FLASH!

"Aaarrrggghhh!" cried Girlycard, as she rubbed her eyes. "What the hell was that!"

"Holy water flash grenades." informed Integra, as she jumped up from the bed, shooting both her guns.

"Nooo!" cried Seras, as she ran for the bathroom.

Undaunted by being shot, Alucard began chasing Integra. While Girlycard continued trying to free her eyes from the burning sting of the holy water. Integra back stepped, as she continued firing at Alucard.

"Damn, he's fast." thought Integra.

"All the better to catch you with." grinned Alucard, all teeth.

Integra followed Seras and although Seras tried to keep Integra out, Integra pushed her way in. Integra closed the door behind them. She leaned against it trying to hold it shut.

"Don't kill me." begged Seras.

"Hadn't really planned on doing that." said Integra, struggling to keep the door closed.

"Really? You're not here to kill us?" questioned Seras.

"No. Say you wouldn't mind helping me and hold this door shut while I talk to you, would you?" inquired Integra.

Seras took Integra's placed and leaned against the door.

"Like this?" she asked, holding the door closed against Alucard's violent intrusion.

"Yeah, just keep him out." nodded Integra.

Seras leaned harder against the door as Alucard tried to push his way in.

"Damn, she's strong for a human." he thought. "She's gonna be so much fun."

"If your not here to kill us, why are you here?" asked Seras.

"To ask for your help actually. I've even brought you a good faith present." said Integra, reaching into her pocket.

Seras continued to keep Alucard at bay, while Integra pulled a silver necklace with a cross shaped bell on it.

"Jeez, he really wants you. Humpf." commented Seras, pushing harder against the door. "Are you wearing perfume?"

"No."

"Oh, that's pretty." said Seras, as Integra showed it necklace to her.

"Want it? Here let me put it on you." said Integra.

"Yes, please." said Seras, holding out her neck to Integra.

"Oh, this is too easy." thought Integra, as she placed the necklace on Seras.

"There you go." announced Integra. "Look it even rings."

Integra flicked the bell and it made a nice 'ting' sound.

Seras smiled.

"That's nice of you."

"It doesn't hurt, does it?" asked Integra, a little surprised that the silver didn't hurt her at all.

"No."

"Not even a little bit?"

"No."

"Huh, either it's broken, or she's the tamest vampire in all of known history." thought Integra.

BAM!

Integra's attention snapped back to the door.

"I think we should let him in now." said Integra.

"Are you sure? He's…" began Seras.

"Yes." said Integra. "It's alright; I've handled "wolves" before. Go ahead and open the door."

Seras did so and Alucard rushed in. Integra fired two shots that nailed Alucard dead in his chest. He hit the floor with a great THUD. Integra jumped over him and fled the bathroom. Alucard looked up from the floor.

"Are you ok?" asked Seras, a little worried when he didn't get up right away.

"Oh yeah, I love it when they fight back. It gets their blood flowing and brings out their flavor." he smiled, all teeth.

"You scare me." said Seras.

Alucard just laughed and disappeared.

Integra had made it all the way downstairs to the living room, before Alucard pounced on her. He appeared out of thin air and Integra stopped short. She tried to shoot him again, but he knocked her guns out of her hands. Integra stood weaponless against him. She tried to run, but he pushed her into Seras' lazy boy. He pinned her there as he advanced on her, like a lion that had cornered its prey. He growled at her most lustfully as he advanced.

"Whoa boy, not on a first date." she said, trying desperately to push him away.

He just laughed at her and began sniffing her body. He sniffed her waist.

"Hey watch it." shouted Integra.

He sniffed her torso.
"Cut it out."

He sniffed her neck. Suddenly, without warning, the lazy boy fully reclined under the weight of the both of them. Alucard's body fell fully upon her and pinned her to the chair.

"Holy shit!" exclaimed Integra. "It that his leg or his…"

"You smell Devine." praised Alucard, still sniffing her.

"Thanks. I took a bath."

Integra struggled and struggled to push him off her, but the more she bucked against him, the more it seemed to turn him on. Alucard grabbed her head in his left had and held it still as his right hand snaked its way around her waist.

"Oh, boy. Think quick or you dinner." thought Integra.

Then she got an idea.