Standard Disclaimer still applies and will always apply. Poetic license galore.

Yeah, another interlude. This is Bors' thoughts now. I wanted to go alphabetically, but I'm just not inspired enough, I need more inspiration, I try hard to capture each character's personality, but it's just so hard b/c they are very diverse, I need to watch the movie again, but nobody'll buy it for me and I'm currently broke… Anyways I'm ranting and that gets annoying… onto Bors' interlude.


Bors' Thoughts
She's a lil' spitfire, that one. A vicious lil' blaze, but ya can never tell wiv the way she looks all innocent like. We took 'er in like she's one o' me bastards then she tells us she's an assassin. 'Ard ta believe really. She ain't a kid, but I feel like I gotta look after the little 'un, it's bad 'nough that them nightmares 'o 'ers wake 'er up, but them demons in 'er 'ead must be bad.

After takin' care o' Dag, I owe that lil'un a lot. Dag's me best mate, 'elped me charm Vanora 'e did. She's lot like my Van too. Fiery, beautiful and lovin'. If'n I'd been younger, I'dve tried charmin' 'er meself, but I'm all Van's and the little bastards o' mine.


I noticed that she's been awfully quiet lately, I been finkin' that maybe she's finkin' 'bout her man… Connor, I fink 'is name was. But she's distant. She saved Dag, she saved us wiv her magic. I dunno what we'd do wivout 'er.

(A/N: This part was suggested by my beta because she is really a big help!)
Course' wiv any luck we won't 'ave to find out. But then luck ain't never really bin on our side 'as it? If it 'ad there'd be more o'us still breevin' woun't there?

Ah, well, s'pose we'll just take it as it comes eh? Like we always do…..don't s'pose I'll like it though if we ever lose the little maid….never would our Lance I reckon…but if I start finkin' on that I'm gonna get a soddin' headache.

"OI ROXIE! Can I check on me mate now?"


Yeah, I figured that Bors isn't really pensive, so I didn't really give him a lot to say. What do you think?

Thanks especially to Tracy137, my awesome beta, who reminds me to think when I don't and her comments keep me grounded. Thanks so much Tracy!

Thanks to my reviewers:

Ailis-70: Thanks for reviewing, your comments really help me out a LOT! They get me thinking. And G is definitely a supernatural type being, not Connor. Although a very interesting concept, they are very different. Connor is gentle, kind, loving, charming and all that while G can be a little condescending. A sort of Jiminy Cricket type of person. Yeah, Lancelot and Roxie… maybe, maybe not. You'll see soon I promise.

Captain Annie: Yeah… the body heat thing… well that'll be the next chapter and it will be a fun one. G, well Arthur and Roxie saw 'him' briefly, but they were so wrapped up in Roxie's well being that they weren't sure what they saw. But seeing 'him' will happen in due time. Thank you!

Sorceress Misha: Cookies are great bribes! Sadly, I have been labeled as "Cookie Girl" at work because I usually end up doling out cookies in gratitude or accepting them when a big favor comes up. Thanks for the review.