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"What's going on?" asked Tails, as he quietly looked around. "Why is everybody fighting? This isn't right, no one should fight on Saint Valentine's Day! I better go tell Sonic what's going on!" and then he quickly flew off to find Sonic and tell him the whole entire situation.
Sonic was in the bathroom, and he was so busy getting ready for a big night, that he didn't hear a fluffy little fox repeatedly knock on the door. "Sonic, Sonic," Tails gasped, all out of breath, "I gotta...talk to you...it's urgent...Sonic, please...I...need to...talk...to...you..." Soon, Sonic who was now dressed in a crisp, fine-looking, black tuxedo opened the door, but he accidentally squashed the little furball into the wall with it. "Were you saying something, keed?" Sonic asked, as he straightened out his small, satin white bow tie and began to comb his long, spiky, sapphire quills with a small, plastic red comb. "Sonic,..." gasped Tails, breathlessly, "Something's weird is going on, everyone is fighting, and I don't know why,..."Then Sonic immediately put down his comb and thought for a slight little moment. ''Now who would want to ruin Valentine's Day?'' he asked himself, as he tapped his foot. "I bet it's someone who hates love!" Tails immediately guessed, and then a big, bright shiny light bulb appeared over Sonic's head. "That's it!" Sonic shouted, "It must be a someone who hates our friends, who doesn't have any friends, a someone who hates everything, especially Valentine's Day, Cupid, roses, hearts, flowers, poems, songs, cards, romance, friendships, kissing, and most of all, me," Tails suddenly knew that someone. "Sonic, you don't mean--"
"Oh, yes, Tails, Dr. Ivo Robotnik himself, the meanest, vilest, nastiest, and the most despicable man we've ever faced," said Sonic. "C'mon, we'd better split, kit!" and at that moment, they were off in a flash.
"Excellent, excellent, St. Valentine's Day is ruined, everyone is hating each other!" Dr. Robotnik cackled with glee, as every couple down in Mobius yelled and shouted at each other. Further on the end of the corner, Lucinda dumped a large, crystal bowl of fruit punch on top of Lucus's head, Breezie's robotic hand came down on Junior Robotnik, and every other lovely couples were screaming at each other! This was a disaster!