Hatsuharu walked down the lane holding a pretty parasol because he was in love. Yes, he was in love. And he was going to do something about it, god dammit. Hatsu had fallen in love with his best friend, Momiji the bunny, or Momijerson, as he was later known but most people knew him as the Fudge Dinosaur, or the Fudginator.

Anyway, Hatsu was in love with the most beautiful fudgy man in all the kingdom. But! Momiji knew nothing of his feelings. And therein lay the root of the problem, for Hatsu was only the court minstrel, while Momiji was the chef. Yuki was the prince, because he's so charming! (Author's note: get the pun? LOL) Kyo lived in a simple dumpter with his loving mate Hatori near the IHOP (that's international house of pancakes for all you foreigners, although I don't know why you don't have it, it's international! LOL) Anyhootinoggin, IHOP was the greatest teen hangout since disco. So there Hatsu was heading. For Momijerson was the grand chef royale of pancakes, as he later was known as, but most people knew him as the Fudge Dinosaur, or the Fudgisaurus.

Hatsu burst threw the doors of IHOP and twirled his parasol like the very best geisha girl in the world. Which he had won, seven years in a row. (GO HATSU! I love him sooo much. I want some bologna reallll bad though!)

Momiji looked up from his pancake oven to spot Hatsu in his very best. Momiji was angry because Hatsu was….NOT NAKED! He angrily threw his frying pan (ha that's so funny!) across the room and killed a nearby chillder. And incidentally, this chillder had a death wish anyway.

Anyway, Hatsu was thoroughly aroused by this move. His body was one big dripping boner of love and lust and hatred for his fellow man, but not too much hatred.

Momiji then realized the error of his ways and invited the boner back into the kitchen where he kept his secret stash of dominatrix gear and cocaine. (you just know he's secretly a drug lord and a seme! LOLRSK8S)

Hatsu knew his time had come. Momiji stripped the poor cow and strapped him down to a large table. "Now I will show you the miracle of love," purred Momiji, a raging rabbit, or much like a dinosaur of his own namesake. He took out his large whip and struck Hatsu's vulnerable naked flesh and beat him severely before forcing him to shoot up several rounds of cocaine. (LOL)

(I'm sorry, but Fudgasaurus is such a funny name!)

Hatsu felt his erection full of life! And it burst. Momiji used the delicated liquid to line his pancakes. Which he fed to Hatsu.

Little did Hatsu know that he was extra fertile and that eating his own seed would plant the necessary growthisms to make his belly full of baby! Oh nose!

Hatsu woke up a little while later in the home of Kyo and Hatori, the dumpster located near IHOP (If you're hungry , they're open Sunday through Thursday 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m, Friday and Saturday 7:00 a.m. to 12:00 midnight!) Kyo knelt down because he was the doctor in this dumpster. And a good thing too because Hatsu was a lazy asshole. (SO TRUE!) Kyo felt the anger inside Hatsu's abdoment. Kyo gave him a mento to keep him happy, while Kyo gave him the most painful C-section nine months later.

It was another Hatsu! Joy! Momiji would have fun with this one in 13-17 years!

And the circle of life goes on!

(Author's note: Whoops! I forgot that some IHOPs are open 24 hours! Teehee)

I LOVE Hatsu/Momiji, they're the perfect couple and my own personl OTP