh well… when there is no future for a man, he must do the only thing left to do. Fight Back!"

Kaiba turned fully around and stood his ground.

"Come get me you mother poopin ding bats!" (what a bad dis).

Kaiba came face to face with the five teens that were just chasing him. He wondered where the girls went. Actually… the boys knew they would protest against tying her up and stuffing her in a bag, that they lost them in an alley some where… bwahahaha! The more juicer it gets!

"We got you now!" They cheered.

"No you don't you bas"- Kaiba was cut off as he was drifted out of consciousness. Something hard had hit him on the side of the head, and he fell to the ground. The last thing he remembered was someone shouting about getting the body bag.

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Oh… my head!

Kaiba opened his eyes.

Bang!

"Ouch!" he felt a jolt under him that sent him flying into a low ceiling. He felt around him. If he wasn't mistaken… he was in a … TRUNK!

Shit! I'm locked in the trunk of a car now! great! Just great!

He noticed the body bag was more like a pillow case and only came to about his knees, maybe shorter…?

The car came to a jolt. Kaiba couldn't prevent himself from being thrown into the back wall as his elbows were tied to his sides. (that would explain why he could still feel around)

"Ouch!"

Suddenly, the door to the trunk clicked open. A slight breaze of fresh air hit Kaiba's legs, causing him to shiver.

"Come on! Haul her out!" Came a voice that sounded strangely like Dukes. Kaiba felt 3 pairs of hands grab him in many different places. NOT THOSE PLACES!

Kaiba groaned as he hit cement.

"I Said to Hold her! Not drop her you dimwits!"

"Sorry…" Came a muffled apology.

"Just hurry."

Kaiba was once again being dragged across the ground into what seemed to be a building.

(O.O) "Why are you dragging her?"

"Sorry Duke, but she seemed to suddenly gotten a lot heavier!"

"No, you just got shrimpier!"

Kaiba heard a slap off in the distance.

Oww! that's gotta hurt!

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"Put her on the chair!"

Kaiba was heaved onto a rather small chair… more like a foot stool. And a very splintery one at that. It felt kind of … broken.

"YES! Mission accomplished! Take offthe body bag!"

"Hooray!"

A hand grabbed at Kaiba, or more accurately, the body bag. The bag was lifted.

"GASP!" (O.O) "What the hell?"

"KAIBA?"

"Ummm…" Kaiba looked down. Uh oh. This is gonna kill me… "Hi?"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"You took me here dumbass!" Kaiba retorted.

How did this happen? I'm a …GUY? But I was a girl a moment ago? ARGGGHH! THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! THE ONE TIME I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE BACK TO A GUY CAUSE OF CERTAIN NEMESIS' IN THE ROOM, I CHANGE! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO! Wait a sec… Kaiba looked even further down… OH MY GOD! I'M STILL WEARING TEA'S ITTY BITTY PANTIES! (O.O)

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"No! We took Semantha here! You're Kaiba! And a guy! And why are you wearing Semantha's clothing? Oh my gosh! You didn't take her clothes and replace them with your own so you could come here in her place did you?"

"WHAT! HELL NO! Where is here anyways?" Kaiba glanced around. "HEY! This is Bakura's basement!"

For indeed, Kaiba was once again in a dark small cellar room, sitting on the previously broken stool. "Why did you bring me here?"

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First of all, we didn't bring YOU here. And the reason we are here is because…" All the boys looked away shamefacedly as they began to blush.

"what?"

"Well, you know how it is Kaiba… see a girl, steel a girl…"

"That doesn't make- OH MY GOD! (O.O) YOU WERE GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME?"

"Ummm… well, technically no, but… Semantha, that's a whole different case…"

(O.O) "I think I'm gonna die!"

"Hey Wait! We found him!"

"Huh?"

"We found Kaiba! We get that reward now! Hurray! We may not get a girl, but 50 million dollars is just as good!"

fifty million… only that much! I'm ashamed! "And what if I refuse to go in with you?" I want to go back to my life, but in a fashionably late kinda way…

Joey grinned evilly. "We have you tied up moron!"

"Don't call me moron you mutt!"

It looked like Joey was about to reply back, when he opened his mouth in astonishment. "Mutt…Hey guys! I think I know what's"-

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

The door to the tiny cellar came bursting open. In marched Tea and Mai.

"If you think you guys are gonna take advant- (O.O) WHA?"

They both caught a glance of KAIBA sitting all tied up in girls underwear instead of Semantha.

"What the hell? ARE YOU GUYS ALL ON CRACK? Wait a sec… KAIBA! You're found!" Mai said, somewhat happily.

Tea didn't say anything. She just shrunk to the ground, and began to laugh crazily. She laughed harder and harder until she was finally clutching her stomach in pain.

Everyone just looked at her oddly. "Tea… are you OK?"

"HeheheHahaha! Oh my gosh! Oh my Goshehehehehehehehehe!haha!"

(O.O) "O…K…?"

"Come on guys! Let's bring him into the Kaiba tower and redeem our prize!"

"Yeah!"

"Hold on! Can you at least let me change?"

"No! Now let's go!"

(O.O) "WHAT?"

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Special News Bulletine:

Channel 3 news! Presenting our top story today!

Good evening people of Domino. Our top story today is somewhat of a surprising one. At 4.00 pm today, Seto Kaiba was literally dragged back into his company today by none other than Yugi Motou and co. Assisting Yugi was Duke Devlin, Tristan Tayler, Ryou Bakura, Tea Gardner, Mai Valentine and Joey McPoopfaced.

("HEY! THEY PRONOUNCED MY NAME WRONG!")

After missing for a week, he was returned to his company wearing what appeared to be an Aladdin guard vest and women's underwear. He refuses to state any explanation on this matter, leaving us to believe one explanation. He went out looking for a hooker to pick up, but accidentally picked up a man cross-dressing as a women. The man than beet him up and took his clothing. Fortunately for Mr. Kaiba, he found ten dollars in a gutter and was able to spend it at the only two stores nearby. A costume store and a lady's lingerie store. He was so ashamed of his attire, he took refuge underneath a cashier in a brewery.

And that lady's and gentlemen, is the Kaiba story. You heard it here first.

In an under note, all Kaiba corp companies are being reopened tomorrow morning. Now let's head over to Jeffrey for on the spot news!

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Thankyou Nancy, I am here today at the airport, where Ishizu Ishtar is landing in Japan. She will be opening an Egyptian exhibit in the Domino Museum. I don't know, something about the pharaoh originally plying duel monsters on stone tablets…

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"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR……! I'm gonna kill Yugi AND HiS POSSE! Hey what's this? The Egyptian on TV is talking to me?"

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AC: Hehehehe! Stay tooned if you want to find out how Seto makes his revenge! No, it doesn't include the tournament. But it is the last chappie! If you don't want to read, that's OK, but it may just be worth your wild!

Sienara!

WAIT! I must say! I am really upset at this story! READ THIS NOW! This story was supposed to be serious, AND be a romance! It was also supposed to have the school dance in it! Over all, it was supposed to be BETTER! So… if you want me to redo this story into another version, just tell me and I will. After I finish my other stories though! K?