Turns out the cheese was in a shower. Russ left it in there by accident as he was cleansing himself one day whilst having a snack. 2D decided he wouldn't eat that cheese. Poor cheese. Wah.

CHAPTER 7! –twitches and rolls across floor-

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Time

"Dad, I am NOT goin' to hell with you and that is final."

I shan't leave unless I get what I want.

Murdoc began to whisper a Satanic prayer in Latin.

So did Jacob.

Chills ran up my spine. (AN: I don't speaketh the Latin, else i would've thought up some scary prayer, mebbe i will in English lata in the chappie, but I cant think of anything to make chills run up thee spine ;signin off;d)

Together, they said that prayer (AN: OMG THE FRIGGIN TELLITUBBIES IS ON TV AND SOME LADY IS SINGIN TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahlhjlkjhl –sets self on fire along w/ tellitubbies uh sorry dunno where that came from)

To the Dark Lord himself and I was positively struck dumbt. Sure, my master muttered them under his breath all the time, but when sent to Satan in unison, it was as though you could feel the words drifting into Hell. Seldom had they seemed so creepy. But perhaps my sanity, too, was crumbling and the slightest thing would freak me out. Mmhmm.

When it appeared they were done:

The Dark Lord's not answer-ing, Jacob taunted in a singsong voice. He grinned. Twas an evil grin. More than evil. Twas….of…the…Devil!

"You are not my father."

Oh my, that's ri-ight!

"S-Satan?"

In the flesh.

"W-w-why?" Dear God. LUCIFER. I should have known it all along. You cannot defeat the One.

I was sure Murdoc Niccals would be lost to me forever.

It's time, Murdie. Follow me into the darkness.

Satan gave him his hand.

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Dear God is right Cortez! oh now i know i said no updates til 30 reviews but i had to put this out , . . .. NOW no updates til 30 reviews. wauahahhaahaha . –puff of smoke fills air as authoress randomly goes away-