They walked across the planet and into the crashed space ship. The planet was rocky underfoot and Jim-Bexley fell over many times. In the end Dave picked him up
"No, Chloë" Arnold told her "you've got to be quiet in here and do as Daddy or Mummy tells you"
"Okay Daddy" Chloë replied
"You promise?"
"I promise"
"Jim-Bexley's not as advanced as Llewey" Dave commented to Kriss "do you think we should worry about him?"
"Nah" Kriss reassured him "Llewey's more sure of himself than Jim-Bexley, Llewey will try anything, Jim-Bexley doesn't have the confidence"
"True"
"It's amazing, our boys, so alike, yet so different
"Yeah"
"Wow" gasped Chloë as they made their way onto the ship. There were toys everywhere, for all ages. To the left was a large old-style Silver Cross pram, a double buggy and a single buggy. Kriss laid Alicia-May into the Silver Cross pram
"Perfect" she said, "I've always wanted one of these"
To the right were packets of clothes, baby clothes, toddler clothes, children's clothes, adult's clothes, everything.
Dave took Jim-Bexley into the next room. This room was five-times bigger than the first room and all Dave could see was brown boxes they were all unmarked. On the wall next to the light switch was an invoice. Dave pulled it off the wall and read it. His eyes widened as he went down the list. In the boxes were condoms, 500,000 packets with three in each packet. Dave couldn't be bothered to do the maths but he realised that it would be a very large number. He ran back to the entrance room and told them what he had found.
"So you're telling me, there are 1,500.000 condoms in that room?" Kriss clarified.
"Yeah" Dave nodded
Kriss grinned "fan-smegging-tastic, what types?"
"All Durex ones, extra-safe, sensation, everything" Dave told her
"Great I've run out of the pill, there wasn't many condoms left and now we've found some, it's great"
"I'm going to explore some more" Dave announced" come on Jim-Bexley"
Dave and Jim-Bexley went back into the condom room and through a door into another room, there was jewellery stacked everywhere. Dave walked over to the diamond rings; he wanted to get Kriss an engagement ring. Suddenly one struck him straight away and he knew it was the one; it was a single white diamond on a platinum band. He looked at the price tag $£5997, it was perfect for Kristine she'd love it. While he was there he decided to look at the wedding rings. He slipped the engagement ring in his pocket and checked on Jim-Bexley. As he turned his head back round he saw them, two platinum and gold bands perfect. Suddenly he heard his name called he picked up the rings and slipped them into his pocket
"I'm coming" he called back "come on Jim-Bexley"
"Oh good, sir you're here" Kryten celebrated "we've got to transfer all this onto Starbug" Dave turned round he saw exactly what he had seen before
"What, everything?" Dave asked
"Yes" Kryten nodded "Miss Kochanski wants everything"
It took them the best part of three days to transfer everything from one ship to the other
"Do you mind if I go out tonight?" Kriss asked Dave once they had taken off
"Nah" Dave replied, "I don't mind"
"You don't mind being here alone with Chloë, Llewey, Jim-Bexley and Alicia-May?" she assured
"I don't mind" Dave smiled.
Later Kriss secretly slipped some condoms into her purse and made her way down to Arnold's quarters. She sneaked into the room and took off her uniform, underneath was some new sexy lingerie she had found on the other ship.
"Hello Mr. Rimmer" she teased, "I'm here, I'm horny, and I need sex!"
"Well, I've never been one to let a lady down" he replied
"Funny" Kriss giggled, "I don't see a lady"
Kriss moved towards him and their lips met, they exchanged tongues and giggled to themselves. Arnold put his had to her back and undid her bra, he pulled it off and threw it on the floor. He buried his head in her breasts and kissed them before moving up and kissing her neck. Arnold moved away and pulled off her knickers, he started pulling of his boxers and made himself hard.
"Have you got one?" Kriss asked, "Have you got a condom?"
"Sure" Arnold felt in his trouser pocket and pulled out his wallet, he opened it up and looked inside
"Extra-safe or sensation?" he asked her
"I'm feeling really horny, sensation"
"Wow"
Arnold put the condom on and entered her straight away; he hadn't had sex in a while so he only lasted thirty minutes, when normally he'd be going for two hours. They both came at exactly the same time, they were happy and they were satisfied.