Seta Kaibelle?
YEAH! The last chapter! Hooray! For those of you who don't know, last chappie WAS the last one! I kinda wrapped it up because I have a REALLY good one for Tea and Seto/Ryou/Bakura/Yami/Duke/Marik fans! (O.O) I know what you're thinking! And NO! Tea is not a prostitute that is going out with all of them! Or is she? Bwahahahahaha!
Nah! It's just really complicated to explain! Because some of them hate her, and some of them like her! And well…………OK! IT'S REALLY HARD TO EXPLAIN! Just read the summary if you want to know!
It's AU and very MUSHY/LUSTY!
Curiosity Killed the Cat! (I adore this title!)
OH! One more thing! I got the Japanese version of Yugioh season zero (not released in Canada or Japan) and I nearly DIED watching it!
OMG! Kaiba has GREEN hair! GREEEEEEN! NOOOOOOOOO! And brown eyes! Not to mention he ACTUALLY agreed to go out with MIHO! IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCREWED! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! They changed the series completely! You know Miho? The girl that Tristan had a crush on for only one chapter? Well, she is now a main character who hangs with the yugioh gang! Well when Kaiba came to there school as an exchange student (this part perplexed me cause he had the same uniform as Ryou), he invited Yugi and friends to his house! Than Miho's just like "can we be even better friends?" And Kaiba just like "Sure! Come over when ever you want!" I nearly DIED! AGAIN! But Tristan got all pissed and called Kaiba a bastard! YEAH! Anymore questions? Just ask! I got a lot to tell about that series to anybody who wants to listen!
Chapter 29: Christmas is for sweaters!
"Finally! The companies up and running! And it's right before Christmas too! That's good news!"
"What do you want to do for Christmas Seto?"
"Eat eggnog!" Seto said sarcastically.
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T MAKE EGGNOG AND ACCIDENTLY BURNT IT, DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO NAKE FUN OF ME! I TRIED SETO! I TRIED! I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS SO THICK IT WAS EDDIBLE! IT WAS BETTER THAN THE FIGGY PUDDING YOU MADE LAST YEAR! IT WAS THINNER THAN WATER! BUT YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTIVE OF ME! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
(O.O) "Holy smokes! What have you been smoking?"
"Pans."
(--) "I wasn't being serious Mokuba. Besides, there is no such cigarette as pans."
"That's the joke."
"What joke?"
"Well, I'm not really smoking, so I said pans instead of pot!"
(O.o) "I don' get it."
(.) "Oh brother…"
"Yes?"
"FORGET IT! Now! We have to buy presents for everyone! Yugi DID return you back home!"
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"The least we could do is buy him a present."
"Can't we just buy him a fruitcake?"
"HUHHHHHh! Seto! That's a sign of being…of being…CHEEP!" Mokuba shivered as he said the word.
"BY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT! THE KAIBA'S ARE NEVER CHEAP! WE MUST BUY HIM THE MOST EXPENSIVEST GIFT IN THE WHOLE WORLD SO HE WILL THINK OF US AS KINGS!"
"That's the spirit!"
"Or we could settle for the next best thing! Mheh heh heh!"
(O.O)
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Christmas morning:
(OK, Joey decided to spend his Christmas at Yugi's house since his dad was a hobo, and Ryou decided to spend his Christmas at Yugi's house because his dad is gone!)
(yawn) "WOW! It's Christmas morning! Come on everyone! Presents!"
"I'm coming Yuge! Let me just"-GULP-"finish these pancakes I found under ya bed!"
(O.O) "Ummm…Joey, those aren't pancakes."
(O.O)
"Those are spandex toilet seats."
"WHAT! GAck gack gack!"
"Didn't you notice?"
"No."
(X.X) (--)
"Hey look! There are some from Kaiba! How peculiar!"
"Let me at em! Let me at em!"
"Wait your turn!"
"Now this is strange, this one is for Yami!"
"YAMI?"
"Yeah , that's what it says."
"HEY! This ones for me!"
"And this ones for me!"
"I also got one, but I can't open it at the same time as Yami, so I'll go first!"
HEY!
"Mheh heh heh! Too bad! Let's open them together! One. Two, THREE!"
All three boys opened there presents together. There was silence, then…
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"OH………………..MY…………………GOD!"
