HamHam Take Out
By: i-luv-kitkats
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro, but if they want $2 for it I'LL TAKE IT! But we know that won't happen… Anyway, I also don't own Wendy's either. And if Wendy's really has 200 different flavours, I don't own them too.
AAAAAAAHHHHHH! This is probably one of the LONGEST updates I've done for this story! SO, SO, SOOOO SORRY :ducks after chainsaw is thrown: HEY! You SERIOUSLY need anger management!
"DON'T PUSH ME!" The chainsaw thrower screams.
He's not the only guy who needs anger management! My stuck up, arrogant, P.O'ed drama teacher needs it too:cough: he :cough: sucks!
i-luv-kitkats drama teacher comes in screaming. "HEY :beep: YOU! GO :beep: YOURSELF!"
HEY! NO COLOURFULNESS IN THIS K PLUS STORY:clears throat: Anyway, I'll stop blabbing and Mr. 'I-love-myself' over there will too:glares at drama teacher: Sorry again:gets hit with tomatoes, watermelons, boots, FLAMING chainsaws and more things: SHEESH, I SAID SORRY! Ahem. On with the story.
(blah) – Penelope translation
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Chapter 11- Ice Creaminess!
After Jack had stopped screaming about Sandy being a free-loader, cheap Ham-ham, etc… Penelope started jumping up and down and pointing to a shop. "OOKYOO! OOKWEE! OOOOKKKWWWWEEEE! (Oh! Oh! LOOOOOOOKKKK!)" She screamed.
"What's that? You want to poke Dexter's eye out?" Howdy guessed.
"HEY!" Dexter yelled at Howdy.
Penelope shook her head wildly and pointed again. "OOKWEE, OOKYOO! (NO, LOOK!)"
"You want to drown some puppies!" Hamtaro gasped.
"OOOOOOKKKKKKKKYYYYYYOOOOOOOO! (NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)" Penelope screamed. She started knocking Hamtaro over the head.
"She must take after Pashmina." Boss whispered to Stan.
Pashmina glared at Boss with fire in her eyes. "WHAT DID YOU SAY!"
Boss and Stan jumped. "Um… we said she takes after your… beauty?" Stan said nervously.
Pashmina suddenly had hearts in her eyes. "OH STAN, YOU DO CARE!" She jumped at Stan.
"EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!" Stan started running. Normally, he would LOVE a girl trying to hug him, but PASHMINA was a different story! "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"
"BUT WE MUST STAY TOGETHER FOREVER!" Pashmina cried, her arms out.
"NO WE MUSN'T!" Stan ran out the food court screaming with a love struck Pashmina following.
Penelope dragged Hamtaro by his ear to a store with 'Wendys' on the top. "OOKWEE! OOKYOO! OOKYOOOOOO!(LOOK! ICE CREAM! I WANT IIIIIT!)"
"OHHHHH!" Hamtaro said, nodding. "I get it! you want to take over Wendys, eh?"
Penelope slapped her forehead dramatically. "OOKWEE! (NOOOO!)" She started grabbing a chalkboard and wrote: 'I want to eat there! Understand now, you dummy?' in scribbly words.
"EY! I AINT A DUMMY YOU…um… you…" Hamtaro paused then sighed. "I'm all out."
Penelope grinned with triumph and walked to the girl in a blue and white striped shirt and a blue hat.
A little hamster about Penelope's age with blonde pigtails was taking her time to order. "Um… chocolate? No… strawberry? No… peach! No maybe I'll have peppermint this time…"
Penelope tapped her foot underneath her yellow blanket impatiently. "OokWEE! (HelLO!)" She snapped at the little girl.
The girl turned and stuck her tounge out. "I'm still ordering! Keep your stupid blanket on!"
Penelope's eyes narrowed. "Ookyoo… ookyoo… ookwee… ookwee! (Don't… bag… my… blanket!)" She hit the girl in the air until she crashed out the window at the ceiling, screaming the whole way.
Penelope dusted her hands in a 'thats that' kind of way and went to the girl. "Ookwee. Ookyoo… Ooooookwee! (Yeah. I want… every flavour!)"
The girl cocked her head in confusion. "What did you say?"
Penelope sighed and got her chalkboard again. She wrote: 'I want every flavour of ice cream you've got on one cone!'
After the girl, who's name was 'Melinda', read the chalkboard, her eyes widened. "WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTT!"
