A/N: There's a little something extra at the end for you all...highly unlikely, but hilarious!

Friday November 18

Elliot is waiting outside the theater for the other three detectives to arrive.

"So...you bored yet," the sound of Munch's voice comes over the ear piece Elliot is wearing.

"I'm gettin' there. Where's Olivia...she's had all day," Fin adds.

"Calm down boys. She'll get here," Elliot says back. He's always found it fascinating; the other's interest in Olivia.

A cab stops directly in front of Elliot. Olivia waves to him inside. He opens the door for her and helps her out.

"You look great Liv."

"Thanks. You don't look so bad yourself."

"I'm just glad to see you. You've spared me from Munch babbling in my ear all night."

"Hey," Munch chimes, "I do not babble. It's witty banter."

They both laugh. Olivia points down the sidewalk, "Looks like our friends decided to show up."

Bobby and Alex join them.

"Olivia, you look fantastic," Bobby says with a smile.

"Thanks."

"My partner, the gentleman."

"Well, I don't mind."

"So...Liv...are you," Elliot gestures to his inner pocket.

"Carrying...not this time. No where to put it. But you should ask Alex."

Alex waves her handbag, "Didn't think we carried these things just match our shoes did you?"

Bobby shakes his head, "What do you say we get this thing underway? Besides, it's a little chilly out and wouldn't want you ladies catching a cold..."

He holds the door open for Olivia and Alex. They nod as they walk by in signal. Elliot passes through before Bobby follows directly behind him.

"Alright. Let's find him," Elliot says.

The detectives scan the room. Bobby sees Malachi and signals to the others. They walk over to him.

He immediately recognizes the two, "Detectives...Stabler and Goren?"

"Yeah," Elliot smiles, "But Elliot and Bobby will do."

Bobby leans closers to Elliot.

"Sure. And who are these lovely beauties with you this evening?"

"Where are my manners," Bobby says, "This is Olivia Benson and Alexandra Eames."

"And we're just good friends of theirs," Olivia says.

"Oh...well, lucky fellas."

"And while we're on the topic. They're...together," Alex says, completely calm.

Elliot's face is partially frozen in shock.

"Don't be so upset," Bobby says as he throws his arm around Elliot, "It's his first...experiance. He's very new at this. Are you ashamed of me, are you love?"

Elliot practically cringes as he strokes Bobby's hand, "No. Of course not. Just. A little nervous," he forces a smile.

Malachi barely can hide his disgust, "I thought you were a different kind of man, Elliot. You're a..."

"Sinner," Bobby interjects, "well, aren't we all?"

"But," Malachi leans into them, "You are laying with men like men lay with women. You are fornecators!"

"Only if I'm lucky," Bobby says with a sly smile.

Olivia and Alex can hardly hide their laughter. Elliot gives them a dirty look.

Olivia strides over to Malachi, "You know, it's always a shame to see any man without a lady on his arm."

"Or two," Alex says.

"Would you mind if we sit with you?"

"No, not at all," he offers them each an arm.

"Besides, I'm sure those two would love some alone time," Alex says as they disappear with Malachi to take their seats.

"Munch, you got em," Elliot calls back.

"Loud and clear. And Elliot...I never..."

"Shut up John."

Bobby laughs.

"They put you up to this didn't they?"

"What? Me...so easily swayed by women...well, yeah. Actually...and we need to keep this little act going...so we can stay close."

Elliot rolls his eyes, "Alright. But I don't put out of the first date."

"Tease," Bobby says with mock anger.

"Let's go lover boy," Elliot says.

The two go and find their seats, close to the ladies and Malachi. Elliot throws his arm around Bobby and glances over his shoulder.

"They can see us, we can see them..."

"Sounds like a..."

Bobby is cut off by Elliot capturing him in a passionate kiss. When Elliot pulls away, Bobby's face is bright red, much to the delight of Olivia and Alex, who are now in hysterical laughter.

Elliot turns to Bobby, "That's for calling me a tease."

The lights go down and the show starts...