The Far Too Numerous Antics of Lucius Malfoy

by Duchess of Inkling

Welcome to the triumphant, or not so triumphant, comeback of this knickerspoilingly exciting story, which, as ever, seeks to document the activities of everybody's favourite evil, snobistic, and especially blond, wizard. Warning: HBP Spoilers occur.

18. Chapter 18: The Fangirl Cometh

(A/N: Today's is a guest publication, my dears. Imagine my surprise when I was suddenly offered this beauty of a story, furnished and ready for use, waiting in my inbox. Well, what could I do but show it proudly to the world? Remember, all praise should go to silverrose18f, which is indeed her username, for any pleasure this gives you. Thank you, SilverRose, I hope this gives you some kind of satisfaction and maybe joy. Stay beautiful.)

Chapter 18: The Fangirl Cometh

Remus Lupin was in front of the Malfoy Manor, sweeping the porch for the twentieth time that day, when he saw a fangirl approaching.
"Um, can I help you," he inquired timidly, dropping the broom in advance, and getting ready to flee.

"I own you! I bought you off e-bay!" She showed him the confirmation email.

"NO!" Lupin screamed. He turned to run away, but bumped into Lucius Malfoy. Getting on his knees, he begged, "Please, Malfoy, not a FANGIRL!"

"Sorry, Lupin," Lucius smirked, "But I just don't have the money to feed you...wait yes I do! Too bad!"

"Yeah about that..." the fangirl intterupted, "I own you too, Lucius."

"WHAT? WHO SOLD ME!" He snatched the email out of her hands. The crazed fangirl took the opportunity of his state of dazed unbelief to drag both him and Lupininto the sunset by the crazed fangirl. Meanwhile, around the corner, Snape leaned against a tree counting the money he just recieved from e-bay, sniggering evilly.