(A/N: I have to thank Jude Law in The Talented Mr Ripley for this, which was actually a far better film than I thought. Mainly because it was very insane and intensely homoerotic. Could have done with some more nude scenes, though.)
Chapter Five: Bella Ciao
With a loud 'crack', Lucius Malfoy apparated in the hallway of a random Muggle house. He looked around, then opened the door on his right and walked into the kitchen. He looked around for a moment, and, deciding this was definitely not the bedroom, was about to walk out when something suddenly caught his attention.
"Well, hello there..." he said, in a sultry voice, as he slowly approached the refrigerator. Leaning on one of the cabinets, he looked it up and down. The fridge was silent and did not move. "What's a nice fridge like you doing in a place like this?" he then whispered.
The refrigerator remained silent. Lucius put a hand on its side and leant over to it. "Let's get out of here. You and me, together… what do you say?"
But there was no answer.
Lucius stepped back and huffed. "Prude." he said, and walked off.