By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro, it's characters, the song from the Wizard of Oz, Fruit Loops or Panadol. WAAAHHHHHH!
Sorry about the really, really, REALLY late update readers, but I was on holiday! Thanks for everyone who's reviewed so far in the story, your all stars! ) By the way, when there's writing in brackets these one's, that's me blabbing on about something.-----------------------------------------------------
Chapter 3- Searching For JinglePashmina still had steam coming out of her ears and her knuckles
if she has knuckles…--' were white from clenching her paw for so long.
The other Ham-hams were 10 steps behind her.
"We'reeeeeeeeeeee………..
OFF to see Jingle,
Jingle the wonderful Ham.
Because, because, because, because the wonderful things he knows
Like where to find 'Take Out Food'………." All the Ham-hams starting singing, skipping arm in arm.
I know, bad rip off of the 'Wizard of Oz', right? --
"Like, where IS Jingle?" Sandy complained.
"Yeah, we have been walking for probably twenty two hours!" Hamtaro added.
"It's actually been twenty two hours, 24 minutes and 42 seconds." Maxwell corrected.
"Uh…right. I knew that." Hamtaro said.
"Well, we still have to look for Jingle, so that's good. We should…" Bijou started.
"How's that good?" Cappy asked.
"I don't know!" Bijou quickly said.
"Great…" Cappy said sarcastically. A sweatdrop was on the back of his head.
"Like a rainbow in the darkness. :cough, cough:
A masterpiece unsigned. :choke, sputter:
A hole with no donut. :wheeze:
I drift unchained and… :cough! choke! gag! wheeze! sputter: free-ee-ee-ee-eeeeeeeeeee……………."
":squeal:" Herbert squealed loudly at Jingle on his back.
"Oh… :cough, cough: shut up. I'm… :wheeze: trying to get… :gag! gag: to the Ham-ham chemist, so just… :sputter, choke: shut up."
"Jingle!" All the Ham-hams said at once.
Jingle and Herbert 'the poetic pig' walked over to them.
"Hello Hamtamo… :gag! choke! wheeze:"
"IT'S HAMTARO! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!" Hamtaro shouted. "MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER!" Hamtaro grabbed a big piece of paper that said 'The hamster with orange and white fur that looks like this (a poorly drawn picture of Hamtaro is under that, his name is HAMTARO! NOT HAM AND EGGS! OR HAMTACO! OR HAMTAMO! OR ANYTHING ELSE BUT HAMTARO! (then it has 'Hamtaro' written everywhere really thick)' and shoved it in Jingle's ear.
"OW! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? GIVE MY BRAIN PAPER CUTS? ARE YOU CRAZY!" Jingle screamed. He then went into a coughing fit.
Hamtaro grinned. "No, but know that you said so…" He got out a tape recorder and pushed down the record button. "Note to self. Try and give Jingle's brain paper cuts. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…" He pushed the stop button. Then he pressed the record button again. "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha…" He pressed the stop button then looked around with shifty eyes. "I don't have a tape recorder…no, that's silly…"
The other Ham-hams stared at Hamtaro like he was an alien.
"What?" Hamtaro said.
"What wrong with you Jingle?" Dexter asked.
"I have a really bad… :cough, cough: cold…" Jingle said. He grabbed the hanky off Herbert's neck and blew in to it for probably 5 minutes straight. He put it back on Herbert.
Herbert made a face and pulled it off his neck viciously. Another one came on like one of those bathroom towel machine things.
Maxwell piped up. "The common cold can be easily cured by...…….. says a cold medicine and another way is...and another one don't forget...…………….still going but the best one is probably………………...zzzzzzzzzzz……. but Panadol is pretty good too……………..."
By the end of Maxwell's little 'lecture' all the Ham-hams, Jingle and Herbert were fast asleep and snoring loudly.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……………………….. BORING……………………………." They all said in their sleep.
"HEY!" Maxwell cried.
"I'm going to the chemist now. So if you'll excuse me... :choke, gag:" Jingle hopped on Herbert's back.
"Wait! We need to ask you where to find 'Take Out Food'." Boss shouted, jumping up and down.
"It's in the food court my friend. :wheeze, snort:"
"Where's the food court?" Hamtaro asked.
"It's in the... :cough, choke: 'Ham-ham Heavenly Hills Mall'." Jingle and Herbert walked away, Jingle coughing and choking as they went. "CHOKE! COUGH! CHOUGH! GAG! WHEEZE! SNORT! SNORT! GAG! GAG! CHOKE! SPUTTER! SPUTTER! SAY-YOUR-A-UNDER-5-YEARS-OLD-AND-YOU-GET-A-FREE-SODA-AT-THE-MOVIES! GAG! CHOKE! CHOKE! SPUTTER! WHEEZE! WHEEZE! SNORT! CHOKE! COUGH! GAG! SPUTTER! GAG! GAG! SNORT! WHEEZE! CHOKE! CCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!"
"Well, let's go find that mall Ham-hams!" Hamtaro cried, pumping his paw in the air.
"LOOPA!" The all shouted.
"Wait! Like, isn't it 'Oopa'?" Sandy asked.
"You cares Sandy!" Stan shrugged. "It still means the same."
"It sounds like we're saying 'Fruit Loops'." Oxnard announced suddenly.
The other Ham-hams sighed.
"Of course you'd think that, wouldn't you Oxnard?" Boss said, shaking his head.
"I can't help it! I'm addicted." Oxnard protested.
"You're addicted to fruit loops?" Bijou asked.
"Um… HAHAHAHA! Of course not! What made you think that?" Oxnard said nervously. He turned around. "Hey! That rock looks like a big fruit loop!" He ran over to it and chomped down on it.
Can you guess what happens next? D
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Maxwell grabbed a HUGE white tablet with 'Panadol' on it and shoved it down Oxnard's throat. He read out to the other Ham-hams what it did.
"Panadol can be used for head aches, tooth aches, back aches, behind aches, and if someone is uncontrollably screaming and getting on your nerves. They will automatically stop and fall asleep." Maxwell threw the Panadol box backwards.
":cough, gag: HEY!" Jingle shouts from far away. But it really sounded like this to the Ham-hams. ":cough, gag: HEY!"
Oxnard's eyes went sleepy and he started rocking back and forth. "Oh…. I don't feel so good…" He suddenly had a big, goofy, sleepy, drunk looking grin on his face. "I'm going to La-La Land! Snooze City! The Land Of Nod! Sleepy Time Country…." Then he fell to the ground with a THUD!
"Let's try and pull Oxnard along with us Ham-hams…" Hamtaro sighed.
They all grabbed a corner of Oxnard and lifted him with a grunt.
"HEEVE-HO! HEEVE-HO! HEEVE-HO…." Boss chanted.
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