By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro for the millionth time! Or Tacobell,
YO! Waz up readers? ;) Some new people have reviewed my story! YAAAYYY!
Crowd comes in again. "GET ON WITH IT! How many times must we say it!"
HEY! You're the people that ate all the reviewers' kit-kats I gave them!
"AHHH!" The crowd starts running as i-luv-kitkats chases after them, shouting: GIVE BACK THOSE KIT-KATS, DAMN IT!
"What do you want to do? COUGH them up?" The crowd cries, still running.
NO! THEN… :stops running: PAY FOR NEW ONES THEN!
"We don't have that much money!" They pull out there pockets and moths come out.
THEN I'M GOING TO SUE YOU!
"TRY US!"
ALRIGHT THEN! MARY-ANNE!
Mary-Anne comes in. "Yes i-luv-kitkats?"
SUE THESE CROWD PEOPLE!
"We can't do them, they're our only crowd. With out them we're broke." Mary-Anne explained.
AAAARRRRGGHHH:grabs stress ball and squeezes it until all the sand stuff comes pouring out: MARY-ANNE!
"Yes ma'am?"
GET ME MORE STRESS BALLS!
Mary-Anne comes through with a bulldozer, with stress balls getting pushed along.
THANK YOU:keeps squeezing stress balls one by one, and each time they keep exploding: ON WITH THE THANKYOUS!
sparkleshine101- Yay! You're one of my new reviewers:hugs sparkleshine101: Now 2 people think my story is cute! GO THE WORM:another stress ball explodes so grabs another one:
Faunamon- YEAH! GO RANDOMNESS STUPIDITY! XD
April Chikatow- Thanks for not reporting my story! I still don't know what that means… And yep, Cappy DOES like cookies, doesn't he? Doesn't EVERYONE?
Yayfulness- Saturn has a ring around it? Nah, I knew that. I'm not THAT dumb! You're ANOTHER new reviewer:hugs Yayfulness:
Elmo ROX!- Geez, don't wreck you're computer, have a cookie. :gives Elmo ROX! a cookie: 0.0
Hyper On Redbull- YAY! GO REDBULL! Fluffy likes you now.
crystalgurl101- :blushes: Thanks you! I didn't know I was THAT good at comedy! I COULD BE A COMEDIAN!
Hamtaro: No you couldn't.
WHO ASKED YOU? Anyway Oxnard will be going to the food rehab centre in Hawaii, but not in this chapter. And I will keep it up for ALL my fans!
Hamtaro: I'm not one.
Oh shut up Hamtaro. If no one asks you, don't comment!
Chibi Sorceress- I'm doing Tacobell this chapter! So there's you're tacos! And thank you SOOO much for putting me in your fav authors:hugs Chibi Sorceress: $50! WHOO-HOO:tucks $50 in pocket: Heh-heh… All mine…
I'm going to stop blabbing now and continue the chapter. Scroll down!
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Chapter 8- Tacos, Tacos, TACOS!"I think Stan should choosethis one." Bijou said.
Stan grinned. "This is my lucky day! Thanks Bijou baby!"
"Don't push it." Bijou said, glaring at Stan.
Stan's grin faded. So he walked over to Pashmina. "Hey Pashy…"
Pashmina growls like a tiger. "RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!"
Stan yelped and jumped back. "O…kay. Maybe I shouldn't call her Pashy anymore."
Sandy had a sweat drop at the back of her head. "Ya' think?"
Pashmina glared at Stan.
Stan sighed. 2 girls glaring at him. This was NOT his lucky day after all.
Hamtaro shook his head at Stan who had a rain cloud over his head and was sitting a black corner. "So where are we going, Stan?"
(You know who when people are depressed the are in that black corner? Ah, don't worry… -.-')
"Maybe that place over there…" Stan said gloomy. He pointed at a place with 'Tacobell' over the top. A hamster in a giant taco suit stood out the front with a plate of free taco samples.
