A/N: I've finally decided to update Hogwarts Online, mmm-kay? Just remember, I am expecting a review for every read! Now, on with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, MSN, etc. etc – you know the drill. Enjoy!
Hogwarts Online 2
Gryffindor Boy's Dormitory
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gryffindor4eva: Thank goodness, it was all just a horrible dream.
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bookworm260: Good morning Harry.
redhead-go-cannons: mornin herminey and harry
crookshanks005: :purrs:
gryffindor4eva: :looks confuddled:
bookworm260: What's wrong?
redhead-go-cannons: yah, wats wrong, u look confuddled
gryffindor4eva: Oh, nothing much. I just had a dream where Voldemort and the Death Eaters killed me, is all.
bookworm260: :gasp: Harry, you should tell Sirius about this! I… I mean Dumbledore. I… I mean… oh, forget it.
Redhead-go-cannons: come on guys, we have potions in half an hour
gryffindor4eva: Yeah, let's go.
Potions Classroom
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greasyhairbignose (Moderator): Well, well, well. As usual, Potter and Weasley are late for class. Ten points from Gryffindor. As for you, Miss Granger, I would have expected better. You are usually abnormally early.
bookworm260: :blushes with embarrassment: Uh… it's not Harry's fault, Professor. He's been having bad dreams.
malfoyjunior: Aww, poor little diddums has been having widdle nightmares.
crabbeandgoyle: snigger snigger snigger
greasyhairbignose (Moderator): That will be enough, Malfoy. Now, who knows the properties of Boomslang skin?
bookworm260: :raises hand:
gryffindor4eva: :looks confuddled:
redhead-go-cannons: :looks confuddled:
greasyhairbignose (Moderator): Hmm, who should I choose.
bookworm260: :whispers: Oh pick me, teacher, pick me, I'm ever so smart…
greasyhairbignose (Moderator): Ten points from Gryffindor for talking in class, Granger. You, Potter. What are the properties of Boomslang skin?
gryffindor4eva: Uhm… I'm not really sure, Professor.
malfoyjunior: :whispers to Potty: Yeah, he'd better ask the filthy Mudblood.
bookworm260: dont do it, harry…
gryffindor4eva: :turns Malfoy into a slug:
malfoyjunior: ARGH::gurgles: My… my father will hear about this::gurgles::spits slime:
redhead-go-cannons: thats bloody brilliant, harry!
greasyhairbignose (Moderator): Mr Potter, 100 points from Gryffindor! Take Malfoy to the hospital wing THIS INSTANT! You will be accompanied by Granger, as it was partially her fault…
bookworm260: :scowls:
greasyhairbignose (Moderator): … and Mr Weasley, for egging Harry on… and Crabbe and Goyle, you go too.
crabbeandgoyle: :knock fists: snigger snigger snigger
redhead-go-cannons: Eep.
Hospital Wing
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smexynursepomfrey (Moderator): Quite a nasty bruise you've got there.
redhead-go-cannons: inno, it was bloody painful at the time
smexynursepomfrey (Moderator): How did you say it happened again?
redhead-go-cannons: oh yeh um I fell on the ground
bookworm260: … onto a rock. Awful, really. Almost gouged his own eye out.
crabbeandgoyle: snigger snigger snigger
malfoyjunior: :gurgles:
smexynursepomfrey (Moderator): Yes, yes, Mr Malfoy, we'll get to you in a minute. Right now we have a very serious black eye to attend to.
gryffindor4eva: Look Madam Pomfrey, I think there's something Crabbe and Goyle need to tell you.
crabbeandgoyle: :look threateningly at Potty:
gryffindor4eva: If you won't tell her, I will. Crabbe punched Ron in the eye, and Goyle punched Ron in the nose.
smexynursepomfrey (Moderator): I will not tolerate this behaviour, boys! 50 points from Slytherin. If I hear of any more violence from either of you, you will be banned from the Hogwarts site permanently.
crabbeandgoyle: :groan:
Girl's Bathroom Chat
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moaning-myrtle-is-emo: :giggles: hello, harry!
redhead-go-cannons: thats rite, just ignor ron…
gryffindor4eva: Hello, Myrtle. We're looking for undiscovered herbs for our Herbology project, and… well… with all the mould in here, this is a better place to find wildlife than in Hagrid's garden!