"Is that man like mentally retarded or somfin?"
"I can't believe it!"
"YEAH! This is sooooooo not my colour!
Yugi and Joey were looking at there gifts.
Joey was holding what appeared to be half a bra and full of frills. He looked as if he were about to vomit.
Meanwhile, Yugi was holding a bra with WHOLES in it! It was made out of leather. He had a face similar to Joey's.
"That bastard!"
"why I outta- Hey! What did you get Ryou?"
"Umm…well…"
Joey and Yugi noticed Ryou wasn't holding a bra. But he was holding what appeared to be a small picture with big black letters on the back.
"What does it say?"
"See you on the news!" Read Joey putting up a sneak attack.
"Hey! Don't read that!"
"What does it mean 'see you on the news?"
"What is that a picture of?"
"No! Please. I"-
"Give it here!" Joey swiped the picture from Ryou.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh my gosh! Yugi! Look at this!"
(O.o)
The photograph Ryou was holding, was one of himself. It showed him tied down to is own bed using undergarments! He was also dressed in ladies underwear!
"Ryou…WHAT THE HELL! WHEN DID YOU DO THIS?"""""'!"
"I…I don't remember! That must have been when Bakura took over! I swear! I would never do such a thing!"
"What's this in the bottom corner?"
"It says 'swiped this off of Gardner! Let's just call it…payback!'"
"Payback? What did you do?"
"I don't know!"
"Hey! Lets put on the news!"
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Good morning Domino! In today's top story, this picture is being published and posted everywhere! In general opinion, it's rated "R" so don't let your children look at anything for the next five days!
Merry Christmas
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"ACK!"
"DEAR GOD! SHIELD YOUR EYES!"
"IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME! THEY'RE BURNED OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS! SAVE YOURSELVES!"
The picture Ryou had just been holding was being published across the city that very moment. And who knows where else?
Poor Ryou.
"Ryou, what did you do to deserve that?"
"Nothing honest! Oh dear…"
Yugi slaps his forehead. "hugh… well, the only thing to do is let Yami open hid present."
"YEAH!" Yami came out of Yugi's body (snorts through nose! If that isn't the funniest thing in the world, eat my arm!...OUCH! Son of a bi-)
He made a grab for the brightly wrapped package lying on the floor. He noticed it was bigger than everybody else's.
"I wonder what Mr. Kaiba got me?"
(O.o)
"Oh come on! I'm being polite!"
"Screw you!"
(O.O) "What? That was very rude and wasn't the correct comeback phrase! Learn your grammer!"
"Well I would if someone would stop touching my legs during English class causing me a passionate sensation in my groan."
(O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
"Ummm… did I say that out loud?"
"Wait, you can feel that? I thought you couldn't feel me and that's why I kept doing it!"
"Well, uhhh…"
(Just for reference sake, Joey and Ryou were both NOT in the short conversation)
"Can ya just open da damn gif' Yami?"
"Sure!"
Yami unwrapped the huge box.
…
"What the fu"-
"Yami Moutu, you are being arrested for sexual harassment charges against Mr. Kaiba of Kaiba Corporations. Please come with us while we take off your shirt and FORCE you to wear this see through plastic bra that reads "I'm a slut".
"YUGI! Help meeeeeeeeeee!"
"I can't! We're eating breakfast!"
(O.O) ( . ) "What's wrong with you?"
And Kaiba lived happily ever after for the next three days while Ryou, Yugi and Joey ate themselves to death. As for Yami, no one ever found out what happened to him but they say if you listen closely on Christmas morning, you can here him calling in the wind "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGIU!"
Which is kinda ironic seeing as Yugi and Yami were still one person in this particular story.
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And it's over and this story is totally screwed! I hate it sooooo much1 And yes, I wiiiiiill rewrite it someday! As for fan art!
Well, yes, I DO have a website, but NO you can't go to it! It is really screwed and I have to fix it! REALLY screwed! But don't fear!
It will appear in my bio if you like! Just not for the next week maybe………………………..
Whatever! I'm working on a whole bunch of new stories that are serious! Unlike this piece of opoop! That as odd.
If you like those stories, please check them out! WARNING! They are AU! So blah! Cause I like AU!