By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Hamtaro, Jenny Craig or Hungry Jacks :(
Hi, let me say thanks to Dolphin Lover13 for pointing out it is Take out not Take Away. Thanks! And also to Stan-The-HamHam: Yes, Stan will be in it, he's in this chapter!
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Chapter 2- Angry, Angry Pashmnia"We should first go to…" Hamtaro stopped jumping up and down and paused for about 10 seconds.
"Well? What ham-dude?" Stan asked, shaking his maracas that he got out of NO-WHERE.
"I…don't know."
The other Ham-hams fell anime style.
"THEN WHY DID YOU SAY YOU KNEW WHERE WE SHOULD GO TO!" Boss shouted angrily.
"Whoa Boss, calm down! Breathe with me." Maxwell breathed in deeply.
Boss glared at him. "Don't even think about it."
Maxwell didn't dare let go of his breath. His face went purple. "I'll…just…go…to…the…bath…rooooommm…" He ran (well, waddled) into the bathroom as fast as he could. All you could hear was deep gasping for air and: "THANK GOD, I'M ALIVE!"
"Maybe we should ask Jingle. He's travelled a lot." Dexter suggested.
"Great idea!" Pashmina complemented.
"Well thank you Pashmina!" Dexter said, blushing bright red.
"DON'T GET ANY IDEAS DEXTER!" A voice screamed from outside the door. Howdy burst down the door.
"Hey! I only just fixed the from Oxnard!" Panda cried.
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"Ham-Hams, I'm stuck!" Yelled a distressed Oxnard from inside the door. Obviously he had eaten all of his sunflour seeds for his birthday from Kana and the rest of the Ham-hams. His huge body couldn't fit through the small wooden door.
Sorry any Oxnard fans! But don't get me wrong, I like him too!
"Did you eat ALL of the sunflour seeds in ONE day Oxy?" Hamtaro asked.
"Um… There's a few left…"
"Well that's good… I think…" Bijou said slowly.
"They got mud over them so I couldn't until I cleaned them." Oxnard continued sheepishly.
The Ham-hams' sweat-dropped.
"That's Oxnard for you…" Sandy sighed.
The Ham-hams nodded in agreement. They all tugged on him and tugged until they're paws were sore.
"Man Oxnard, like, how many was there!" Stan shouted.
"Oh about… 19238591032895185189358913859138501760198476814786917486969147617496718947689174986718475914890514968140681437601438769148690489068435712695781234561456104857417517857189758749875894917457470859789571814759190 of them. Maybe more."
Stan looked at Oxnard with wide eyes.
"We'll be stuck here the rest of our lives!" Bijou sobbed.
That won't be so bad… Boss thought, imagining him being with Bijou for the rest of his life.
Since they just couldn't pull him in as much as they tried, they got out Panda's saw and started making a hole around the door. It fell with Oxnard scrambling on the floor helplessly
"Maybe I should join Jenny Craig…" Oxnard suggested.
Hamtaro gasped. "No, not…."
"JENNY CRAIG!" All the Ham-hams beside Oxnard gasped together.
"Do you, like, know what she does to hamsters?" Sandy asked.
Penelope shook.
Cappy shuddered and pulled his hat down.
"She shaves off all your fur, and that's only the first part!" Pashmina cried.
"She puts you on a 'Hamster Torture Machine' aka. treadmill and makes you eat LOW-FAT HAMSTER TREATS!" Boss cried.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I DON'T WANNA JOIN JENNY CRAIG!" Oxnard screamed.
"That's right!" Stan said, nodding his head.
Panda was ordered to make a new door and they threw the old door down the river.
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Howdy was covered in sawdust and his eyes were flashing with anger. "PASHMINA IS MINE!"
"NO, SHE'S MINE!"
"NO SHE'S NOT!"
"YES SHE IS!"
"IS!"
"NOT!"
"IS!"
"NOT!
"ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!"
Howdy smirked. "HAH! YOU JUST SAID IS NOT!"
"NO I DIDN'T!"
"YES YOU DID!"
"NOT!"
"DID!"
"NOT!"
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT!"
Stan got in the middle. "Let me settle this. Pashmina's mine." He shook his head in a 'you-should-have-known' way.
Howdy and Dexter glared at Stan.
"SSSSSSTTTTTAAAAAYYYY OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!"
"Whoa! SOR-RY!" Stan cried.
Pashmina took a deep breath.
"I'M NO ONE'S PROPERTY AND IF YOU THINK I AM THEN MEET ME AROUND THE BACK OF THE CLUBHOUSE AND MY PAW WILL BE SLAMMED SO FAR IN YOUR FACE IT WILL NEED MUCH MORE THEN RECONSCRUCTIVE SURGURY!" Pashmina screamed it so loudly that it shook the clubhouse about 1,000 times over.
Howdy, Dexter and Stan's jaws hit the ground and they're eyes bulged out of they're heads.
NO-ONE in the clubhouse had seen Pashmina, the most motherliest and kind-hearted Ham-ham of all of them, get so angry.
All the Ham-hams made a mental note.
Neverget Pashmina angry.
EVER.
They walked a few steps away from Pashmina.
"Uh... Maybe we should go look for Jingle now, right Ham-hams?" Hamtaro said shakily.
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