A/N: My First tradgedy/comedy! It wasn't ghost-written. It seems like it, if you have actually read my other (depressing) fics. But hey, I'm a very split person. Two personalities.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry. Or Draco. Or any other HP character.
Why me?
Harry sat in the eternal void, wondering if he could ever get any better.
Something odd had come over him. He kept doing crazy things, and his friends too. Some evil puppeteer was jerking his strings. Maybe several. The other day Hermione had kissed Draco. Another Time he had fallen in love with Draco while locked in Azkaban for no apparent reason. Even now he wasn't sure what he was doing.
Suddenly he felt himself move. Not again…
Elsewhere, a young boy pulled out his keyboard and blew off the dust. He had just seen the HP movies and decided to write about what happened after the war.
Harry was standing in a small cellar in Azkaban.
Harry felt himself standing in some kind of cellar. He instantly knew it was Azkaban.
Lord Voldemort was with him.
Suddenly a shapeless blob appeared next to him. He knew that it was Voldemort, but not why.
Voldemort drew out a long black wand and yelled " Avada Kedavra"Harry heard Voldemort yell the Killing Curse. But Nothing happened.
A jet of light shot out of his wand. " Oh no!" said Harry.
Harry saw a jet of light shoot towards him. Instead of running, which he wanted to do, he yelled " Oh No!".
Harry tried to find his Wand, but he couldn't find it! He cowered in the corner as the jet of light hit him.
Harry knew where his Wand was, but he was being made to look in the wrong places!
He cowered in the corner, although he could easily run away : the cellar had no walls. It just said Cellar in the air.
The light hit him, but did nothing. He was very confused, but this kind of thing happened to him all the time.
There was a huge explosion and Harry and Voldemort died.
Suddenly a huge explosion came from nowhere and killed both Voldemort and Harry. He wondered why.
Then he was sent back to the void, waiting for the next unfortunate adventure.
And they all lived happily ever after.
A/N: The idea came from some time when I was reading this rubbish fic on another website, and I thought: Would those characters enjoy being tortured?
That particular fic was one where Harry killed Dumbledore, for no particular reason.
Thus Why Me was born!
If someone else has already had the idea (and with the amount of rubbish fics there are, no doubt one exists) I did not plagiarise. I hate plagiarism.
R&R please. Thank you.