Penelope nodded and smiled. "Ookwee. (Yep.)" She said bluntly.
Melinda hands shook while she grabbed the ice cream. Then she grabbed a ice cream scoop and put one blob of chocolate on. "Th-That's all the flavour we have! I swear!"
Penelope glared at Melinda. "Ookweeeee. Ookyoo! (Noooooo. There's heaps more right there!)" She wrote that on the chalkboard too, then pointed to the other flavours behind a glass casing.
Melinda sighed in defeat and started scooping EVERY flavour they had.
Penelope watched in awe as her ice cream cone started growing.
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Melinda was now on a HUGE ladder, still scooping ice cream. She finally finished, and handed the wobbling ice cream to a drooling Penelope.
The guy in the orange uniform from chapter six came up to Penelope's drool and dripping ice cream mess. "I told you I'd see you again." He said to the other Ham-hams, sighing. He glanced around. "Hey, where's tubby the drool machine?"
"HEY! I'M NOT FAT!" A very faint voice from far away screams.
"Oxnard?" The Ham-hams shook their heads sadly. "He was taken to the 'Rehab Clinic For Tubbies' in Hawaii."
"Oooooohhh." The guy, who had a nametag with 'Bob', said. He shrugged. "Oh well. Good riddance. He just made my job harder."
Penelope stared at her ice cream cone / mountain. "Ookwee… (Pretty…)" Then she shoved the whole thing in her mouth at ounce and grinned with big cheeks. "OOKYOO! OOKWEE OOKYOO! (MORE! I WANT MORE!)
Melinda stared at Penelope for a minute. "You're not serious, right?"
"Ookwee! (Nope!)"
Melinda got another ice cream cone…
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Penelope, once again, chopped down on another ice cream cone / mountain in one gulp. "Ookyoo! (More!)"
Melinda sighed.
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"OOKYOO! OOKYOO! (MORE! MORE!)" Penelope cried, jumping up and down with glee.
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"Ook…yooo! (Mo…re!)" Penelope said, reeling back and forth.
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"Oooookkweeee-eeeee! (Waaaaaiiiteee-eeeer!)" Penelope yelled, nearly DRUNK on ice cream.
Melinda couldn't take it any more. Her hands felt like they would freeze and fall off if she made one more of Penelope's 'special' ice cream cones with EVERY flavour in the shop! They had over 200 different flavours anyway! "NOOOOOOOOOO! I'M NOT MAKING ANY MORE OF ICE CREAMS!" She snatched Penelope's money, and shoved all the Ham-hams out the door.
"OOKWEE! OOOOOOKKKKYYYYYOOOOO! (NO! MY ICE CREAMMMM!)" Penelope started crying as she got out the store.
Bijou started swearing in French at the glass windows about 'making a baby cry' and 'you're a complete jerk off'.
Sandy joined in, but with her army hat still on and like this: "SOLDIER! YOU MADE PENELOPE CRY! I WILL GET REVENGE! THIS MEANS WWWWAAAAARRRR!"
Melinda sighed with relief. "Thank god they aren't coming back!" Suddenly a huge ice cream boulder charged at her. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Outside the 'Wendys' store, Sandy grinned and patted a catapult.
"Heh-heh-heh… I TOLD you I'd get revenge, evil baby making woman! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
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:sighs: STOP THROWING FLAMING CHAINSAWS AT MEEEE!
The audience eyes i-luv-kitkats and put their flaming chainsaws down.
Thank you! Ahem. Hope you liked that chapter! I thought Penelope was pretty funny with her drunk-ness on ice cream:laughs like a mad person:
"SHUT UP!" The person who got Fluffy thrown on them screams. They had bite marks, broken bones, scratches, band-aids and scratches everywhere.
Haven't you learned yet! Fluffy, KILLL:throws Fluffy at person again:
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH! NOT THE $$#$ DOG AGAIN!"
HE'S A TASMAIN DEVIL GOD DAMN IT:clears throat for millionth time: Remember to review! If you do I'll get you a truckload supply of kit-kats each, I swear!
Hamtaro walks in. "Suuuuuure you will!"
Shhhhhhut up! Y-Yes, of COURSE I will!
"No you won't."
SHUT UP YOU IDIOT, DUMMY OF A HAM!
"I'm not a dummy, god damn it!" Hamtaro starts throwing a tantrum like a child.
:sighs: Remember to review. It's REALLY paying for my stress balls! And you'll get a truck load of kit-kats!