The Ham-hams walked into 'Tacobell' with a gloomy Stan in the front.
"Hi!" The giant taco said. "I'm Tacu, the taco!"
"Like we don't know that already." Stan grumbled.
Tacu ignored Stan's remark and pushed the plate of tacos she had in front of the others faces. "Try one! They're great!"
Stan grabbed one off the plate. "I should try one first, since I picked this place." He took a bite of his taco.
Tacu glanced at Stan with sparkly eyes. "Is it good?"
Stan spat it out. "Yuck! What is this, cat fur flavour!"
Tacu frowned. "Yes, it had the name in front ofit."
No doubt about it, a piece of paper said 'Cat fur flavour. Meat, lettuce, and 3 cups of cat fur. EAT AT OWN RISK!' in front of where Stan's taco was.
Stan glanced at his taco. "Of course…" he sighed.
Stan took another one that had 'Spicy Taco. Meat, Mexican chilli, lettuce and volcanic hot sauce. VERY SPICY! IF YOU BURN YOUR TOUNGUE WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE!' in front of it. "This looks nice enough." He took a bite.
Tacu looked at him again. "Well? Well?"
Stan's eyes went red, his face went green and steam came out of his ears. "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Tacu sighed. "It's gross isn't it?"
Stan went straight up to Tacu's face. "ARE YOU KIDDING? THAT'S DELICIOUS!" He ran in side the shop.
Tacu beamed. "Finally! Someone likes the Spicy Taco!"
Stan looked quickly around the store. There were empty chairs and a counter at the front. He zoomed up to it.
Suddenly, Tacu popped up form the counter STILL in her giant taco suit.
"Don't you get hot in that taco suit?" Bijou asked.
Tacu shook her head. "Nope! It's actually very light cotton! And it's a GIANT taco suit."
Bijou tilted her head. "Oh. Sorry."
"GIMME ANOTHER TACO!" Stan cried.
Tacu gave Stan 'Freezing Cold Taco'.
Stan gulped it down in two seconds flat. "M-More t-tacos!" Stan chattered.
Tacu gave Stan a 'Sunflower Seed Taco'.
Again, he gulped it down in two seconds flat. "MORE TACOS!"
--------------------2 Hours Of HEAVY Taco Eating Later…--------------------
Stan was on an empty table, leaning back and forth. "Taco! Taco, taco! Taco! Taco, taco! TACO, TACO TACOOOOOO!" He screeched.
The others were putting their hands over there ears and screaming: "MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STO-O-OPPPP!" They sobbed.
Stan grabbed Penelope and swung her around and around.
"PENLEOPE!" Pashmina screamed. She got up on the table and punched Stan in the face. Stan fell backwards, Penelope flying in the air.
"OOOOOKKKKWEEEEE!" She cried, covering her eyes.
"NOOOOOO!" Pashmina said in slow motion. Then, she caught Penelope in slow motion.
(Can't go past the slow mo, readers! XD)
Stan had those little birds around his head cheeping: "Stan's a goner… Stan's a goner… Stan's a goner…"
The Ham-hams dragged Stan out of Tacobell, with his birds still on his head, cheeping.
Tacu waved. "Remember to tell people about Tacobell! Say the giant taco sent me!"
"Bye!" All the Ham-hams, beside Stan, waved.
Boss got a bucket of water. "This is the only way he'll wake up…"
(Get out you're earplugs! I know I've got mine… :puts earplugs in:)
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:another stress ball explodes: Damn it:grabs the last one: This better last… Oh, we're back on? Hey, I hope you liked that fast update! And keep you're eyes peeled for my name, because I'm going to write a romance Hamtaro story shortly!
Bijou walks in. "Finally! You're making a romance story…" Bijou eyes go sparkly.
:growls: Did Hamtaro give you a key?
"Yep."
:sighs: I give up.
"Hopefully with me and Hamtaro…" Bijou sighed dreamily.
Well, it might be. So don't hold your breath. REVIEW:last stress ball explodes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!-