By: i-luv-kitkats (But don't you know that already?)
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Disclaimer: I…blah blah…don't…yadda yadda…own Hamtaro. Or Subway or it's food products, Hungry Jacks or it's food products, Redbull, Disney Land, WELL DUUUUHHHH! -.-
Hi readers, reviewers and… you other people. I'm using this time to say thanks too…
Chibi Sorceress: Yay! You got the joke! I like your new name too! I'm getting back at Snoozer in this chapter. Heh-heh… And can you thank Peppermint for me?
April Chikatow: 0.0 I thought I did do take out:starts crying: PLEEEEEEEASE DON'T REPORT MY STORY:stops crying: Whatever that means. Yes, I'm VEEEERRRRY dumb.
Faunamon: ANOTHER KIT-KAT LOVER:hugs Faunamon: You even got the joke! Here's that kit-kat you needed. :gives Faunamon kit-kat:
OOO Gleh: Yep, I guess he is, isn't he? But that's Oxnard for you, isn't it:topples over with laughter:
I.am.bkawaii: - Thank you so much!
Elmo ROX: I'm taking your suggestion of Subway in this chapter. Thanks!
stan-and-pashmina: Well what do ya know, you learn something new every day:D Thanks! I'm so glad to have great reviewers like you, backing up my story! AND YOU PUT ME IN YOUR FAV AUTHORS! THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH:hugs stan-and-pashmina:
Hyper On Redbull: You like Redbull? I LIKE REDBULL:hugs Hyper On Redbull: Fluffy IS cute, isn't he? Say hello Fluffy:holds up Fluffy who is still frothing from the mouth and barking madly: He says hello!
I'm a bit hyper today, so don't blame me if this chapter is a bit, well…..… weird. But aren't they all? And I don't know if this is going to be a very long chapter or not. Anyway, as I say in a lot of the chapters, on with the story! Mmmm…kit-kats… :drools:
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Chapter 7- Bijou's Subway Scare
"Alright, Bijou. Your turn to choose where we go." Hamtaro told Bijou.
Bijou sniffed, still sobbing a bit after her 'green fur' incident. "I-I-I think w-we should go to that place over th-there…" She pointed to 'Subway'.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! THAT'S HEALTHY FOOD!" Oxnard squealed.
Bijou glared at Oxnard. "It will do you some good after all that Hungry Jacks you ate."
Oxnard's eyes watered up. "I can't help myself and it's a serious problem!"
Bijou shook her head. "It's pathetic, really."
"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE GREEN FUR!" Oxnard defended.
Bijou went red and glared down at Oxnard. "You NEVER, EVER talk about my fur with disrespect!"
"Yes mam'am, I shall never do it again, I swear!" Oxnard squeaked.
Bijou crossed her arms and nodded in a "well-duh-you-should-have-known-that-already!" way. "Damn straight you won't."
Well anyway, the Ham-hams walked over to Subway.
A girl with the name 'Mary' on her shirt grinned at the Ham-hams. "What can I get you today?" Then she saw Bijou's green fur. "Wh-What the heck happened to your fur!"
Bijou sighed. "Don't worry about it. What's the best thing you have?"
Mary grinned again. "We don't make them! YOU get to decide on what you want!"
Bijou gasped. "REALLY?" She squealed.
Mary grinned AGAIN. "Yeeeeep! What would you like on your roll?"
(Geez, this girl likes grinning, doesn't she? -.-')
Bijou looked at the food through the glass. "I guess I'll have 4 slices of that ham…" She pointed to some ham. "That cheese… :points to cheddar cheese: Lettuce and mayonnaise."
Mary smiled and saluted. "You're the boss!"
"HEY! I'M BOSS!" Boss whined.
"Like, quit your complaining!" Sandy said, smacking him on the back of the head.
"HEY! THAT HURT!" Boss glared at Sandy.
Sandy did a small: 'Eeep', grabbed Stan and put him in front of herself. "You can't hurt me! I'VE got a body guard!"
Stan squirmed around in Sandy's arms. "NOOO! I'LL NEVER PROTECT YOU! LEMME GOOOOO!" He wriggled out and zoomed away.
"LIKE, THANKS A LOT STAN! YOU WERE REEEEEAL HELPFUL!" Sandy shouted sarcastically.
"YOUR WELCOME!" Stan yelled back.
Bijou took her roll, payed the grinning Mary and sat down at a table. She bit into it. "YUMM! THIS IS GREAT!"
Cappy went up. "HEY! THEY SELL COOKIES!"
Mary grinned.
"Yep, we do!" She said enthusiastically.
(Well, at least she actually smiles and doesn't say 'I'm Hungry' every 5 seconds like Jack did! And is anyone but me getting annoyed by all the grinning Mary is doing?)
