By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: As you should already know, I DON'T OWN HAMTARO! I also don't own Panadol.Okay, I've taken along time to up date again… But, you don't really care, right::readers glare at i-luv-kitkats and grab a tomato each: Um… --' Sorry? SO I've been lazy, sue me!
:readers start calling their lawyers: "Hello, Bob? Yeah it's me…"
NOOOOO! Don't sue me! I only have $10 left of my money! Anyway, Sorry crystalgurl101 for getting your name wrong. I'll get it right for the rest of my stories, I promise!
Readers throw tomatoes at i-luv-kitkats "Get on with it!"
:wipes tomatoes form eyes: AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! I HATE TOMATOES! I HOPE ALL TOMATOES SHRIVEL UP AND DECOMPOSE! No offence tomato lovers…. I just REALLY hate tomatoes! They're so disgust-
Readers glare at i-luv-kitkats again. "GET ON WITH THE STORY::grab a huge basket of tomatoes, a bucket of tomato juice and a wheel-burrow full of tomato paste: OR ALL OF THIS WIL BE ON YOUR HEAD!"
OKAY! ON WITH THE STORY! SORRY! I've also changed form me blabbing like this I like yoghurt to (I like yoghurt). I have because I figured out that it doesn't come up on the actual Internet. And here's some advice for some of you readers… take anger management!
Readers pore all of the tomato stuff on i-luv-kitkats.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Some lady in a business suit walks in. "We are sorry for the inconvenience of the story taking so long. We have told i-luv-kitkats to stop watching the T.V and get on with it. Have a nice day!" Lady grins at readers.
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Chapter 4- Oxnard's 'Little Problem'"Heeve- :gasp: ho… Heeve- :wheeze: ho….." Boss said tiredly.
(Is tiredly even a word? --)
"I… can't… go… any… further….." Dexter gasped. He fell to the ground, panting like crazy.
"NO! GET BACK UP AND HOLD OXNARD BEFORE HE-" The other Ham-hams screamed to Dexter but….
(Too late! Brace your self… :hides under computer desk:)
Oxnard fell from not enough support and squashed the Ham-hams.
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
"GET OFF ME OXNARD!"
"MAN, GO ON A DIET!"
"I'M, LIKE, A GONNER!"
"MY LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES!" Hamtaro screamed. He blinked a few times before speaking again. "That was really boring."
"DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE FLASHING BEFORE YOUR EYES AT A TIME LIKE THIS!" Pashmina squealed. She looked down at her scarf. "AHHHHHHHHH! MY SCARF IS SQAUSHED!"
The poor Ham-hams underneath Oxnard started going purple.
Oxnard slowly woke up. "Ow, something's hurting my back!"
"IT'S US… YOU BUFFOON…NOW GET OFF!" Dexter yelled.
Oxnard rolled over.
The other Ham-hams gasped for breath, and their faces started going back to their normal colour.
(What is their normal colour anyway? You can't even see because of all their fur!)
"FRESH AIR!" Bijou cried.
"LIKE, ALLELUIA!" Sandy added.
"I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVEEEEE!" Howdy shouted. He kissed Pashmina in happiness to get a huge 'SLAP!' from her. A bright red paw print was visible on his cheek.
"Serves you right." Dexter said, nodding in agreement.
"Aw, shut up Dexter."
"YOU SHUT UP!" Dexter shouted.
"NO YOU SHUT UP!" Howdy yelled back.
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP!"
"YOUUUUUUU SHUTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPP!"
"NOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUU SHUTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPP!"
"WHY DON'T BOTH YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU SHUT UP!" Pashmina screamed.
"Uh… heh-heh..." Dexter and Howdy laughed nervously. They backed away from Pashmina, who was glaring daggers at the two.
Oxnard looked at the others. "Why were you all under me anyway?"
"You fell on us." Stan grumbled.
"And how did I fall on you?" Oxnard asked.
"We were carrying you. That was MY exercise for today!" Bijou sighed.
"I see. And WHY were you carrying me?"
"You became unconscious." Maxwell answered.
"And what does 'unconscious' mean?"
(This is going a bit far. Someone's going to crack it verrrry soon…)
"It means you fell asleep for a long time." Maxwell exclaimed.
"And WHY was I sleeping?"
(Nope, maybe next…)
"We, like, gave you Panadol." Sandy said.
"And WHY did you give me Panadol?"
(Still nada.)
"You wouldn't stop screaming."
