Disclaimer: I don't own Fire Emblem PoR

Think no spoilers unless you have no clue how old Janaff might be…(Oscar Janaff support)

Flaming exceptions: slight cannibalism. Oh, and I think Ulki would be a little out of character. And this is mostly dialogue.

I Saw What You Ate Last Dinner

"Okay, it happened yesterday…" Janaff said laying on the couch looking up at the ceiling. (Which I have no clue how because of their wings…)

"Yes, I'm listening," Ulki replied readying his pencil to take notes.

"Well…It was like any night, a slight breeze, shiny moon, and Soren would be awake writing his report… I woke up thirsty and I decided to get a glass of water. So I got out of bed, walked towards the flap of the tent, opened the flap, went out of my room, closed the flap…" the traumatized birdie started.

Ulki tapped his pencil on the clipboard and rolled his eyes, "Get on with it!"

The smaller bird sat up, "I was only trying to create dramatic tension!" he yelled right back.

"Ow…I can hear you fine! Don't yell!"

"You're not setting a very good example!"

"Just get on with it!"

"Fine, be that way! Well anyways, I got out right?" he continued, lazily this time. "Then I just drifted to the kitchen when I heard noises."

"Yeah, noises I bet I could hear from my room…" the eviler looking one said scratching stuff onto the paper. (Boy, I'm not very nice to Ulki am I…)

"Well, we can't very well all be like you, okay?" Janaff answered exasperated from Ulki's usual my-skill-is-better-than-yours-na-na-nana-na way of mocking him.

Ulki looked up from his clipboard, "I guess this settles it, I'm more gifted than you are."

"What? You? No way, I-" The shorter hawk stood up to face his 'friend'.

"Yes, yes…a hawk with eyes like a hawk…how gifted," Ulki put down his clipboard.

"You're just saying that because you're jealous!"

"Jealous of what? You got good eyesight because the goddess felt sorry for your short wingspan." (Hey did anyone else compare Janaff's wings to Ulki's, Tibarn's, Reyson's or Naesala's? It's kinda funny…)

"What!" Janaff grabbed Ulki's ear. "AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE SOME VILLIAN YOU WOULD SEE ON JACKIE-CHAN MOVIES!" (I decided to draw Ulki with sunglasses and a gun one day)

"Ahhh! Why'd you do that! You know my ears are sensitive!"

And this went on for several more hours until they couldn't come up with anything other to say except, 'you're stupid', and 'your mom'. During this Ike decided from what he heard out of the tent it was not a wise time to go in and ask them for help for the chapter's battle, therefore they missed out on tearing enemies apart rather than each other. They took a few more attempts of insults that failed and decided to calm down a little.

"Well…" Ulki began out of breath and ears hurting from the fight. "So what happened? What did you see?"

"Oh…well, so…" Janaff got back on the story lungs hurting from yelling too much and eyes hurt from being poked. (Don't scroll up, it says nowhere his eyes were poked). "I went in anyways because I was curious…"

"Children these days…" Ulki shook his head. "They're all so curious."

"Shut up, you know beorcs don't consider anyone who's 100+ years a child," Janaff snapped.

"Well I'm not a beorc am I, touchy, touchy…" Ulki said.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing. Continue…"

Janaff sighed in mock grief, "I just took a peek, and I saw Naesala with his group."

"So?" Ulki replied.

"No, it wasn't him that traumatized me…it was what he was eating!"

"…And what was he eating?"

"…Ulki, are you ready for what I have to tell you?"

"Am I ever? Just go on."

"He was eating a chicken."

-And they never looked at him the same again.

I know I know…I well accept any kind of flames. Just this once…I'd even flame myself…

One thing, ravens-crows…they'd eat any kind of dead thing so I thought it shouldn't be a problem, but then I was like, what would it look like to members of the other bird tribe?

Yes, and I know there were things not relating to the story at all, but oh well.