The fairies' point of view after the first book ...
Fowl is Foul
Artemis Fowl, you venomous owl,
You're evil and nasty and just no fun!
You beat up the fairies, and ruined their theories
And stole all their gold – you took a whole ton!
Artemis Fowl, you cantankerous howl,
You think we are beaten, you think you have won!
You think that the fairies are silly and airy,
And will forgive and forget just what you have done!
Artemis Fowl, you frightening scowl,
We are coming to get you – there's nowhere to run!
The wrath of the fairies is something quite scary,
We will take you and hide you away from the sun!