Disclaimer: I still don't own any SSBM characters xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Frank: Welcome back to "Behind the Scenes"!(cheering) Now that Link is done dealing with his humiliation let's ask him a few more questions! Third question...
Link: NO! NOT AGAIN! THE LAST DAMN QUESTION YOU ASKED WAS FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING ONTHAT FUCKED UP TAPE!
IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION I'LL CUT YOUR SORRY-ASS THROAT!
Frank: Okay... since I'm scared out of my mind I'll let my co-host ask the questions!(Frank runs away screaming)
Co-Host: ...oookaaayy.Third question...
Link: (Link shoves sword into the co-host's throat then Link laughs insanley) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (crowd screams)
Frank: (Frank walks back in to see his co-host lying on the floor in a bloody heap) OH MY GOD! (Frank looks up at Link an then he takes out a very large megaphone) LINK! LINK! CALM DOWN! I JUST WANT TO ASK A FEW MORE QUESTIONS THEN YOU CAN GO!
Link: Okay okay as long as you let me leave this shithole when you're done asking questions.
Frank: Third question were you ever arrested?
Link: Yeah
Frank:What for?
Link: I attempted to smuggle 12 kinds of alchohol from another country.
Frank: How long were you locked up?
Link: Originally I was sentenced to two years in prison, but I got out in two weeks.
Frank: How?
Link: I used a spoon.
Frank: But couldn't you use your mole mitts or your shovel?
Link: No, because they were confiscated after I hit the warden with my boomerang.(crowd laughs)
Frank: ...okay... Fourth question! How was your relationship with your parents?
Link: Well if you played the game you would know that they died, but in real life, my dad was a polka singer and my mom was insane.
Frank: ...Words fail me...(Frank's mind: what a freak...if he had any brothers I bet they would be gay clowns or something)Fifth question what were your jobs before you worked for Nintendo?
Link:I worked as a garbage man.
Frank: what was that like?
Link:It sucked ass!
Frank: Woah okay Link calm down!
Link:Okay..thanks
Frank:Okay now what was your 2nd job like?
Link:I entertained kids at parties.
Frank: That doesn't sound so bad
Link: Oh hell yeah it is!
Frank: Let's go to the tape!(Frank puts in tape)
Link: (Link watches in horror as the video shows him in a clown costume calling himself Assholio the Crack addicted clown. Then it shows the clown getting on a unicycle while jugglingflamingchainsaws.) (Link runs away while the crowd is laughing so hard that they can't breathe)
Frank: (laughing) That was the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while! Well that raps up our show, so see you next time on "Behind the Scenes" (Loud applause)
Credits
Producer:Possesd Angel
Character voices:
Frank-Chris Rock
Link- As himself
Co-host- Who cares? he's dead!
A special thanks to:
My brothers (UltimateMachine King and Reege The Bat)for thier support, Princess Zelda for submitting the tape, and my friendStella the Hedgehogwho helped make the commercials.
Thanks for reading!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Me:Thank God! the final chapter is complete!Also Link has stopped chasing me because he is now out to kill Zelda!
Link:THAT BITCH!