moaning-myrtle-is-emo: do come and visit sometime, harry…
redhead-go-cannons: hey guys, i see this weird blu plant! Whaddya rekon, dya think its bin discuvrd yet?
bookworm260: Sorry Ron, that's a Snareus Bluis. A distant relative of the Devil's Snare, this cobalt coloured vine will cause boils to sprout whenever human skin touches it.
redhead-go-cannons: woops, too late
gryffindor4eva: Oh, Ron. Gross.
moaning-myrtle-is-emo: :cackles:
bookworm260: This is hopeless. I've found heaps of new plants in Hogwarts, but I wrote reports on them and submitted them to the publishers of An Encyclopedia of Toadstools.
redhead-go-cannons: typical…
gryffindor4eva: Those boils are disgusting. We'd better get them treated.
bookworm260: Another day, another trip to the hospital wing. What sad existences we lead.
Random Hallway Chat
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millie-bulstrode: Oh look, its mudblood!
crookshanks005: Hiss! Hiss!
pansy4draco: LOL MILLIE UR LYK SO FUNNI!111!
bookworm260: Oh look, it's the purebloods, who judge people by their heritage.
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malfoyjunior: Too right we do.
crabbeandgoyle: snigger snigger snigger
pansy4draco: OOH DRACO LOOK OVER HERE!111!
gryffindor4eva: Haven't you made us miserable enough today? I mean, first you call Hermione a mudblood, then you get Crabbe and Goyle to beat up Ron. What next?
malfoyjunior: Well, I believe a little revenge is in order after that awful slug incident. :raises wand: Prepare to be terrified. :conjures Dementor:
gryffindor4eva: :screams like a girl: Someone, save me from the big scary Dementor::faints:
malfoyjunior: :smirks: We don't make fools of you – you all seem to be the do-it-yourself type.
crabbeandgoyle: snigger snigger snigger
pansy4draco: OH DRACO UR LYK SOOOOOO COOL!11!
redhead-go-cannons: its ok harry, ill finish him of::brandishes wand: prepare 2 die, malfoi::casts spell: Avifork::turns into a fork:
bookworm260: Oh, Ron. You must have meant Avifors. Allow me to enlighten you. Avifors is a powerful spell which causes the one on the receiving end to be completely obliterated in a dark cloud of crows. However, avifork… well, let's just say that you cast the spell perfectly.
malfoyjunior: Well Mudblood, I fear I must bid you goodbye. I have business to attend to.
pansy4draco: OOH BUSINESS… DUS IT INVULVE ME!11/
malfoyjunior: :sighs: No, Pansy. I have homework.
pansy4draco: oh.
malfoyjunior: Don't you just hate it when idiots ruin the mood like that?
crabbeandgoyle: yeah. snigger snigger snigger
crookshanks005: Hiss! Hiss!
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pansy4draco: :cries: BUT DRAKI-POO DOESNT WUV ME!
millie-bulstrode: Its okay Pansy he loves you deep down inside of him.
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gryffindor4eva: :regains consciousness:What happened?
bookworm260: Oh, nothing much. Malfoy's up to his old tricks again.
gryffindor4eva: Where's Ron?
bookworm260: He turned into a giant fork.
gryffindor4eva: Well, come on, let's go get Ron fixed up.
bookworm260: No need. :casts spell: Avorkis Un-forkis!
redhead-go-cannons: :turns back into human: gee thanks herminey.
prof-mcgonagall (Moderator): What on earth is going on out here? I'm trying to teach first years to turn slugs into glowsticks and it is incredibly difficult with all this noise!
redhead-go-cannons: uh well u see i woz trying 2 conjure up a fork and woodnt u noe it I accidentaly turned meself into a fork. Funi eh?
prof-mcgonagall (Moderator): Yes… hilarious. But I am afraid that you are going to have to turn yourself into a fork elsewhere, Weasley. You go too, Potter, Granger.
gryffindor4eva: Yes Professor Mcgonagall.
bookworm260: Of course, Professor.
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Fin
A/N: Sooo, what did you think? Good? Bad? Delete? (FYI: The latter is not going to happen.) Please review. Suggestions for settings for next chapter welcome. 3 Alex (the author)