It was almost dawn. The first rays of the morning were just coming up before the three vampires finally came home.
"Man that was fun!" crowed Alucard. "Did you see him run when he saw my face?"
"I'd run too if I had your face." sneered Girlycard.
"That was mean, master." complained Seras. "You scared the crap out of him and did you have to kill him?"
"I was hungry. We didn't eat before we left." said Alucard. "Besides fear gets those humans blood pumping. And the chase is part of the hunt."
"And she still can't hunt properly. Tonight was a waste of time." growled Girlycard.
"I'm sorry." sighed Seras, sheepishly.
As soon as all three vampires had crossed the threshold into the house and the door shut behind them, the Sigils that Integra had placed around the house began to glow. Suddenly, Girlycard stopped in her tracks.
"Wait a minute. Feel that? Something's not right here." said Girlycard.
Alucard and Seras stood still as well.
"What is it?" asked Seras, edging closer to Girlycard for protection.
"It's a virgin!" announced Alucard.
"I am not!" protested Seras. "I have a boyfriend."
"Not anymore." said Girlycard. "He's in the fridge."
"Not again." complained Seras. "He was cute."
"He was an idiot." corrected Girlycard. "We need to talk about your taste in men."
"No Seras, its not you." said Alucard. "We have a visitor. A human female and she's a virgin."
"Are you sure it's a girl? Last time it was a male priest." chided Girlycard.
"I know a girl when I smell one." leered Alucard.
"Yeah, right." huffed Girlycard.
"Hey somebody's been in the kitchen." called Seras. "And they left the fridge open."
Alucard joined Seras in the kitchen and Girlycard followed.
"She was here. She smells so heavenly." sighed Alucard, lustfully.
"Down boy." ordered Girlycard.
"Hey, she put a finger in my bloodwine." noticed Alucard.
Girlycard looked into her glass as Alucard drank his glass down.
"Hm, she's in her early twenties and tastes of treacle tarts." he commented.
"Rats, she put a finger in my cup too." complained Girlycard.
"Not in mine." beamed Seras.
"Here." said Girlycard, quickly switching goblets with Seras.
"Hey! That's not fair." whined Seras, as she watched Girlycard drinking her dinner.
"Quiet whining. You weren't gonna drink it anyway." said Girlycard.
"Hey, hear that?" asked Seras, her sense alerting her to anther sound.
All three strained to listen.
"The TV is on." said Girlycard, as she disappeared to the TV room.
"Maybe she's still here." smiled Alucard, his fangs showing.
Seras just watch them disappear into nothing. Then she looked at her goblet. She was starving. She hadn't eaten in 24 hours. The need to feed was crushing her and turning her stomach into knots.
"I have too." she said, regretfully.
Seras closed her eyes and drank down the blood in the goblet, every last drop. Immediately, she felt better. She opened her eyes and put the glass down. Then she too disappeared to the TV room.
Girlycard was inspecting the room. Alucard was sitting in his chair. His right leg over the right armrest as he watched his sister look for missing or stolen items.
"I don't think she's a thief." he said.
"No, just an energy hog that leaves fridges open and TVs on." grumbled Girlycard. "I'm going to kill her if I find her."
"Hey, Night of the Living Dead." chimed Seras, as she replayed the movie. "This one is a classic."
Alucard shook his head at Seras. That girl was still such a child. Nineteen was too young to turn. He should have stuck to his rule, no one under twenty-one. Why he had taken pity on her he didn't know. There was just something about her that he found amusing. His sister Girlycard threw a fit when he had brought her home; even threatened to have him "fixed" if he brought home another stray. Suddenly, Alucard felt something.
"She's upstairs." he announced and disappeared.
As the bedrooms were right above the TV room, Integra's presence was stronger now. Girlycard grinned evilly. It was time for payback. Girlycard disappeared and Seras followed.
All three vampires stood at the edge of Seras' bed.
"Hey, she's sleeping in my bed." complained Seras.
"Shhh, don't wake her. Not before I get to ..." began Alucard.
"Kill her." finished Girlycard.
"Are you insane? Look at her. She's beautiful. You don't just kill something like that without tasting her first." lusted Alucard.
"Get a grip." ordered Girlycard.
"Gladly." said Alucard, as he reached out to squeeze Integra's "Charmin".
"Stop that or I'll neuter you, you old dog." snapped Girlycard.
Girlycard moved towards the bed, intending to kill Integra in her sleep, when suddenly, her foot tripped something.