Disclaimer: I still don't own any SSBM characters
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Police officer: WARNING! The Oompa Loompas have escaped, if you see any of those singin' orange bastards you must shoot them down with everything you got!If you are caught without a weapon then call 1-800-WE HATE OOMPA LOOMPAS
End of Commecial One
Commecial Two
Pet Shelter Woman: Attention everyone someone has lost a piece of bacon. This bacon strip answers to the name "Crispy". If you see said piece of bacon call 1-555-BACONFINDERS, so we can return this bacon to its poor, sorry-ass owner.Again that's 1-555-BACONFINDERS. (even if you find the bacon, it's okay to keep because I don't give a shit!)
End of Commercial Two
Commercial Three
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Link: Your're still going to pay you sorry-ass bastard1!
Me: See ya!