Kriss acted like normal when Dave turned up
"Hey baby" Dave called "Kriss?"
"What?" Kriss answered
"Can we start sleeping together again?" He pleaded, "Can we have sex?"
"Sure" Kriss smiled "we'll do it tonight, I promise"
That day went at snails pace for Dave. He kept looking at Kriss in the way a starving man would look at a packet of roasted peanuts, and why? Because he couldn't wait to get the wrapper off and taste the salty goodness!
Kriss asked Arnold to have Chloë, Llewey and Jim-Bexley over night. She dressed in her sexy lingerie and lay on her bed. Dave walked in humming a tune. Suddenly he stopped, he'd seen Kriss lying there, he went over to her and kissed her. She moaned with pleasure
"Take off my clothes" she begged, he did as he was told
"What do you want?" he asked her
"I want your cock" she replied, breathless
"You're going to have to wait," he told her. Suddenly Kriss came to her senses
"Have you got a condom?" she asked
"What?" he replied, "Why do we need one?"
"I don't want to get pregnant again," she told him
"Okay, I'll go get one"
Dave came back about ten minutes later
"Got one" he called
"Great" she responded
"Can we have sex now?"
Kriss giggled "sure"
Dave made himself hard before putting the condom on. To do this he ran his fingers through her hair, caressed her breasts and stroked her pussy. Throughout all of this she was moaning with pleasure. When he was fully erect he put the condom on and lay on top of her.
"This feels weird," he told her "it's been a while since we used a condom, years in fact"
"I know, Dave" she told him "but we're not doing this unprotected. You need to use one!"
Dave forgot about the condom quite quickly and got on with what he was doing.
He kissed her and healed her hand as he entered her. The mixture of pain and pleasure made her gasp. Soon though it felt wonderful. Kriss was on top of the world. This meant so much more than Arnold, he was just a casual partner. He was good but Dave made her feel loved and secure. They were together for two hours before Dave came. He took the condom off and threw it away. They lay together; they didn't have to worry about come stains on the sheet because it was all in the condom. After about fifteen minutes Kriss kissed him and said goodnight.
Kriss didn't go to sleep though, she just lay there and thought about what she was doing. What if she became pregnant again? Suddenly, as if on cue she felt her period start "fan-smegging-tastic" she whispered to herself. There and then Kristine Kochanski made a promise to herself – use condoms, with both of them. However much they pleaded, begged for unprotected sex, don't give it to them. If they respected her at all they would do as she asked.
Kriss carried on sleeping with both Arnold and Dave at the same time they were always protected. It was hard for Kriss to find time for her forbidden liaisons with Arnold Rimmer, but they did find time and made the most of the time they were given.
"Guess what" Holly appeared on his screen
"What" Kriss asked him
"Have a guess!" Holly responded cheekily. They all knew what was coming; Holly did it all the time
"What is it remotely about?" Dave asked him
"No clues, just have a guess" Holly sounded even more cheeky "I knew you wouldn't get it" he giggled "there's a supply ship out there and it's crash landed on a planet"
"What supplies are there?" Kriss asked
"Not sure" Holly responded, "let's take a butchers!"
Holly flew Starbug down to the planet and landed next to the crashed supplies ship
"Extraordinary" Kryten exclaimed
"What?" Kriss asked
"The atmosphere appears to be breathable," Kryten told them
"Fabaroo" Kriss smiled "we'll take the children then, Chloë's been asking to go on what she calls a Space Mission!"
"Yeah" Arnold replied, "She's been asking me too!"
"What have you been telling her?" Kriss asked
"I tell her that when a safe mission comes up, I'll ask you!" Arnold smiled
"Thanks" Kriss replied, also smiling "so do you agree that Chloë should come?"
"Yes I Do"
"What about you Dave?"
"What do you mean?" Dave asked, "Why are you asking me, she's not mine!"
"She's as much yours as mine" Kriss answered "and Arnold's, you're her Daddy Dave! You are involved in her life!"
"Yeah, I suppose so" Dave replied
"There's Llewey, Jim-Bexley and Alicia-May too, they're your children as much as mine, if you don't want them to go, I'll stay here with them!"
"Okay" Dave responded "they can go, but on these terms"
"Go on" Kriss smiled
"We have one child each, Rimmer you have Chloë, Cat, you have Llewey, Kriss, you have Alicia-May and I'll have Jim-Bexley!"
"Okay" they agreed
"Can I tell Chloë?" Arnold asked
"I wanted to" Kriss protested, "Why don't we tell her together"
"Okay then" Arnold agreed, "I'll go get her"
Arnold called Chloë and took her back to where Kriss, Dave, Kryten, Cat, Llewey, Jim-Bexley and Alicia-May were waiting. They were all kitted out ready to go.
"Where are we going, Mummy" Chloë asked
"We're going on a space mission!" Kriss answered
"Wow, really?" Chloë asked
"Yes" Arnold replied
"Thank you, Mummy, thank you Daddy" Chloë's smile was bigger than ever
"See" Kriss said to Dave, "that's why you have kids!"
"Why" Dave asked
"So you can make them happy" Kriss responded "look at her, she looks so pleased, it's great!"
"Yeah" Dave agreed, "I wonder what we'll find"