By: (God, if you don't know now you probably didn't look at my name::sobs: DON'T YOU LIKE MY NAME? WAHHHH!)
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Disclaimer: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I D-O-N-T O-W-N H-A-M-T-A-R-O! I also don't own Hungry Jacks, Mike from Monsters Inc, So please don't sue me::gets down on knees and begs: PLEEEEEASE!
Hellooooooooooo Readers! This is i-luv-kitkats here, coming to you from…..her computer desk::hits drums: Doo Doo CHI!
:someone in audience coughs:
Um…anyway, this was a really fast update right?
:another person coughs:
Ok…. Time for the thank yous!
Earth Neko: Ok, I must be strange then! That's probably because I'm ADDICTED to V and Redbull, so I'm hyper a lot. Yep, a lot of my friends say I'm strange too, so you're not the only one! Hahaha! Heh… --
Hannah-chan a.k.a The Evil Illustrator: I'm not a big fan of Pashmina either. But my least favorite is Snoozer. HE SLEEPS AND SNORES TOO MUCH! Sorry Snoozer!
Snoozer gets pulled into room by his sock. "Zu-zu… Yeah you should be! Zu-zu…" He gets pulled back out.
Crystalgurl101:bows: Yes, thank you, thank you, hold your applause!
"Yeah, we will!" An audience member shouts.
Oh yeah? SECURITY!
A big, bald man and a skinny, wimpy-looking man in black shades and suits come into room and go up to trouble maker. "She asked you to leave!" The bald man says.
"Yeah, don't make me pull out the old…" The skinny man starts kicking around like karate. "HI-YA! WOOOOO-HA! WOAAAAAA!"
I'm embarrassed to have a security guy like you, Billy! What's you're excuse?
"Uh…it's my first day!"
YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE WHOLE STORY!
"Then why am I never in it?" Billy whines.
BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU, NOW GET OUT!
Billy sulks away to the corner. "I hate this job anyway…"
THEN I'LL HELP YOU! YOU'RE FIRED!
Billy jumps up and cheers. "WOO-HOO!" Bob throws his shades to the floor, making them break.
HEY! THEY WERE $200 A PAIR::starts running after a screaming Bob: I'LL GET YOU, YOU SON OF A BI-
Business lady form chapter 4 comes in. "Yes, hello again. While we try and calm i-luv-kitkats down, let's go to a commercial break. :grins:
--------------------------Here's the commercial break…----------------------------
Do you look like this::shows a picture of Billy: Well we have this to say to you… HA-HA! YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY! EE-HAW! DONKEY PERSON, DONKEY PERSON! WANT A CARROT, DONKEY PERSON::rolls on floor, laughing: HAHAHAHAHAHA! GET A BAG ON YOUR HEAD OR SOMETHING, I THINK WE'RE ALL GOING TO THROW UP!
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Are you sick of everyone laughing at you::shows man from Donkey Person laughing and pointing at the screen: Then get this special spray and everyone will think you're absolutely gorgeous or handsome::in a quick voice: Even though you're not. :normal voice:
Call 1900-I-LOOK-LIKE-CRAP for information on how to get your $500 can of 'I can make you beautiful! REALLY! Would I lie?' today!
:see business lady again: "Yes, we're back, we've calmed i-luv-kitkats down by giving her $200. Yes, she's very greedy."
I HEARD THAT, MARY-ANNE! AND WHY ARE YOU DOING MY JOB::pushes Mary-Anne out of view: Now, we were we? Oh yeah, the thank-yous. Anyway, crystalgurl101. Thanks for being my BEST reviewer! You've reviewed my story the most::hugs crystalgurl101: You deserve a kit-kat! I will probably use your rubbing alcohol in this chapter, so thanks!
April Chikatow: I'm doing the take out places in the next chapter, I promise! And don't listen to Hamtaro, you're not boring:)
Wow, that took along time. Well, on with the story, I guess!
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Chapter 5- FINALLY!
"AHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE NO, HAVE MERCY!" A voice pleaded.
"IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT WILL HEAL, NOW STOP SQUIRMING HAMTARO!" Another, with a French accent, said sternly.
"PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING BIJOU! JUST DON'T USE THE RUBBING ALCOHOL!" Hamtaro cried.
(There you go crystalgurl101. Thanks for the suggestion!)
Bijou sighed. She clicked her fingers.
(Do hamsters even HAVE fingers??)
"Boss! Stan!"
Boss and Stan raced over.
"I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice." She snapped her 'fingers' again.
Boss and Stan held down Hamtaro.
"HEY! What are you doing to me!" Hamtaro said, trying to wriggle out of Boss' and Stan's grip.
Bijou got the rubbing alcohol and put some on a towel.
