Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Numb3rs or any of the characters therein.

Author's note: I think I listed this as a poem because about half is like a free-form, the rest is a story. Please let me know if I got this right. I've been silently attending a party at "Don's apartment" lately and was inspired to write this. I'd like to do the further Adventures in Gun-Cleaning and Jeans-Pulling. Rating this was hard- so I gave it a mature rating, because of what one might infer, but not what I was necessarily implying.

7:37 am

In the staff lounge, Don Eppes stared longingly at the coffee pot as the hot liquid started to pour into the carafe. He sighed. No time to wait, he inserted his hand into his right jeans pocket, groping the soft material until he found his last piece of gum. Tearing off its flimsy covering, he placed the gum in his mouth and headed out the door.

11:42 pm

Me! Me! Me! cried Swizzle.

She stood in a row with her sisters on either side of her.

They were all dressed in the same ugly pink and white.

Handsome's hand was hovering above their heads.

They waited in barely surpressed anxiety, each one's silent desire rattling their surroundings.

There!

Swizzle shoved two sisters aside and pressed against Handsome's fingers.

She waited.

Anticipated.

His fingertips caressed her head.

Slid down her body.

Grasped her gently.

She felt elevation-

Oh! so rough, so calloused.

The fingers holding her body firm.

Then-

Wetness, heat-

Her whole body spinning,

Swirling through liquid,

Splendid sweetness!

Then-

Slow floating,

Hot breath assailed her, whipping through her center.

So soft, so moist-

Lips pressed around her.

A gentle wetness of a tongue flickering-

Hardness-

hard teeth-

Gripping, holding, pressing in her-

Oh! Handsome! Swizzle thought.

But-

Too soon, the warmth of him was gone.

And Swizzle flew into the darkness.

A cold feeling around her,

Recent memories warming her.

Swizzle sighed.

"Don't look too happy," growled Lid. "Where we're going, there is no coming back".

"Don't worry, it's okay", assured Swizzle. "I've just been to heaven and it's wonderful!"

"You weren't in heaven" challenged a voice behind Swizzle.

Swizzle turned to argue, but her voice died in her throat.

"You weren't in heaven- you were only at the pearly gates" stated gum.

"Now I- I was in heaven"!