Chapter 6. The huge cheese question is answered herein! woot. 2-D, thanks for your review, and you're welcome too!

The Cheesy Factor

Cheese! Cheese! CHEESE!

"I wou' really like sum cheese, do' anyone fink they know where tis?"

Raven this freaky little cheese-man is wasting our valuable time.

"Shut up," I hissed to Jacob. "We'll have to treat him like the wretched seven year old he is and maybe he'll go away."

I pray you are correct.

"BRAINACHE LEAVE RIGHT NOW CAN YOU NOT SEE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING GAHHH! No one cares about your fucking cheese!" my Murdoc informed him rudely.

"Cheese is important," Rang the Thickhead put in. "It's a fact of life."

"Y-y-ou shoul' be a little nicer to 2D-san. I-I will help him find some cheese. I, I am quite disturbed by whatever is happening here, so I think I shall leave it to you all. Come 2D-san. Let's go get that cheese." Noodle sighed. Devil, I loved her so sometimes. Sweet peacemaking thing she was. And 2D was almost cute, he was that excited to get the cheese.

Finally! I thank you, raven.

"You're not welcome."

How impolite you are.

"I don't know your name, I don't wanna know it either. But what I do want is fer you to go bury your mate and let us be, as we have a few issues to resolve," Murdoc was trying to be calm. What with the cheese calamity and all I'd completely forgotten about Rang's deal. He was in our way.

"Whur's the burry place? I dunno."

"In back. Walk outta here, and it's right in behind." Mm, twas frustration now. Dear Muds.

"Aww, thanks mate."

"No problem!"

Rang left to dispose of the poor suicide victim, at last. Now we were alone.

"Okay. It's time for this crap to end. My sanity's crumbling and I insist you tell me why you're here, Dad."

The bird knows, son.

"The bloody bird doesn't talk."

He doesn't? We've been having a lovely tete-a-tete these past days.

"Cortez?"

"Kah-k-ahg-oackl-he-acol.." Oh God, I had to talk! Help me talk! SOMEONE!

"He what? he What?"

"Wakel-waant-wants-oo-YOU!" Ah, I felt exultant despite the content of news.

"WHAT!"

I want you, my boy. Hell's a lonely place.

"Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. This doesn't happen. This is only in movies! What the hell,.. no! I'm not going to Hell.. I mean, I am, but.. not with you!"

Oh yes you are.

MEANWHILE.

"I still can't find the cheeeeeese!"

oh mY gOD. THE CHEESE IS STILL MISSIN'! Will it eva be found?

and ah perhaps no more until, lets say, 30 reviews? dunno