(At least I'M prepared. :puts earplugs in ears:)
"YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!" Hamtaro screamed. "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Bijou looked at Hamtaro strangely, still holding the towel. "I haven't put it on yet."
Hamtaro shrugged. "Just practicing."
(Heh-heh. Didn't suspect that, did ya? Now, here's the REAL thing, I swear!)
"YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!" Hamtaro screamed. "IT BURNS! IT BURNS! OH, PLEASE STOP THE PAIN!"
Bijou sighed again and kept putting it on Hamtaro's wounds.
"OW! YEOW! OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OWWWWWW!"
Bijou grumbled. "Oh, shut up." She shoved a hamster-sized apple in Hamtaro's mouth. So now it sounded more like…
"MM! MMMM! MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MM-MMMMMMMMM!"
After Bijou was done, Hamtaro was singing this to keep his mind off the pain: "Mary had a…ow! Little lamb… yeowch! Little lamb… ow!"
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"Are we there yet?" Stan asked.
"No." Pashmina answered.
-------------------------------------30 seconds Later-----------------------------------
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
---------------------------------Another 30 seconds Later----------------------------
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
-----------------------You guessed it, ANOTHER 30 seconds--------------------
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
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"Are we there yet?"
"NO."
(I'm not going to waste my story on writing '30 seconds later' every time, so whenever you see a new 'Are we there yet?' it's another 30 seconds, ok? Ok.)
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"Are we there yet?"
"NOOOOOO!"
"Are we-"
"GOD, DON'T YOU GET IT? WE-ARE-NOT-THERE-YET! SO STOP ASKING ME FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Pashmina exploded.
Stan did that anime thing where the person goes really small and the angry person goes really big. "Uh…heh-heh… I guess we're not there yet right? Um… I'll just get out of you're hair…" Stan zipped to the back of the group. ":shudders: She's nuts."
"Hey, that's my line!" Mike comes into the story.
(What are you doing here? Get out::pushes Mike out of story: Bloody monsters…)
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"LIKE, WOW!" Sandy exclaimed.
A big building with heaps of windows and covered with bright white paint stood in front of the Ham-hams. It said 'Heavenly Hills Mall' and had many humans walking in and out.
"Hey, that's a human mall!" Dexter shouted.
"Oh, there's the hamster one." Maxwell pointed to another, but Hamster-sized, mall.
It had cracks and you could see bricks pocking out of everywhere. There was one window and the 'H' on Ham was backwards. The 'M' in Mall was nearly fallen off and the whole building was painted puke green.
The Ham-hams faces looked like this: 00
Hamtaro broke the silence. "Looks great! Let's go!" He ran into the cracked glass doors.
The others sighed and followed.
Hamtaro's eyes shined. "It's so beautiful…"
Bijou stamped on Hamtaro's paw.
"Ow! What?"
She cleared her throat and fluttered her eyelashes.
"Oh, um… your ribbons look pretty today?" Hamtaro said, confused.
Bijou sighed. "Silly boy." She leaned on a wall.
"Um… Bijou?" Hamtaro said.
"Oui? What is it Hamtaro?" Bijou asked.
Hamtaro pointed to a sign next to Bijou.
Bijou read it. "EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!"
(It says 'FRESH GREEN PAINT, DON'T LEAN ON WALL' just to let you know. ;D)
Bijou bolted off the wall and looked her back. It was completely bright green! "AHHHHHHH! I HATE GREEN!" She looked at her ribbons. "IT DOES'NT EVEN MATCH MY RIBBONS!"
"Guys!" Cappy cried. He pointed in the opposite direction of where they were.
The other turned. "What?" They said together. They all gasped.
A huge sign said…The Food Court.
(Sorry, I couldn't think of a better name! --)
"We made it!" Stan cried happily.
"OOKWEE!" Penelope squeaked.
(Or whatever she does…)
Oxnard was drooling so much, it nearly made a lake in the mall.
"Um…maybe we should go in." Stan said.
"Yyyyyyep." The other Ham-hams, except Oxnard, sighed.
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I'M SORRY! I don't know if that chapter was very funny… --
Also, I'm SOOOOOO sorry I didn't get into the take out restaurants. Like I said before, I'll do one next chapter, I swear. Now THIS chapter is the longest! YAY! MORE REVIEWERS! If I knew who you all were, I'd give you ALL a kit-kat each!
Hamtaro comes in. "Say it…"
:sighs: PLEASE review and give me some more ideas for some take out restaurants. THERE. And how do you get in here anyway?
"Spare key." Hamtaro said bluntly.
Well, maybe I should change the locks then!
"I have claws."
:sighs again: Ah, screw it. :throws papers and walks out of room:
"She didn't say it, sooooo……" Hamtaro grins. "YOU REVIEW AND I'LL KEEP WRITING!"