Cappy pressed his face against the glass that held the cookies. "I want one…" He dug in his wallet to get some money. A $1 Ham-ham coin fell out and so did a 40c piece. "I have… this much."
Mary smile faded slightly. "I'm sorry, but they're 2.40 each. Your short $1."
Cappy frowned. "But I want it!"
Mary shook her head. "I'm sorry, but…"
"I WANT IT!"
"I can't! It's store policy!" Mary cried.
"I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Cappy screamed. He threw down his cap and stomped on it.
Mary stared at Cappy's 'I-am-going-to-throw-a-tantrum-until-you-let-me-have-one-of-you-big-cookies' act. She looked at the others and pointed at Cappy, who was now screaming and ripping out Snoozer's fur.
(HA! i-luv-kitkats: 1, Snoozer: 0! So… :blows raspberry: on you Snoozer! TOLD YOU I'D GET YOU BACK FOR TRYING TO HURT ME! HAHAHAHAHA! D)
"Is he always like this until he gets what he wants?" Mary asked.
"Pretty much…" The other 'normal' Ham-hams sighed.
Mary gave in after Cappy started breaking chairs and tables. "Alright! Here's your cookie!" She hands over a chocolate chip cookie to Cappy.
Cappy gasped. He threw the chair he was holding down, and started chomping on the cookie.
(Just in case any of you readers are pron to throwing up at gross things, PLEASE get a bucket before scrolling down further. Thanks for your time!
Mary Anne walks in. "Hello again. i-luv-kitkats will not take responsibility for any one that throws up. Even though you probably won't. Have a wonderful, vomit-free day:grins:")
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK! THERE'S A WORM ON MY LETTUCE!" Bijou screamed.
"EEEEWWWW!" Sandy and Pashmina screamed, running as FAR away from the worm as possible.
"COOOOOL!" All the boys, except Cappy who was still gnawing on his cookie, cried. They ran in for a closer look.
"GET IT OUT! GET IT OOOOOOUUUUTTTT!" Bijou squealed loudly.
"Awwww… it's just a piece of Bijou's ham." Hamtaro pouted.
Bijou stopped squealing and poked the 'worm'. "Well, what do you know, it IS a piece of ham!" She gobbled it up.
"No wait, it WAS a worm." Stan said, snickering.
Bijou turned as green as her fur. She stared trying to cough up the 'worm'. "Get… :cough: it… :cough: out:cough, cough, gag:"
Stan stared at Bijou's coughing fit. "I was just playin' with you Bijou!"
Bijou stopped coughing and glared at Stan. "I NEARLY COUGHED UP MY LUNGS BECAUSE OF YOU!"
Stan squeaked and started running.
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BAISE-HEAD!" Bijou screamed.
Hamtaro looked confused. "What does 'Baise' mean?"
The others, besides Bijou who was screaming French swear words at a fleeing Stan, shrugged.
(Okay, there's no more gross stuff in this chapter, I promise! So you can wash your buckets now.)
Mary was ducking under the counter, talking to her self. "I… AM… AT… DISNEY… LAND…"
Bijou sweared a bit more and Stan screamed a bit more.
"DISNEY LAND!"
Bijou and Stan screamed again and ran past the ham plate that flipped, making all the contents go on Mary.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Mary screamed. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I QUIT!" Mary ripped off her tag and threw it on the ground. "PEOPLE CAN MAKE THEY'RE OWN ROLLS! AND THIS JOB DIDN'T EVEN PAY THAT MUCH!" She stormed off, a black cloud over her head making lightning.
Cappy started screaming about wanting another cookie. "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!"
Pashmina sighed. "You can get one form another store."
"BUT I WANT ONE NOW!" Cappy shouted, jumping up and down.
"I SAID GET ONE LATER!" Pashmina screamed.
Cappy shrunk to the back. "Okay." He said quickly.
"So how's going to choose next Bijou?" Hamtaro asked.
Bijou had a question mark above her head. "I guess…"
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ALRIGHT! This is my longest chapter! It's beating chapter 5 by….1 word. That's a lot, isn't it? lol
Hamtaro walks in and starts counting on his fingers. "No, that's only a tiny little bit."
:sweat drop: I was being sarcastic.
"Oh… of course… I knew that." Hamtaro said quickly. "I'm not dumb… I'm not dumb…" He keeps repeating that over and over.
Yes you are.
"NO I'M NOT:starts crying: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hamtaro starts having a tantrum attack and kicks his legs and pounds his arms on the floor. "I'M NOT, I'M NOT! I AM NOT DUMB!"
Whatever you say, Hamtaro. crystalgurl101 didn't review chapter 6! Boo-hoo…;-; But I bet she will still! Hopefully… Oh, before I forget, PLEASE REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! AND REVIEW EVEN MORE!