(Here it comes…)
"WHY wouldn't I stop screaming?"
"BECAUSE YOU BIT INTO A ROCK, GOD DAMN IT!" Boss roared.
(THERE it is! XD)
"And WHY…" Oxnard started.
"STOOOOP!" Hamtaro screamed. "I'LL EXPLAIN IT ALL TO YOU THEN OXNARD IF YOU STOP ASKING!"
Oxnard nodded, got a big bowl pf popcorn out of nowhere and sat down. He looked at Hamtaro eagerly.
Hamtaro took a big breath and said SO quickly, the others could only hear about every 5 words.
"Firstoffjinglecamebysayinghehadabadcoldandneededmedicine,thenyouaddmittedtohavinganaddictiontofruitloops,thenyouthoughtarockwasagiantfruitloopandyoubitintoitandcrackewdyourteeth.Thenyoustartedscreamingandrunningaround,somaxwellgrabbedahuge,asinmostersizepanadoltabletandshoveditdownyourthroat,andthenyoufellasleep,andthenweneededtogettothe'hamhamhevenlyhilsmall'whichwestillneedtogettoo,thenwepickedyouupandstartedheevingacrossthecountry,thenyoustartedaskinguswhywewerecarryingyou,andweanswered,thenyouaskedanother,weanswered,youasked,weanswered,youasked,weanswered,youasked,bossexploaded,youasked,theniscreamedandsaidiwouldexplain,andthenisaidjinglecamealongwithabbadcoldandneededmedicine,thenisaidyouaddmittedtohavinganaddictiontofruitloops,andthenyou.…."
(Did you actually read all that gibberish? -- It just explains what happened to Oxnard and starts again!)
"YOU'RE TELLING THE WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN!" The other Ham-hams screamed.
Hamtaro tilted his head. "I was?" He thought for a while then laughed. "Oh yeah, I was wasn't I? Hahahahaha-"
The others glared at Hamtaro.
"Hahaha…Ummm, I'll stop now…" Hamtaro smiled sheepishly. "Sheesh, they need some anger management." He muttered under his breath.
(You can say that again::Ham-hams glare at i-luv-kitkats: I mean, they don't need it. They're PERFECTLY fine! --' Go Ham-hams…Go Ham-hams… :waves little white flag with 'Ham-hams RULE': See? I think you rule::Ham-hams leave room::once Ham-hams are gone: Freaks…)
"NOW can we go to the 'Ham-ham Heavenly Hills Mall' to get some take out? I'm STARVING!" Hamtaro whined.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" Boss exclaimed, pumping his fist in the air.
"LOOPA!"
"Hey, that sounds like we're saying…" Oxnard started.
Stan covered his mouth. "DON'T EVEN START HAM-DUDE!" He hissed.
"Well, It's not loopa. It's Oopa. Say it with me. Ooooo…Paaaaa." Oxnard explained, sounding out the 'oo' and the 'pa'.
Stan sighed. "We don't CARE Oxnard!"
They started walking off on Oxnard.
It took Oxnard a few seconds before he ran after them screaming: "HEY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITH OUT ME, I'M THE STAR OF THIS STORY!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT, I AM! WHY DO YOU THINK THE SHOW'S NAMED AFTER ME!" Hamtaro yelled back.
"AWWW, PUT A SOCK IN IT HAMTARO!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
(Before this gets ugly, let's end this chapter!)
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Ah, there we go! Yay! More people reviewed my story. Thanks a bunch. AND it's my longest chapter! I need ideas for this story, I've got a HUGE case of authors block. Or WHATEVER it's called. NEED IDEAS! To say your ideas, say them in your review. If I spelt stuff wrong, point that out too.
Hamtaro walks in, bruised and with a blood nose. "YOU DIDN'T SAY PLEASE! NOW THEY WON'T REVIEW, GENIUS!"
Whoa, Oxnard really beat you up. :laughs at Hamtaro: Oxnard bet you up::rolls on floor, laughing like crazy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"No, he didn't I just… fell down a flight of stairs! Yes, that's it…" Hamtaro looks around with shifty eyes.
Uh…huh. PLEASE review, PLEASE say your ideas and PLEASE point out if I spelt stuff wrong. :looks at Hamtaro: Happy now?
"Very."
Heh-heh. I'm NEVER going to forget this day. OXNARD BEAT UP HAMTARO!
"I JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS THAT'S ALL!"
Yep, uh-huh. We'll go with that. Anyway, i-luv-kitkats, signing out! ;)